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Postby Padre on Wed Feb 28, 2001 1:48 am

If it's Lent, to whom do I return it?
Don't make an ash out of yourself, either.
And don't get cross with me because of these puns!
Between AccordionDad and Johnski333, these puns leave me dusted [and to dust I shall return.]
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Beth in a bikini??????
Max in a bikini????????<p>[This message has been edited by Padre (edited 02-28-2001).]
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Postby Buffy on Wed Feb 28, 2001 9:12 am

Padre-Padre_padre---Too many Catholic jokes on Ash Wednesday. Do you know how many Catholics you offended in Geneva alone-3000.You should get busy and just say your office, or go to the office or be sure to lock the office when you leave. Don't try to hide, we know who you are--you're the one dressed all in black with the cross on your forehead=yeah that's right. <P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Mar 01, 2001 4:15 am

Maybe our man Padre was just looking for something to be repentant for when he conceived these.<P>Just don't give up your pun pen for the next 40 days, Padre. <P>Speaking of puns, Have you heard this one?<P>Two keys hang in an undertaker's office - one for the organ in the chapel; the other for one of the cars in the garage.<P>Two small signs above the keys read "Hymn" and "Hearse."<P>Padre: he puts the 'hood in the Priesthood. And I mean that in the best possible way.<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:11 am

Did you hear about the Undertaker who married the Lady Snake Charmer?
For the wedding I got them Hiss and Hearse towels!
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Postby Padre on Thu Mar 01, 2001 7:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buffy:
<B>Padre-Padre_padre---Too many Catholic jokes on Ash Wednesday. Do you know how many Catholics you offended in Geneva alone-3000.You should get busy and just say your office, or go to the office or be sure to lock the office when you leave. Don't try to hide, we know who you are--you're the one dressed all in black with the cross on your forehead=yeah that's right. <P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh Buffy!
You MUST NOT have come to my masses (Yes, I did more than one) on Ash Wednesday. I don't remember giving you ashes.
Also, you would have noticed that I didn't have ashes on my forehead. As a priest, I received them on my tonsure!!!
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What do I do with this grit?<P><p>[This message has been edited by Padre (edited 03-01-2001).]
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Mar 01, 2001 8:01 am

Roman Catholic Vocabulary Lessons, Part A:<P>Tonsure: The crown of the head, where a man is touched by water when ordained a deacon.<P>This is the summary offered by your friendly priests at St. Aloysius in West Caldwell, New Jersey. I may not the definition exactly right. It was VERY early in the morning. Which brings me to my second definition for this lesson...<P>Tonsil: What the parishioners were trying DESPARATELY not to show the friendly priests of St. Aloysius in West Caldwell, New Jersey.<P>------------------
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