Is Beth Crazy?

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Postby Chief_Petty_Officer_Klerk on Sat Mar 31, 2001 2:10 am

Beth has to be crazy if she wants to Borrow (Read Steal) a police car! you can get charged for even thinking it!<P>------------------
When the pin is pulled Mr.Grenade isn't our friend!!
you better run, you better take cover!!! as you don't know who'll I'll nuke next!!!
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Postby Johnski333 on Sun Apr 01, 2001 2:39 am

Someone might be crazy-
I mean your post is only 10% as long as your signature?<P>You should be charged for that.
Whatever charged means . . .<P>------------------
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Postby Max the Dog on Mon Apr 02, 2001 12:38 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B>Charged?
How much?
Is tax and shipping included?
Can you charge it with Visa? MasterCard? American Express?
Can you charge it with 120 volts?
Is it an Energizer Battery that you are charging?
Can you be charged with Assault and Battery?
What about A Salt and Pepper Shaker?
This is really shaking them up!
I wish it would charge them up!
Are they charged?
How much?...............</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
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Postby mickster on Mon Apr 02, 2001 1:09 am

Hey Max...<P>Take it to the Laffy Taffy thread, pal.
This here's the "Is Beth Crazy" thread.
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Postby Milligan on Mon Apr 02, 2001 3:29 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chief_Petty_Officer_Klerk:
<B>Beth has to be crazy if she wants to Borrow (Read Steal) a police car! you can get charged for even thinking it!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>And do we know this from experience??? Eh???<P><P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Mon Apr 02, 2001 4:46 am

Charged?
How much?
Is tax and shipping included?
Can you charge it with Visa? MasterCard? American Express?
Can you charge it with 120 volts?
Is it an Energizer Battery that you are charging?
Can you be charged with Assault and Battery?
What about A Salt and Pepper Shaker?
This is really shaking them up!
I wish it would charge them up!
Are they charged?
How much?...............
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Postby Chief_Petty_Officer_Klerk on Fri Apr 06, 2001 3:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Milligan:
<B> And do we know this from experience??? Eh???<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No I haven't done that! I am in the Law Enforcement busness. Not a Cop though.<P>------------------
When the pin is pulled Mr.Grenade isn't our friend!!
you better run, you better take cover!!! as you don't know who'll I'll nuke next!!!
"Pull the pin and count to what?" unknowen WW2 soldier
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Wow. Now thats a signature.
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[B] Yeah, I'm impressed.
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Postby AccordionDad on Fri Apr 06, 2001 4:23 am

Stealing a police car, stopping a semi with a flashlight and a hairstyle... I'd say we've answered the question posed by this topic now.<P>But my question is this: Is "Beth Gets Crazy" the title of this storyline?<P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Sat Apr 07, 2001 7:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spasecat:
<B> with a tag line like that??????<P>is anyone as scared as i am?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I suspect you're just scared by the proximity of law enforcement in general....<P>Or was that the old days?<P>---------------------
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Postby Spasecat on Sat Apr 07, 2001 11:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chief_Petty_Officer_Klerk:
<B> No I haven't done that! I am in the Law Enforcement busness.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>with a tag line like that??????<P>is anyone as scared as i am?
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Postby Padre on Sun Apr 08, 2001 4:37 am

You want to know REALLY SCARY????
I was a police officer before becoming a priest!
And I was sworn in as Chaplain for a City Department - and that's at the rank of Inspector! (Almost as good as Inspector Callahan!)
Now, is that Scary or what?
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Postby Spasecat on Sun Apr 08, 2001 7:38 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AccordionDad:
<B> I suspect you're just scared by the proximity of law enforcement in general....<P>Or was that the old days?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Okay AD...I resemble that remark...<P>I respectfully decline from posting any further replies until my lawyer is present..<P>****any lawyers present???****<P>------------------
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Postby Coota on Sun Apr 08, 2001 8:18 am

I think he's just scared that CPOK has a tag line which reads "Live fast, die hard, and take at least five others with you" and is in Law Enforcement. <P>I personally like most law enforcement officers, though there are the occasional bad seeds. My uncles a cop, actually; Chicago PD. Though my family is more military than police, as far as tradition goes...
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Postby AccordionDad on Tue Apr 10, 2001 6:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B>You want to know REALLY SCARY????
I was a police officer before becoming a priest!
And I was sworn in as Chaplain for a City Department - and that's at the rank of Inspector! (Almost as good as Inspector Callahan!)
Now, is that Scary or what?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Dum de dum dum!
Padre a police chaplain?
So leaving mass straight from the communion line is a nine-fourteen?
Gives a whole new meaning to "beating a confession" out of someone.
And when you played good-cop, bad-cop, was it more of good-cop, an-eternity-in-**** cop?Nah, I'm sure you were always the good one.
Right?
Dum de dum dum DUMMM!
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Postby Johnski333 on Fri May 18, 2001 12:55 am

Dum Dums . . . such silly little candies.<P>But you gotta love the question mark one!<P>What flavor is it!?!?!?!?!?<P>
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Postby Chief_Petty_Officer_Klerk on Sat May 19, 2001 1:54 am

um...what was the point of the last post?<P>
and yes I have fixed my Sig!<P>------------------
When the pin is pulled Mr.Grenade isn't our friend!!
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Postby Padre on Sat May 19, 2001 8:57 am

Isn't that better than,
"Dum dum da dum da da da da da da dum"<P>(funeral march)<P>OR<P>"Dum da dum. Dum da dum. Dum da dum. Dum da dum. Dum da dum. Dum da dum. Dum da dum. Dum da dum"<P>(taps)<P>I like the orange dum-dums!
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