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Postby AccordionDad on Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:54 am

Matt also considered the following obstructions for the 1 July 2001 Strip:<P>A diving seagull.
A PT Cruiser.
Paul O'Neill.
An oversized Roman collar (Where ya BEEN, Padre?!!)
A bottle of Wagner Reisling (NY State wines are quite nice).
The Staten Island Accordion Club logo.<P>But the REAL question is: who's hiding in the clown costume?!??!??!<P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Mon Jul 02, 2001 5:46 am

I got it! The clown is actually a giant rat with a purple fetish! That's it! That's the major plot point we've been waiting for!<P>Editor's Note: AccordionDad demonstrates here why his is NOT a storytelling medium.<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Mon Jul 02, 2001 7:04 am

I just want one of those gray suits with the hip handles. Matt- you should come up with some patent material for that idea.<P>
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Postby Bo Lindbergh on Mon Jul 02, 2001 9:46 am

No, the real question is: who sold purple motorcycles to a gang of rats?
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