The cards don't lie, people. They can't lie. The cards are slick, and hard to stick on flat surfaces, BUT IT CAN BE DONE! There, I said it.
The cards were a metaphor for society, and segregation, and degeneracy. Mostly tho, they were playing cards of the bicycle variety. Endlessly spinning their wheels and never going anywhere.
Sometimes we'd play war, and many of the cards would die. The cards in this example are a metaphor for our Brave Troops, segregation, society, degenerates, and the magestic Dik Dik.
My chief objective today was to frollic, and I accomplished it with aplomb.
I don't even know what that word means. I assume it's something like a bomb made from or to blow up plums. I think I ate a purple cherry bomb this afternoon, that's where all the confusion stems from.
Most of it anyway.
The difference between a fruit and a vegetable is that fruit is filled with gun-powder, and vegetables don't actually exist.
Oh yeah...
