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Postby Padre on Fri Jan 11, 2002 4:54 am

Respect for
Heavy<P>I am girthically challenged! Our Female Co-star of L & F thinks herself girthically challenged. I respect her!!!! Do you respect her? Our television egocentric doesn't respect her! <IMG SRC=""> Do Frank and Max respect her? <IMG SRC=""> Do all of you respect her?
how 'bout them Weight-Watchers<P>
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Postby AccordionDad on Fri Jan 11, 2002 6:10 am

Getting Interested Re: This Theme Here.<P>I respect interesting characters and good storytelling in an attractive setting cared for by a true artist. And since Three's Company's not on anymore, I spend my time here.<P>Actually, I was wondering when Beth's insecurities would catch up with her endless string of, um, fortune. I mean, she has practically Biblical luck? I forget her last name, Matty, but if it were Williams, this would set up a nice Job-Beth Williams line. But that would be too much of a strech.<P>{Forgive me, Padre, for I'm still a bit rusty}<P>PS: Just kidding about Three's Company. But John Ritter IS Clifford!<P>------------------------
Leave the world eventually. Show some respect for it while you're here.
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Postby Johnski333 on Fri Jan 11, 2002 6:39 am

A-Dad-<P>If you had Cable you would know that Three's Company IS still on and those rapscallions are still at it on Nick at Night. But all you can get is Public Television, local shopping network, fuzzy channel 6, and screwy channel 4. Oh and all those lovely Barney tapes (as Johnski333 goes into a Barney trance . . .)<P>So we go flying in an airplane lookin' out the window watchin' the clouds go by . . .
Flyin' in an air plane lookin' out the window up so very high!!

(regaining composure)

I mean . . . uh . . .

bye bye
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:57 am

Just an on-topic ditty. Thanks for getting me thinking today, Padre. <IMG SRC=""><P>Matt - hope you don't mind, I borrowed your title.<P><I><B>Heavy Problems</I></B><P>Toward those of ample volume
I can say I
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Postby mickster on Sun Jan 13, 2002 8:25 am

"I tried to move using UPS, but they wanna know the weight and girth of everything on the phone before they come pick it up. So I told em... I dunno what the weight is... and I dunno what girth MEANS. Turns out the girth formula is too complicated, so I finally made up everything: <P>"They each weigh exactly 22 pounds and have a girth of 3."
"Three what?"
"Three girth units".<P> - Brian Regan<p>[This message has been edited by mickster (edited 01-13-2002).]
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