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Postby Padre on Wed Feb 21, 2001 2:09 am

Bride2K?
Bride2K?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Anyone?
Anyone?
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Postby Padre on Wed Feb 21, 2001 2:11 am

Oops! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/redface.gif">
Wrong thread.
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Postby AccordionDad on Wed Feb 21, 2001 4:28 am

Clever hook today, Mr. Milligan, but now you have me wondering....<P>So Max has no pockets. He should be happy, what with all the c**p I find stuck in the lint filter 'cause I'm not smart enough to clear my pockets before laundering. What's the strangest thing you've retreived from a dryer trap? I'm guessing it's worse than a paw full of dog hair.<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Wed Feb 21, 2001 4:58 am

A dollar bill
a lollipop wrapper
enough lint to knit a sweater
enough body hair to knit a three month old (this usually happens in Italian households - the hair, that is)
the back of an earring
yes, the remains of business cards
and a postage stamp from Brazil<P>That pretty much taps out my strange list
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Postby grandpa35 on Wed Feb 21, 2001 10:05 am

Hey Padre!!!!<P>What's the back of an earring doing in your laundry?
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Feb 22, 2001 4:43 am

With an almost-three-year-old in the house, I have an unfair advantage in the pocket category. My own carelessness leads to things like spin-cycled Bit-o-Honeys and fabric-softened ticket stubs, but add in the random handful of Kraft Cheese and Macaroni, retreived from a left cheek as the little one sprints past you on the way out the door to the doctor, or the mostly-mangled Burger King toy that wasn't designed to last long in air, let alone in the treated water, and you get some interesting color and textures. <P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Feb 22, 2001 6:11 am

Money. Money. Money. <P>$1, $5, $10 or even more.<P>One day doing laundry there was $47 that I found in the dryer, crispy. I was amazed and delighted. It just kept coming and coming. And twice I've had to pull a sopping wet leather wallet from the bottom of the washer.<P>If you know me though, that's nothing strange.<P>------------------
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Postby Max the Dog on Thu Feb 22, 2001 6:47 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Johnski333:
<B>...And twice I've had to pull a sopping wet leather wallet from the bottom of the washer.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
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Postby Padre on Thu Feb 22, 2001 7:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by grandpa35:
<B>Hey Padre!!!!<P>What's the back of an earring doing in your laundry?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Dear grandpa35,
The housekeeper used to do her laundry in the rectory washer and dryer. One of the perks for her job. Nothing exciting or "Thornbird-ish" about this one. Sorry if it got anyone's hopes up or started someone drooling.
Peace, Love, Granola,
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Postby Spasecat on Thu Feb 22, 2001 8:51 am

What's a "Thorn Bird"?<P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Feb 22, 2001 12:24 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B> Dear grandpa35,
The housekeeper used to do her laundry in the rectory washer and dryer. One of the perks for her job. Nothing exciting or "Thornbird-ish" about this one...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>What? An employee appropriating power and washing soap from the Archdiocese! A "perk" you say? I find the whole thing shocking. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>PS: There was nothing exciting about The Thorn Birds, anyway.<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Thu Feb 22, 2001 12:36 pm

Richard Chamberlain
Do any of the lady population think he may have been an exciting part of the Thorn Birds? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
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Postby Johnski333 on Fri Feb 23, 2001 6:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B> Peace, Love, Granola,
Padre.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Padre-
Speaking of granola-
You heard about the man who drowned in a bowl of Musli right? <P>He was pulled down by the heavy currants. (hee hee)<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Fri Feb 23, 2001 8:35 am

Dear Johnski333,
Sometimes Musli jokes go against my grain,
but I do tell corny jokes (people tell me I'm a bit flakey) so I "bran"dish an open mind and rely on my deep moral fiber to see me through it all.
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Postby AccordionDad on Fri Feb 23, 2001 9:24 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B>Dear Johnski333,
Sometimes Musli jokes go against my grain,
but I do tell corny jokes (people tell me I'm a bit flakey) so I "bran"dish an open mind and rely on my deep moral fiber to see me through it all.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well, it's good to know that even with his moral fiber, Padre is still such a regular guy. I wonder: were any wild oats sown in Padre's past? I know you barley know me, Padre, but you can tell me about things that "hop"pened to you.<P><P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Fri Feb 23, 2001 9:36 am

*Groooaaaan* (but in a good way)
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