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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:07 am
by eskimodora
Yes, please join. I'm getting slightly freaked out with being the only un-founder-member in the group thing.

Psyonide won't stop staring at me.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:07 am
by [Edit]
I noticed that.

I remember I used to use DC++ back in my geekier days, but these days I have no good ways of coming about more mp3's. Of course, if I knew how to rip cd's, things would be different.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:53 am
by Psyonide
Download CDex here, it really doesn't get much simpler than this little program.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:47 pm
by eskimodora
Do you feel ANGRY?

Sexually DEPRIVED?

In any way CRAVING FOR A GODDAMN STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE?

If you answered yes to any of those questions-

THEN YOU NEED THE MEN IN HATS AUDIOSCROBBLER GROUP!

This revolutionary new niche provides all the sedatives, cheap prostitutes and strawberry smoothies YOU WILL EVER NEED. And for a limited time only, receive an AWESOME, COOL, FREE HAT when you join!



(Now THAT, my friends, is a marketing campaign. Even though everyone knows Psyonide would've done it better.)

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:53 pm
by YarnIsland
Tell me more about this free hat.

Please.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:58 pm
by eskimodora
The hat was actually Psyonide's idea, so you will have to ask him about the schmancy details.

But if I have any say in them, they will be in a variety of the latest, most hip bright colours, but if I don't, then they won't.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:59 pm
by YarnIsland
Oh.

...okay.

...

Hi Dora!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:23 pm
by eskimodora
Oh, hey Yarn! I didn't see you there.

How's your mother?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:35 pm
by YarnIsland
She is still being digested.

I made her promise me to not go out with out a fight, and so she is. Who ate her again? Edit? Where the hell is that crazy kid man?

How is uh...your being a girl?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:59 am
by eskimodora
Well, it's good to know your mum's well. I was thinking the exact same thing about Edit. *sigh* he was such an enthusiastic poster.

Being a girl is as hard as ever. You know, the fact that I was born as one and have had to live with it my whole life is quite a tragic story. I should write a book about it.

..Or not..

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:38 am
by TFBrett
I'm Just a Girl - No Doubt

you could listen to that song while you cry yourself to sleep!

Anyways, I applied for membership. I hope it isn't one of them no me allowed clubs.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:00 am
by Psyonide
Sweet, a fourth member!

*ahem*
I mean "Oh, another number to crunch in the endless cavalcade of plebs wishing to join our fabulous and exclusive club. *big theatric sigh*"

Yeah, that's much better!

As for you Dora, that was much better than I could have ever hoped to write. No marketing engineer am I!

Except now I want a god-damned strawberry smoothie! =/

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:15 am
by eskimodora
Does this mean we owe TFBrett a hat?

This was all your idea, Psyonide, you come up with the hat.

...Only then may you have your strawberry smoothie.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:37 am
by Psyonide
Oh, it's ah... in the mail!
Now, gimmegimmegimme!!!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:52 am
by TFBrett
strawberry smoothies totally arouse me.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:28 am
by mithril721
No Doubt they do... you're Just A Girl, remember?

I'm Just a Girl - No Doubt

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:36 pm
by YarnIsland
More like write a song dora, you emo little thing you.

Being a girl sucks,
Everyday is the worst
I hate my friends and family
I'll just go cry in the corner
Forever, forever....forever.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:15 pm
by TFBrett
Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops
pull the trigger and the nightmare stops
something something something yadda yadda yadda.

I hope there isn't some kind of redeeming message in the last section of those lyrics, because I totally forget them.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:37 pm
by YarnIsland
(these lyrics are part of a story and should not be taken literally.)

That up there follows the lyrics in the booklet.

Coheed and Cambria = thumbs up.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:56 pm
by Psyonide
Yeah, they're pretty decent.
(With all the knowledge of the one album I have)

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:03 pm
by TFBrett
ahaha, I found that little disclaimer in the booklet hilarious. That way, if someone shoots themselves in the face with a Coheed album playing, they're not liable.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:48 pm
by FunnyComic Lover
Thankyou for clearing that up Brett.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:59 pm
by TFBrett
You're welcome. I think were I them, I'd just say "Please don't shoot yourself. It's pretty dumb." and claim that of the 3 kids that shot themselves because of my album, there are thousands that *didn't*

PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:03 am
by [Edit]
I vote Brett to be the next guy who makes a CD about shooting yourself.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:26 am
by Shu1jack
I think the Bloodhound Gang has the all-time best song about shooting yourself.

Great stuff.