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Postby Spasecat on Mon Mar 12, 2001 6:41 am

Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.<P>The electric chair was invented by a dentist. <P>Percentage of Americans that want to change their bodies in some way: 75%.
Percentage of Americans that would want to
change their intelligence: 13%.<P>
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Postby Sharkey on Wed Mar 14, 2001 8:36 am

Thoughts for the day<P>He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<P>A day without sunshine is like, well, night.<P>Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.<P>Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.<P>Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?<P>Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.<P>It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.<P>You can't have everything, where would you put it?<P>A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.<P>It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.<P>Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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