For St. Patricks Day

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Postby Spasecat on Mon Mar 12, 2001 8:17 am

An Irishman named O'Leary, who loved to sing as he worked, bought a mule to farm his garden. The mule worked well but was almost totally deaf. So, when his owner yelled, "Whoa!", the animal often continued plowing. Asked how the mule was working out, O'Leary shook his head. "There was a time," he said, "when all the neighbors could here was me singing my lilting melodies." "Lately, I'm afraid, they've heard nothing but .... my riled Irish whoa's!"<P>Their constant conflicts must some day lead the Irish to see .... the Eire of their ways<P>********************************************<P>May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you<P>********************************************<P>May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.<P>
Happy St.Patrick's Day to all
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Postby mickster on Mon Mar 12, 2001 12:13 pm

I like it! And to top it all off... a Shamrock Shake! <IMG SRC=""><P>miK.
Them Shammie's is tasty.
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Postby Johnski333 on Tue Mar 13, 2001 9:46 am

Hola-<P>I just have to agree on the shamrock shake thing. It's a must to stock your freezer with the fine, fine specimen of milk sugar and mint extract. (for those a little older Creme deminthe) So go out and purchase say- 20. and stack them in your fridge like 40 oz beers in a gangsta rap video.<P>
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Postby Spasecat on Thu Mar 15, 2001 8:06 am

Of what is this "Shamrock Shake" you speak?
I'm intrigued, and a little disapointed you havent mentioned it before now....<P>********************************************
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of
grass and not fall of the face of the earth
********************************************<P>Excerpts from The 101 Least Lucky Irish Toasts - (cause some were just too racy to post! Go Irish!) - <P>When the booze is inside, the pain goes elsewhere<P>Have a magically delicious evening! <P>May the cat suck your Shamrock shake
(There's that Shamrock Shake again!?!? I must be enlightened)<P>Snakes, snakes everywhere! <P>Pull me other finger! <P>Call 911! <P>When the cat is away, the mice will get smashed. <P>Flan for everybody! <P>Hey, hey, IRA! <P>Don't toss your guts in the confessional! <P>Bloodshot eyes are smiling! <P>Gaelic keeps the vampires away! <P>I'd rather be Irish than sober! <P>Hey, we do beer every year-Tonight, sparkling cider for everyone! <P>Let's slur our guttural consonants until they're incomprehensible<P>I prefer stuffing over potatoes. <P>Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundercats are loose! <P>Irish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner! <P>Hey, hey, at least we're not French! <P>If you're Saxon and you know it, clap your hands! <P>Bigtime thanks to O'Douls for providing the beer! Would you believe it's non-alcoholic? <P>May the floor rise up to meet you! <P>********************************************<P>Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin<P><p>[This message has been edited by Spasecat (edited 03-15-2001).]
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