Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread, The Next Chapter...

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Postby Lord Emsworth on Wed Feb 13, 2002 5:29 am

[Missed that classic thread, and been meaning to revive it for awhile.
Here are the original "Conan" posts from the old board, for the record and to prevent repetition.]<P>Lee Herold (10-24-2000 12:09 PM): <P><B> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tirdun:
Conan the Parlimentarian.
(white wig, black poofy robe, bad English accent)
"Roite, ooos next to be decappatated, eh?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE></B> <P>Lee Herold (10-24-2000 12:13 PM): <P>Conan the Libertarian
"Liberty, Enterprise, and Personal Responsibility! Or I chop off
your heads!"<P>Pyromancy (10-24-2000 12:18 PM): <P>Conan the vegetarian.
"Eat vegtables... Or I cut off your head!"<P>Lee Herold (10-24-2000 12:18 PM): <P>Conan the Septuagenarian
"Back in my day we didn't have all these fancy computers. You wanted
to send a message to someone, you marched a thousand leagues across
frozen wasteland and chopped off their head. And they LIKED it!!"<P>Pyromancy (10-24-2000 12:29 PM): <P>Conan the Antiquarian.
"That silverware is VERY old; so old, in fact, that I should cut off
your head." <P>Lee Herold (10-24-2000 12:38 PM): <P>Conan the Librarian
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *cuts off their head*<P>Pyromancy (10-24-2000 01:41 PM): <P>Conan the rastafarian.
If it feels good, I'll cut your head off.<P>Pyromancy (10-24-2000 01:42 PM): <P>Conan the Bulgarian.
"Don't make fun of my mustache, I'm just a 10 year old girl!" Cuts
off their head.<P>Pyromancy (10-24-2000 01:44 PM): <P>Conan the Agrarian.
"Grow them vegtables, or I'll cut your head off."<P>nd (10-24-2000 02:59 PM): <P>Conan the Hungarian...
"If Michael mistreats my daughter, I'll cut off his head."<P>nd (10-24-2000 03:01 PM):
Conan the Egalitarian...
"I'll cut off everyone's heads."<P>BoxJam (10-24-2000 04:13 PM):

Conan the Actuarian:
"Your life insurance premiums go down... when I chop off your head!"<P>Michael (10-24-2000 04:15 PM): <P>Conan the Aquarian:
"Oooh, groovy! I think I'll, like, chop off your head, maaan. Wow."<P>Michael (10-24-2000 04:17 PM): <P>Conan on barium:
"This tumor's killing me, but I can still chop off your head!"<P>Michael (10-24-2000 04:18 PM): <P>Conan's a hairy'un:
"Just a little off the top, then I can see to chop off your head!"<P>Michael (10-24-2000 04:19 PM):
Conan the Fairy Hun:
"Get me a little boy or I chop off everybody's head in Europe!"<P>Michael (10-24-2000 04:20 PM):
Conan with flood control:
"Sorry, I have to wait 60 seconds before chopping off your head."

Michael (10-24-2000 04:24 PM):
Conan the Peanut Butter Man:
He bites you and you die!
(This one was from Little Boxjam, or my daughter. Whatever.)<P>Michael (10-24-2000 04:26 PM):
Conan the Schwann's Man:
"You want these frozen pierogies or should I chop off your head?"<P>Pooga (10-25-2000 08:18 AM):
Conan the Antidisestablishmentarian.
"Being opposed to the disestablishment of the Church of England, I
propose to chop all their heads off instead."<P>Tirdun (10-25-2000 08:42 AM):
Conan the Equestrian
Conan the Thespian
and
Conan the Lesbian.
or better yet
Conan the Lesbian Equestrian.
"Ooh, look at all us girls in our tight jodpurs and silk blouses....
tee-hee, oh my, I'm going to go chop off some heads."<P>BoxJam (posted 10-25-2000 09:08 AM):
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Dammit!Pooga took the one I was going to do!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Conan the Contrarian.
Pyromancy (10-25-2000 10:15 AM): <P>Conan the Scary 'un.
"BOO!!!" Cuts off your head.<P>Pyromancy (10-25-2000 10:17 AM): <P>Conan the "look over there-ian"
"Hey, Ian, look over there!" Cuts off his head.<P>Pyromancy (10-25-2000 10:18 AM): <P>Conan the Thunderian.
"Sword of Omens, give me the ability to cut off their heads!"<P>Lee Herold (10-25-2000 10:35 AM):
Conan the Custodian
"You kids track mud all over this floor again, I'll chop off your
heads!"<P>
Michael (10-25-2000 10:43 AM):
Conan the Remarryin'
"You know I love you more. We can get married as soon as I chop off
her head."<P>gopher (10-25-2000 12:05 PM):
Conan the Futilitarian
"It won't change anything in the long run, but I'll chop off your head anyway"

gopher (10-25-2000 12:06 PM):
Conan the Proletarian
"I'm going to chop off the heads of the oppressive ruling class"

gopher (10-25-2000 12:08 PM):
Conan the Sanitarian
"I'm going to chop off your head as soon as I finish cleaning this
sword"<P>gopher (10-25-2000 12:10 PM):
Conan the Planarian
"As soon as I evolve into something with opposable thumbs, I'll chop
off your head"

Tirdun (10-25-2000 12:38 PM):
Conan the Planitarium
"And over here is the sword of Orion (chop) and the sword of Hercules (chop) and there's the big hacker (chop) er, dipper".<P>Pyromancy (10-25-2000 12:48 PM):
Conan the Veterinarian.
"I must make this puppy well so it's healthy when I chop off it's
head."<P>Michael (10-25-2000 09:24 PM) <P>Conan is carryin':
"I was going to chop off your head, but eh, what the hell" *blam*<P>Tirdun (posted 10-26-2000 04:53 AM):
Conan of the Sanitarium
"Chop (drool) ahhhhhh (twitch) CHOP!!!"<P>Tirdun (10-26-2000 04:57 AM):
Conan the Canadian
"Want a beer, Eh? Or maybe a hockey stick (CHOP) Eh?"<P>Brad J. Guigar (posted 10-26-2000 05:52 AM):
Conan the Barber-Aryan
Come on in, we've got t'ree chairs und no waiting. You can sit by da painting of Der Fuerher, if you like. You say you want und little
off the top? Well, have I got der news for you! *chop*<P>nd (10-26-2000 09:46 AM);
Conan the Sumerian.
XO>VC<>!!!! *CHOP*<P>nd (10-26-2000 09:48 AM):
Conan the Manchurian.
Vote for me or I'll chop off your head.

Michael (10-26-2000 10:22 AM):
Conan is the nicest, friendliest, most honest man who ever chopped off my head.

Lee Herold (10-26-2000 10:28 AM):
Conan the Presbyterian
"Adhere to the tradition of Reformed Theology or I'll chop off your
head!"<P>nd (10-26-2000 10:39 AM):
Conan the Anglican.
Eschew Catholicism or I'll chop off your head.<P>
Pyromancy (10-26-2000 12:16 PM): <P>Conan the carrion.
"CROM! I stink! My stench will chop off your head."<P>Napoleon (10-26-2000 12:57 PM): <P>Conan needs buryin'.
"I might be a rotting corpse, but I'll still chop off your head!"<P>Lee Herold (10-26-2000 12:59 PM):
Conan the Napoleon
"I'll chop off Michael's head."<P>Lee Herold (10-26-2000 01:31 PM): <P>Conan the "So There"-ian
"You might have a nicer loincloth than me, but I just cut off your
head. So there!"<P>Tirdun (10-27-2000 04:15 AM): <P> Conan the Magician
"Now, watch as I attempt to reattach my lovely assistant's head"<P>Tirdun (10-27-2000 04:17 AM): <P>Conan the used car salesman
"Now what do I have to do to put you in this 93 Aspire?"
"Let's talk financing, don't worry, we won't chop off your head
(nervous laugh)"<P>Napoleon (10-27-2000 02:35 PM): <P>Conan the Did-It-Again
"Leeeeee! Make him stop before I chop off his head!"<P>BJ (10-31-2000 07:53 AM): <P>Conan the Marryin':
"Do you, Conan, take Valeria to be your lawfully wedded--" *CHOP*
"...oh, never mind."<P>nd (11-10-2000 06:10 AM): <P>Conan the Cancerian.
If you call me a crab again, I'll chop of your head.<P>gopher(11-10-2000 08:07 AM): <P>Conan the Prayin' 'un
If this doesn't work, I'll have to chop off somebody's head.<P>nd (11-10-2000 08:41 AM): <P>Conan the Gremlin.
If you pour water on me, I can chop off lot's of heads...<P>Pyromancy (11-10-2000 11:25 AM): <P>Conan the ovarian.
(bawling eyes out) I am all bloaty and I feel like I could just...chop off your head!

Michael (11-12-2000 10:08 AM): <P>Conan the Wary 'un:
Shhh! I'm going to chop off your head, but very quietly!<P>Michael (11-12-2000 10:13 AM): <P>Conan the Riparian:
I'll chop off your head as soon as the waters of the Nile recede.<P>Napoleon (11-12-2000 11:25 AM): <P> Conan the Kandarian:
"Cunda astratta montose eargrets gutt nos veratoos canda amantos
canda."
*evil spirit comes out of the woods to chop off Michael's head*

Pyromancy (11-12-2000 02:44 PM): <P>Conan the malarian.
I'm(shiver) sick(shiver) and(shiver) stuff(shiver). But I'll still
chop off your head.<P>
rtist54 (11-15-2000 09:26 PM): <P>Conan the NBC Late night talk show Host-arian.
Our next guest tonight *Chop*....<P>Chris Troute (11-15-2000 09:39 PM): <P>Conan the Incendiarian.
"First I'll set you on fire, then I'll chop off your head!"<P>
Napoleon(11-15-2000 09:49 PM): <P>Conan the Mammalian:
"I've got hair, I'm warm-blooded, and I'm just about to chop off
your head."<P>Michael (11-15-2000 10:32 PM): <P>Conan the lighter-than-air-ian:
I'd chop off your head, but I can't reach down that far.<P>Michael (11-15-2000 10:34 PM): <P>Conan the lighter-than-Aryan:
I'm gonna chop yo blonde haid off 'n burn it on this here cross,
boa!<P>Dan Nicholls (11-16-2000 09:55 AM): <P>Conan the Repairman.
"Oh, yeah I can fix it. Cost? Well, looks like someone's taken your arm and leg..."
<P>Napoleon (11-16-2000 12:52 PM): <P>Conan the Clarion:
"This is a clear call to action. Said action being to chop off your
head."<P>PDI (11-21-2000 10:40 PM): <P>Conan the Aquarium
Blubbb...blubb...blubb...CHOP!<P>Conan the Terrarium
Help! Get me out of this glass bubble! Or I'll chop your heads off!<P>Conan the Hairy Nun
Haily Mary, full of ... Oh, %$#@ it! *chop*<P>
Lee Herold (03-27-2001 11:52 AM):<P>(with apologies to Napoleon)
CONAN THE DEFENESTRARIAN
"I'll throw you out this window. You and your chopped-off head!"<P>nd (03-27-2001 11:56 AM): <P>Conan the Regurgitarian...
See, I told you, I'd chop off your head... Actually, that's pretty
sick looking *byluork*<P>Michael (03-27-2001 07:33 PM): <P>Now! Relive Robin Hood as you've never seen it before!<P>-with-<P>CONAN AS MAID MARIAN!<P>Try to imprison me, will you, Sheriff! *chop* Long live King
Richard!<P>Michael (03-27-2001 07:42 PM): <P>Conan the Ferryman:
Cross my palm with silver or I'll only row your head across the
Styx.<P>Michael (03-27-2001 07:44 PM):
Gilligan, Skipper, Conan and Mary Ann:
"Skipper, Skipper!" *chop*<P>[Whew. Will probably post the second page in a little while.]
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Pyromancy (03-27-2001 07:51 PM): <P>Conan the diptherian.
There's some places you just shouldn't go.<P>Lord Emsworth (03-28-2001 10:17 AM): <P>Conan the grammarian:
"Make proper use of inflection and syntax, or else I shall chop off
your heads" <P>adsinfinitum (03-28-2001 10:49 AM): <P>Conan the Bacterium <P>nd (03-28-2001 11:18 AM): <P>Conan the Mysterian:
I shall come out of these shadows and chop off your head...

nd (03-28-2001 12:36 PM): <P>Conan the Nubian...
"What's a Nubian?"
*chop*<P>adsinfinitum
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Registered: posted 03-28-2001 01:17 PM <P> Conan the DeLorean<P> *VVVVVRRROOOOOOOOM!*<P> *chop*<P>Pyromancy (03-28-2001 01:20 PM): <P> Conan the santerian.
"I will chop off this chicken's head."<P>nd (03-28-2001 01:21 PM): <P> Conan the Arboretum...
I said don't pick the flowers.
*chop*<P>Pyromancy (03-28-2001 01:24 PM): <P>Conan the sagitarian.
"I'm born in, like, early december." CHOP!!!<P>adsinfinitum (03-28-2001 01:25 PM): <P> Conan the Cambodian<P> Look in that barn to see how many heads I chopped off...
Bad taste? Yes, I thought so too...<P>Pyromancy (03-28-2001 01:25 PM): <P> Conan the aquarian.
"This is the dawning of the age of-" CHOP!<P> Conan the cesarean.
Doctor: Aint no way this baby's gonna fit thru there!
*CHOP*<P>
Pyromancy (03-28-2001 01:30 PM): <P> Conan needs buryin'.
"This guys stinks since they chopped his head off!"<P>
adsinfinitum (03-28-2001 01:33 PM): <P> Conan the Binarian
011101 010 010 100011 010110 111<P> Translation: CHOP!

nd (03-28-2001 02:08 PM): <P> Conan the Gregorian...
Chant louder, lest I chop of your head.<P>Michael (03-28-2001 06:03 PM): <P> Conan the Samaritan:
After an accident like that, you're better off if I chop off your
head.

Pyromancy (03-28-2001 07:08 PM):
Conan the bavarian.
"Eat this pretzel or I chop of your head. Ja."

Pyromancy (03-28-2001 07:10 PM): <P>Conan the vulgarian.
"Alright ya @$@# @#$#!! I'm @#$#@ gonna #%@@ chop your #%@^#$
mutha-@#@$#@% head the @$@# off!!!"<P> Michael (03-28-2001 08:17 PM):
Conan the Volgarian:
Pull that barge or I'll chop your head off!

adsinfinitum (03-29-2001 07:19 AM
Conan the Pavlovian<P> Ding-a-ling!
*Chop*!
Ding-a-ling!
*Chop*!

Pyromancy (03-29-2001 07:41 AM
Conan the Freudian.
"Sometimes a sword is just a penis. Oh $#|+!"
*CHOP*<P> Pyromancy (03-29-2001 07:45 AM):
Conan the bolivian.<P> "Welcome to the beautiful country of Bolivia. We hope you enjoy
your-" *CHOP*

Pyromancy (03-29-2001 07:52 AM):
Conan the Schwarzeneggerian.
"You've been eating other people's lunches?!?"
*CHOP*
"IT'S NOT A TUMA!!!"
*CHOP*<P>
Angelice (03-29-2001 08:03 AM): <P> Conan the Mulderian
"The truth is out " *CHOP*

adsinfinitum (03-29-2001 08:56 AM): <P> Conan the AnteDiluvian
"Looks like rain" *CHOP*<P>Animaniac (03-29-2001 09:19 AM): <P> Conan the Vogonian
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly...
...thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabblegotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee,
My foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!"
::Audience chops own heads off::<P>nd (03-29-2001 10:21 AM):
Conan the Australian...
G'day mate! It's time to throw another head on the barbie.
*chop*<P>nd (03-29-2001 10:26 AM):
Conan the Kirilian...
See, even without their heads, the aura still shows up...<P>nd(03-29-2001 10:30 AM
Conan the Cartoon-Cartoonian...
That ButterCup is so cute, it makes me wanna chop off someones head.

Pyromancy (03-29-2001 11:27 AM):
Conan the romulan.
"I WILL chop off Kirk's head."<P> Tirdun (03-29-2001 11:56 AM):
Conan the ovarian
"Incomming, chop off their heads!"<P>
adsinfinitum (03-29-2001 12:35 PM):
Conan the Barbican
And tonight's play is "Chop off their Heads" by Harold Pinter

adsinfinitum (03-29-2001 12:37 PM): <P> Conan the Boolean
I will[AND]chop{NOT][NEAR]your[IF]head.
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This is your father's lightsaber. Now, chop off his head!

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Conan the Victorian
We are not amused...so we'll chop off your head.
<P>
Pyromancy
(03-29-2001 03:55 PM): <P> Conan the Mongolian.
(A bunch of chinese sounding words)*CHOP*<P>squish squasher (03-29-2001 04:58 PM):
conan the kindergarden
A is for Apple
B is for Boy
C is for *chop*<P> Pyromancy (03-29-2001 06:08 PM): <P> Conan the corsican.
*CHOP*
"OW!"
"What're you yellin for? He chopped my head off!"<P>nd (03-29-2001 11:15 PM):
Conan the Boxjamian...
I won't update, so chop off my head.<P>Tirdun (03-30-2001 03:51 AM):
Conan the Valedictorian
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 2002, here is your
valedictorian, Con(CHOP) urrgh! (CHOP).<P>Michael (03-30-2001 10:05 AM):
Conan the Floridian:
I didn't mean to chop Buchanan's head off!<P>nd (03-30-2001 10:20 AM):
Conan the Arthurian...
I shall pull this sword from this stone so that I may chop of your
head.<P>adsinfinitum (03-30-2001 10:37 AM):
Conan the Utilitarian
"Chopping off your head should bring the the greatest happiness to
the greatest number."

Tirdun (03-30-2001 10:49 AM):
Conan the Branch Dividian:
"IF I wasn't on fire... ah what the hell: CHOP!"
Conan the meridian:
"Come Conan, we're off to behead commoners!"
"Not yet, tis not quite noon."
Conan the Bulgarian
"Do you even know where Bulgaria IS? CHOP!"<P>Lee Herold (03-30-2001 11:31 AM):
I can do this one 'cause I have kids:
Conan the Kabuterimon
"Digivolve to---CHOP!"

Pyromancy (03-30-2001 11:38 AM):
Conan the octagenarian.
*CHOP* "MY HIP!!!"<P>Tirdun (03-30-2001 11:47 AM):
Conan the cigarrette-smoking-man
(puff) You have no idea how deep this goes (puff) the aliens, the
head chopping, the mumus. (puff)<P>Tirdun (03-30-2001 12:05 PM): <P>
nd (03-30-2001 02:05 PM):
Conan the Tirdun...
Look at me, I do lot's of fan art *chop*

Michael (03-30-2001 03:43 PM):
Conan the Leprechaun:
Begorrah! Ye'll never get me loocky chaarms! *chop*
<P>Tirdun (04-03-2001 04:25 AM):

Tirdun (04-03-2001 04:42 AM): <P>

Arthurian credit to nd

Lysana (04-03-2001 10:04 AM):
Conan the Pokemon:
I choose you to chop off his head!

Napoleon (04-03-2001 04:38 PM): <P> Conan the Dictionaryan
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Postby Lord Emsworth on Wed Feb 13, 2002 8:21 am

Conan the Revived-Again:
*chops off the thread*
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Feb 13, 2002 10:30 am

Conan the Librarian:<P>*I see Peter Rabbit is two days overdue* <I>CHOP</I>
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Postby mouse on Thu Feb 14, 2002 1:49 am

conan the thesaurian:<P>i'm going to {sunder, divide, subdivide, sever, dissever, abscind; circumcise; cut; incide, incise; saw, snip, nib, nip, cleave, rive, rend, slit, split, splinter, chip, crack, snap, break, tear, burst; rend, rend asunder, rend in twain; wrench, rupture, shatter, shiver, cranch, crunch, craunch, chop; cut up, rip up; hack, hew, slash; whittle; haggle, hackle, discind, lacerate, scamble, mangle, gash, hash, slice} your head off.
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Postby Lord Emsworth on Thu Feb 14, 2002 1:58 am

Conan the Barbie Doll:
Math is hard. Let's go chopping!
*chop*<P>
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Postby Mindless Mojo on Thu Feb 14, 2002 2:28 am

Conan the White Zombian:<P>Welcome to Planet Motherfucker *chop*
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Postby Mindless Mojo on Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:26 am

Conan the Ninja Turtlian:<P>Dude, lets get some totally rad pizza, then go chop off Shredder's head!<P>Conan the Space Monkeyan:<P>The first rule of Project Mayhem is you get your head chopped off if you ask about Project Mayhem! *chop*<P>------------------
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Feb 14, 2002 6:34 am

Conan the Unitarian:<P>You believe whatever you want, I'm STILL gonna chop off your head.
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Postby Lord Emsworth on Thu Feb 14, 2002 7:05 am

Conan on Opium:
As soon as I come out of this haze (puff), I'll chop off your head!
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Feb 14, 2002 7:26 am

Conan the al Quaedan:<P>"<I>Oh, for the love of God -- just go chop your own head off, would ya?</I>"
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Feb 15, 2002 1:57 am

Conan the ovarian:<P><I>As soon as I get myself borned, I'm gonna chop your head off.</I><P><B>and -- flip side</B><P>Conan the obstetrician:<P><I>I see the head. *CHOP*</I><p>[This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 02-15-2002).]
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Postby burnt dog on Fri Feb 15, 2002 11:32 am

CONAN the Contrarian:<P>I will not chop off his 'ead, Mother.<P>------------------
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Postby jeremiahsmith on Fri Feb 15, 2002 12:24 pm

Conan the Secretarian<P>"Mr. Conan's in a meeting right now, so he's unable to chop off your head at the moment."<P>
Conan the Procrastinarian<P>"I'll chop your head off later."<P>
Conan the Transylvanian<P>"I'll chop off your head, and then suck your blood."<P>
Conan the Salutatorian<P>"*I* should be valedictorian! You cheated on the finals!" *CHOP*<P>
Conan the Stentorian<P><B>"I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD!" *CHOP!* </B>
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Postby Michael on Tue Feb 19, 2002 6:55 am

Unbelievable. Who woulda thunk this idea had any life left in it?<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.vivtek.com/images/boxdudel.gif"> <P>------------------
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Feb 20, 2002 8:45 am

Conan the Dickensian:<P>"<I>It was the best of times, it was the worst of times --" *CHOP* <P>

"It was the best of times.</I>" <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Feb 20, 2002 8:52 am

Conan the Shakespearian:<P>"<I>How now, how now, (*<B>CHOP</B>*) logic.</I>"
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Feb 22, 2002 1:53 am

Conan the Sumarian:<P>"<I>φ▬◊ζΦ☼</I>"پٴ▼ٱ٭٫و<P><I>*CHOP*</I>
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Postby Lenore_thelittledeadgirl on Wed Feb 27, 2002 7:53 am

Conan the Veterinarian
"I'm sorry, but Fluffy's head is going to have to come off" *CHOP*<P>
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Postby Corax on Mon Mar 04, 2002 2:04 am

Scraping the very bottom of the barrel:<P>Conan the cnidarian:
"First I sting you with my tentacles, then I chop off your head!"<P>
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