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Private Eye Frank Chase and his partner/dog Max are on the case!

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Postby Padre on Wed Dec 05, 2001 8:25 am

Lost and Found Investigations: Lost for Christmas/Hannukah Gifts Ideas? We'll find you some bargains.<P>Lost and Found Investigations: We helped Rudolph find his way home.<P>Lost and Found Investigations: Slicker than waxed sleigh runners.<P>Lost and Found Investigations: Credit card maxed out? We're never Maxed out!<P>Lost and Found Investigations: Santa Claus isn't the only one with a list!<P>Lost and Found Investigations: We would have found enough oil for eight weeks!<P>Lost and Found Investigations: No citations for us - we have built-in cell phones.<P>Lost and Found Investigations: When you're dog-tired, we're your men, uh, man and dog.<P>Lost and Found Investigations: We could have U.B.L. in 48 hours<P>Lost and Found Investigations: We helped the Sun find Elvis,[and JFK and J. Edgar Hoover and Amelia Earhart, and Glenn Miller and Jimmy Hoffa and Art Bell and DB Cooper and...]
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Postby DrScottie on Fri Dec 07, 2001 6:16 am

Lost and Found Investigations: Got Milk-Bone?
Lost and Found Investigations: Gives new meaning to Frank & Scents (Scents as in the case trail scent!)
Lost and Found Investigations: Stuff this in your stocking!
Lost and Found Investigations: Rudolph never played any of THESE games!
Lost and Found Investigations: More jolly, less folly!
Lost and Found Investigations: By a damn hat already!<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Mon Dec 10, 2001 7:40 am

[Based on the strip of 12/05/01]
Lost and Found Investigations: We take it to the Max [but Max sometimes runs a little late]
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how 'bout them Hannukah gifts?
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Postby AccordionDad on Wed Dec 12, 2001 6:59 am

L&F: Wiser than the 3 wise men.
L&F: They found the Christmas spirit in Southtown first.
L&F: Never mind the myrrh, these guys brought the Snaussages.
L&F: They could have found an inn with a room left, but {singing} "Away in a motel, a roll-away crib" sounded crappy.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Dec 17, 2001 7:24 am

L&F: We know where that last piece for your kid's bicycle went.
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