superchris needs osborn hair

[MrLeffel]

THWIP

[Ringading]

Do you think maybe Osborn uses web fluid to keep his hair in place? What do you think he does now that Spider-Man produces that stuff inside his body?

Superchris needs to know these things before he even thinks about partaking of such a bold maneuver... or else it may become a bald maneuver

[MrLeffel]

yo[b]ur poop


does not


taste like candy
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CHRIS DO SUPEROSITY 2.0 BUT NOT LIKE SORE THUMBS OK TANKS

[Chris Crosby]

You guys are all CRAZY!

[MrLeffel]

Boardy with massive boobulars.











(I ACCEPT PAYPAL)

[Ringading]

My mama always told me that crazy folk are geniuses too lazy to use their intellect. She also said drunkards dying in the gutters are superstars who never found their spotlight. I never understood why superstars who never found their spotlight always happened to also sound like geniuses too lazy to use their intellect. Is there something about undirected genius which makes the spotlight more elusive? We may never truly know, just as we may never understand why vocal Superositites always seem to be so... icky.