Tomorrow on a VERY special Lost and Found.

Private Eye Frank Chase and his partner/dog Max are on the case!

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Postby IwonBenny on Thu Nov 16, 2000 7:19 am

Max faces his gambling problems. And Beth tells Frank something that will change his life forever.....................<P>(Is it just me, or are you sick of hearing these commercials that try to make you watch by telling you.. "A Very Special" blaa blaa blaa.)
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Postby IwonBenny on Thu Nov 16, 2000 7:21 am

IT'S THE RETURN OF MINI MIGRAINE!!!<P>FRANK AND BETH GO TO THE MOVIES!!!!<P>AND WHAT DOES MAX FIND BEHIND THIS DOOR!!!<P>TUNE IN TOMORROW<P>MUST READ FRIDAY!!<p>[This message has been edited by IwonBenny (edited 11-16-2000).]
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Nov 16, 2000 12:53 pm

One word . . . Zoloft.<P>Look into it.<P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Fri Nov 17, 2000 6:34 am

<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"><P>Oh, my goodness! Who is that! I'm so scared I soiled my ... desktop!<P>What evilness will be delivered to us this Sunday...<P>...in a very special full-color Lost and found!<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Mon Jan 15, 2001 8:39 am

Y'know there's medication that can help you control the urge to soil things. But if it was from a diaper changing I'll understand.<P>
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Postby Padre on Mon Jan 15, 2001 9:39 am

Bathroom Humor is a crappy way to go!
You'rein deep trouble when that's all that's left.
The strip must be going down the drain!
Is Matt all wiped out from the honeymoon/vacation? He was looking a little flushed when last seen.
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Postby AccordionDad on Tue Jan 16, 2001 11:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B>Is Matt all wiped out from the honeymoon/vacation? He was looking a little flushed when last seen.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I think Matt's just a little pooped.
Probably from needing be Johnny-on-the-spot for the last few weeks.
Or is that Johnski-on-the-spot?
I just hope he keeps up with his strips; I mean, he's on such a roll....<P>Puns are the bologna in the lunch box of life, and have served us all well. Vivant!<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Wed Jan 17, 2001 1:28 am

Dr.Scottie -
Recreating an old thread? Nay, I say.
Old Bolgna always repeats on you......
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Fresh, hot Italian bread. Slice the loaf in half. Slice the half lengthwise. Drizzle with virgin olive oil. Place slices of fresh tomatoes on top. Gently place some slices of sharp provolone in between. Sandwich together and, voila, a little bit of heaven on earth.
p.s., make sure to wipe your chin as the olive oil and tomato juices dribble down.
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Postby Padre on Wed Jan 17, 2001 5:47 am

Bologna?
Baloney?
Oh, accordion dad, you can be such a turkey!
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it's O-S-C-A-R
my baloney has a second name
it's M-A-Y-E-R....
cuz' Oscar Myer has a way with
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Postby DrScottie on Wed Jan 17, 2001 7:53 am

I have only one question.<P>Why did we just reincarnate this old thread?
Somebody must have gotten their hands on some bad balogna. Of course it wouldn't be Oscar Mayer (Kraft plug. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">)<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Jan 18, 2001 5:55 am

Huh huh . . . huh . . . he said dribble.<P>------------------
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Postby grandpa35 on Thu Jan 18, 2001 6:52 am

Oh I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I truly like to be
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
Then everyone would be in love with me!!!<P>Keep America Singing
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Postby Padre on Thu Jan 18, 2001 12:19 pm

Welcome, Junior Keenspotter, grandpa35
Only 4 posts since September?
Have we not interested you?
Have you nothing to say?
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Little Johnny was 4 years old and had not spoken one word. Mom and Dad had taken him to all sorts of speech therapists, psychiatrists and the like, but no one could find a single problem with him.
At breakfast on his 5th birthday, Johnny looked up at his Mom, opened his mouth and uttered, "The oatmeal is cold."
Well, mom fainted dead away. When she came to, she rushed and got Papa Johnny. They came together at the kitchen table and Mimi said, "Son, please, tell your Daddy what you just said." So, little Johnny again said, "The oatmeal is cold." "Son," said Papa Johhny, "Why haven't you ever spoken to us before?"<P>{Are you ready? Here it comes!}<P>So little Johnny said, "Everything's been okay up until now!"<p>[This message has been edited by Padre (edited 01-18-2001).]
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