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Postby Max the Dog on Thu Feb 22, 2001 10:01 am

From the Laffy Taffy Ethnic Joke Series:<P>Whattaya call four Mexicans caught in quicksand?<P>Quatro Sinko<P><P>------------------
-- Max<P>Go read <A HREF="http://www.lostandfoundcomic.com" TARGET=_blank>Lost & Found Investigations</A> already!
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Postby Padre on Thu Feb 22, 2001 12:43 pm

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change!<P>
How man Brubanians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - one to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder.<P>Did you know that in Brubania they tell American jokes?
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
One! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>
Why does Frank Chase have a hard time completing his case load?
Because he's dog tired!
(Oops, I think I may have "Maxed" out on that one.) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/redface.gif">
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Postby AccordionDad on Sat Mar 31, 2001 7:42 am

Why are people always so tired as April begins?<P>Because they've just finished a 31-day March!<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Sat Mar 31, 2001 11:40 am

What has three legs and one arm?<P>A happy pitbull!!
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Postby Padre on Mon Apr 02, 2001 4:48 am

If April Showers bring May Flowers,
what do May Flowers bring?<P>Pilgrims! (hee-hee-hee)<P>Get it - Mayflower - boat - pilgrims - it's so-o-o-o-o cute! (hee-hee-hee)
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Postby AccordionDad on Mon Jun 04, 2001 8:06 am

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.<P>
I actually laughed out loud at this one. Of course, it's late and I'm really, really tired....<P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Jun 14, 2001 6:48 am

Fee ittew fishies in a itta bitty pool
Two ittew fishies and a momma fishy, too.
"Swim", said the momma fishie, "fast as you can"
and the fam and they fam all over the dam.<P>
I think this is close. I trust there's a Milligalyricist out ther who can correct me if need be.<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Jun 14, 2001 8:03 am

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?<P>Dam.
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Postby mickster on Fri Jun 15, 2001 11:24 am

<A HREF="http://www.digitaltimes.com/kids/lyrics_for_kids/threelittlefishies.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.digitaltimes.com/kids/lyrics_for_kids/threelittlefishies.html</A> <P>Makes me wanna go fimmin' myself!<P>miK.
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Postby Padre on Sat Jun 16, 2001 2:50 am

Okay, I'm hooked (hee-hee)
Anybody for
"Mareseeatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativy"? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
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Postby AccordionDad on Sat Jun 16, 2001 8:07 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B>Okay, I'm hooked (hee-hee)
Anybody for
"Mareseeatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativy"? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>Akid'lleativytoo, wouldn't you?<P>I have a three-year old in my house. This is as close to Die Fledermaus as I get.<P>We do a mean "Way Down Yonder in the Pawpaw Patch", too.<P>------------------
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Postby missbuffy on Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:13 am

More LaffiTaffies-What did the skeleton say when he sat down to eat? "Bone Appetite."<P>What did the skeleton order when he went into the bar? A beer and a mop.<P>Hey- it's been a thin joke day, were workin' with a skeleton crew, were hangin' on by the skin of our teeth, it's a bare bones crew --yeah that's the ticket. <P>It is only fitting that a dog as cute as I am should tell jokes about bones. Bye Bye<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Tue Aug 14, 2001 11:01 am

Not really a laffy taffy joke, but it'll do-<P> <P>A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. <P>"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. <P>"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."<P>------------------
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