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Postby Johnski333 on Wed Oct 25, 2000 2:38 am

I know people out there have some to add to this list so bring your little kid jokes (some gotten from the Laffy Taffy wrappers) here and share them with us. It being the Halloween season there might be more Laffy Taffy around than usual. I'll go first-


Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?<P>Because it comes with scales!
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Postby Johnski333 on Sat Oct 28, 2000 2:32 am

How does a tree get on the internet?<P>It logs on!
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Postby Sharkey on Sat Oct 28, 2000 4:47 am

Only in the spirit of the season....<P>Why is 6 afraid of 7?<P>Because 7 8 9
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Postby bride2k on Thu Nov 02, 2000 12:32 pm

What did the ocean say to the beach? <P>Nothing, just waved.
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Postby Johnski333 on Wed Nov 08, 2000 11:09 am

Why don't lobsters share?<P>Because they're shellfish.<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Tue Dec 12, 2000 6:49 am

(trying to get this post moving again)<P>How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?<P>A buck an ear.
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Postby AccordionDad on Tue Dec 12, 2000 9:48 am

Why should you never whisper in front of corn?<P>Because it has ears.<P>------------------
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Postby Sharkey on Wed Dec 13, 2000 1:25 am

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?<P>So they can hide in the strawberry patch.<P>Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?<P>I guess it works!<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Wed Dec 13, 2000 8:15 am

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?<P>A light house!
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Postby Padre on Wed Dec 13, 2000 10:47 am

Q.How do you get down off an elephant?
A.You don't get down off an elephant, silly, you get down off a duck!<P>Q.Why should a cat on a beach remind you of Christmas?
A.Because it has Sandy Claws!<P>Q.What does Santa do during the summer months?
A. He works in his garden so he can still hoe-hoe-hoe!
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Postby 8andsix on Fri Dec 15, 2000 9:15 am

~~YES it's ME~~<P>where does a bunny go when it's sick?<P>-the hopspital<P>what is ten and ten?<P>-numbers<P>why was the person staring at the orange juice carton?<P>-becuase it saod concentrate
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Postby Johnski333 on Fri Dec 15, 2000 11:29 am

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?<P>Swimming Trunks!
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Postby AccordionDad on Mon Dec 18, 2000 5:21 am

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?<P>Santa pause!<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Tue Dec 19, 2000 8:51 am

What do alligators use to decorate their bathrooms?<P>rep-tiles
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Postby AccordionDad on Wed Dec 27, 2000 4:31 am

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?<P>Have an ice day!
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Postby Johnski333 on Sat Jan 13, 2001 4:22 am

What foreign currency do dogs dislike?<P>
The pound!!<P>
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Postby Johnski333 on Mon Jan 22, 2001 9:49 am

When do Turkeys need privacy?<P>When they're dressing!!<P>(c'mon guys I know there's more out there)
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Postby grandpa35 on Tue Jan 23, 2001 9:51 am

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?<P>Because she wanted to lay it on the line!!!!<P>Keep America Singing
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Postby KissesLikeWater on Wed Jan 24, 2001 2:41 am

Where would you find a one legged cat??<P>...exactly where you left it!<P>How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced??<P>A Buck-an-ear<P>hee hee
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Postby Johnski333 on Wed Jan 24, 2001 8:06 am

Why did the foal cough?<P>Because he was a little horse!
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Postby grandpa35 on Thu Jan 25, 2001 6:41 am

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother on the trail?<P>Keep America Singing
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Feb 22, 2001 1:56 am

Why was the broom late?<P>It over swept!<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Feb 22, 2001 6:17 am

Why did the chicken cross the road by the playground?<P>To get to the other slide<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Feb 22, 2001 6:20 am

Who has the dirtiest mouth in the ocean?<P>A Blue Whale<P>------------------
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