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Postby Aziraphale on Sat Apr 21, 2001 9:42 am

Deep in the misty heart of Africa, there lived a small tribe. Each year, they felt they should offer a tribute to their leader, a gentle and kind man. They were a bit strapped for gift-ideas though, and just kept giving him a new chair. They still tried to make it interesting, and they kept coming up with more and more elaborate ones. The last one they had given was huge, made out of solid stone, and easily weighing more than 400 pounds! Now, the king couldn't just throw away all of the old ones, since he didn't want to hurt the feelings of his subjects. So, whenever he got a new one, he was forced to simply put the last one in his attic. Unfortuneatly, the day came when it proved to much. Just as the door was being shut to the attic, the entire house collapsed!<P>The moral?
People who live in grass houses should not store thrones.
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Postby Aziraphale on Sun Apr 22, 2001 11:32 am

Hey, speaking of friars, I'm a Christian Scientist.<P>I dissect bishops.
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Postby Donna on Mon Apr 23, 2001 10:04 am

I'm a psychiatrist and this guy walks into my office totally naked but wrapped completely in SaranWrap. I took one look at him and said,
"Well, ...I can clearly see you're nuts."<P>(I'm not really a psychiatrist, just play along. And whatever you do, don't tell the naked guy.)
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Postby Aziraphale on Tue Apr 24, 2001 3:02 am

Heard the one about the three holes in the ground?
No? Well, well, well...<P>Heard the one about the witches?
No? It's sweeping the nation!<P>Heard the one about the vapmpire?
No? Good. It's a vain attempt at humor.<P>or...<P>Yes? Sucks, don't it?<P>Heard the one about the downed power line?
No? I'm shocked!
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Postby Spasecat on Fri Apr 27, 2001 12:57 am

Where do Mathematicians like to shop?<P>At the deci-mal<P>
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