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Postby AccordionDad on Tue Jan 02, 2001 2:15 am

(Removed from Padre's first draft):<P>When up in the loft with a sound like a gusher
"The Love Boat" theme poured from three unruly ushers!
I spoke not a word but retreived a big stick
and I chased those goofs out of my church lightning quick!<P>Padre, you radiate community. Rock on.<P>PS: Did you hear the one about the dummy and the deaf guy?......<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Tue Jan 02, 2001 11:11 am

Twas the night before the wedding
And all through the Church
There were Milligan's and Russo's
(You didn't have to search)
There was obvious love 'tween family and friends -
One of those occasions you pray never ends.
But the biggest celebration was yet to come:
The next afternoon wedding - Dum Dum Dah Dum
The afternoon came and excitement was flowing
Look Michael, Look Johnski, where's Matthew going?
Out on the lawn there arose quite a riot -
"Stop that Groom quickly and keep this all quiet!"
Into the Church, down the long hall,
Now dash away, dash away, dash away Paul.
Marry them quickly before anymore fear;
And then they can party into the New Year.
But Matthew wasn't going to go too far -
He was getting the programs from his friend's car.
When you marry Bride2K there's no better wife.
Happy Honeymoon to all, and to all a good a good life! <IMG SRC="">
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