You know you read Alien Dice too much when....

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You know you read Alien Dice too much when....

Postby Dragonmaster on Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:08 pm

You Know You Read To Much Aliem Dice When....


1. You buy a black cat, specifically one who always gets itself/you into trouble, and name it Stealth.

2. You call every red lizard you see 'Zeta'

3. You dub every black squirrel you see 'Fly'.

4. You have at least one plushie of every character. And you made them all yourself.

5. You try to train your pet to revert to a die.

6. You bought everythng in the store.

7. You are the leader of a slew of fanclubs.

8. Everything you draw is Alien Dice related.

9. Have a whole bookcase dedicated to Alien Dice (or have a shrine to your favorite character)

10. Dust all your Alien Dice stuff and polish the shelf/shelves each day. Multiple times.

11. You use alien profanities instead of English ones.

12. You can't seem to understand why Zeta doesn't pop out of your Monopoly die.

13. Your wardrobe consists of only Alien Dice Stuff.

14. On Halloween, you dress up as Lexx or Chel.

15. You make a list like this.


Tell me if you think of any more.
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Postby alaskawolf on Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:55 am

you can never read too much Alien Dice :P
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Too true

Postby Dragonmaster on Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:24 pm

But hey, this is just for fun. Fun. FUN. Now repeat after me. "Dragonmaster is in no way trying to make fun of me. I'm going to laugh when I see this. I am not gonna take it seriously."

There. I knew you could do it.

(You get a cookie if you know where/what I based that on. ^_^)
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Postby alaskawolf on Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:20 am

im not sure where that phrase came from but can i have the cookie anyways? :P
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Postby VVereWolf on Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:03 pm

16. You've ever (accidentially) hit a mountian lion with your truck and expect it to revert to dice form.

17. Gotten sunburnt on your wings to get a girl's attention.

18. Put earrings on wild animals.

19. Searched for uncharted pasific islands in order to find aliens...

20. Searched in New York bars for aliens...
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Postby Alashandra on Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:35 am

VVereWolf wrote:20. Searched in New York bars for aliens...


*snerks*

VVereWolf, you'd have an easier time searching New York bars for HUMANS. :)
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Postby verec on Sat Aug 14, 2004 4:32 pm

You mean a harder time right? :wink:
21. You won't play D&D bacause of an intense paranoia about d20's.
22. You suspect that a careless player is reaponsible for Nessie.
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Postby eekee on Tue Aug 17, 2004 4:38 am

There are humans in NYC? There were a couple of definite human characters in You've Got Mail, but that was only a film.

I love pt. 22 btw, verrec.
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Postby azrael_2001 on Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:59 am

23. You know who to contact if you need a bloodstone in a hurry...

24. Pretending to be an Alien in exile in Earth is vital to your job security.

25. You job is designing jewelery with nanoscale circuitry and slightly 'off' aesthetics as a direct consequence of 23.

26. You know a player is responsible for Nessie. Whats more, she is one of your best customers.
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Postby Dragonmaster on Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:00 pm

Whoa...
People actually responded! Woo!
*Parties*
Cookies for everybody!
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Postby WanderSoul on Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:09 pm

27. you actuly know what 'bishounen' means

28. If you ever argued with a friend wether a Dice could ever, ever lose to a pokemon...

29. If you've ever thrown dice before a fistfight

30. When you can name all the dice levels of Lexx's dice, but not what you had for breakfest yesterday (no fair if you could'nt identify it to begin with)

31. If you rented the movie Lexx and was sorely disappointed

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Postby Dragonmaster on Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:59 pm

I know what bishounen means!
*Shrugs*
Ah well.
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Postby Dragonspeak on Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:44 pm

32. when instead of dreming of electric sheep, you dream of electric bloodhounds

33. when you get a suit that is tailored for wings
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Postby ryansias on Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:41 pm

yeah, i agree with the black squirrl named fly,, and for some reason i've been seeing ALOT of black squirrls recenlty,, everytime i go the park... whatz up wiht that?

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Postby PeabodySZ on Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:22 pm

"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep", Spider Robinson.
Nice Novel, but a bit down. I liked the movie (director's cut 'specially) better.
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Postby Syke on Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:15 am

..I've never seen a black squirrel.

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Postby daemonschile on Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:40 am

It's a common mutation in the gray squirrel (produces extra melanin). About a third of the gray suirrels around here are black - they figure because while gray sqirrels color matches the bark of oak trees (their favorite food), we have a lot of trees with darker bark around, and the black squirrels hide better on those. Of course now that the acorns are ripe, there's squirrels running about everywhere. :D (This page has some pictures http://www.scarysquirrel.org/vacation/c ... hadowland/ )
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Postby Skane on Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:39 am

34) You lay out your plushies and D&D dice, and proceed to have a dice battle.
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Postby Freak on Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:05 pm

Philip K. Dick wrote "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?". Spider Robinson wrote the Callahan's Crosstime Saloon series.
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Postby whonow on Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:41 pm

I must partially admit to #11, but for a slew of assorted webcomics (because the only people who understand are people who read them and thus are cool and have a sense of humor and don't get offended. I'm sure I'm not the the only one...

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Postby daringarlyn353x on Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:01 pm

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Postby Skane on Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:52 am

So says the multi-forum spammer wannabe. ;)
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Postby gogglehead on Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:20 pm

(35) Start comparing Chel to Misty and Lexx to Ash in an attempt to unveil some conspiricy
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Postby daemonschile on Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:47 am

Ash? Naaah... I think he has more in common with Rebound than the klepto roo. 8)
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