New Case/Poetry

Private Eye Frank Chase and his partner/dog Max are on the case!

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Postby Padre on Wed Dec 06, 2000 5:29 am

I am just replying so that I can become a Grand Poobah! I'm tired of being just a lowly Padre Keenspotter Supreme. By the way, where's Diana Ross?
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Dec 07, 2000 1:32 am

There once was a pug we called Scottie
Who just couldn't spell boullialotti
And we wouldn't let him eat
Till his spelling was complete
So our poor hungry Scottie went dotty.<P>(This rhyme is not intended to reflect negatively on any Keenspot Board poster or the staff at Kraft Foods)<P>----------------------------------------
Sausagey Goodness to all
And to all a good night!
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Dec 07, 2000 2:44 am

Sausagey Goodness to all
And to all a good night!<P>Oh man I'm rollin' around over here!<P>So funny.<P>------------------
Them Jammies is Tasty
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Postby Johnski333 on Tue Dec 19, 2000 10:50 am

I was waiting for this day.<P>Hi Frank. <P>I personally like the jersey that you're wearing in the KA-CHUNK Sunday strip a while back.
Now the Blue and Gold on said jersey . . . is it for Notre Dame or Michigan?<P>Just asking . . .<P>Johnski<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Tue Dec 19, 2000 11:19 am

Christmas was this pooch's holiday
He'd celebrate it in every way
Partridges and Pear Trees
Baccala and Gnocchi's
And he always wished Jesus, "Happy Birthday!"<P>---------------------------------------------
"Tell me lad, what day is it?" "Why, it's Christmas Day." "Christmas Day? Oh, I haven't missed it! The Spirits have done it all in one night!"<p>[This message has been edited by Padre (edited 12-19-2000).]
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Postby Frank Chase on Tue Dec 19, 2000 11:55 am

Hello, loyal readers, Frank here, wishing you all very happy holidays!<P>My last case has left me with rhymes rolling around in my head!! For instance:<P>There once was a Padre sublime
Obsessed with a strip about crime
He caused a big hoo-ha
In a quest to be poobah
For his sermon, he ran out of time!<P>
Frank out...
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Postby AccordionDad on Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:02 am

There once was an artist from Albany
With a flair for detective-style comedy
And the four days each week
He made Frank and Max speak
Made the other three days just fly by for me.<P>I've dredged this topic back up again in honor of National Poetry Month. Check out <A HREF="http://www.poems.com" TARGET=_blank>www.poems.com</A> or <A HREF="http://www.poets.org" TARGET=_blank>www.poets.org</A> for more information on NatPoMo. If I get off my kiester before Easter, maybe I'll post a link to my own poetry pages here for your review.<P>------------------
Leave the world better than you found it.<p>[This message has been edited by AccordionDad (edited 04-03-2001).]
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Postby Padre on Tue Apr 03, 2001 10:08 am

There once was a NatPoMo.
How well it went - don't know.
Some poets, they tried,
(some brains - they wuz fried)
What the heck, I'll give it a go!
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Good Limericks about new darling little babies gladly read!
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Postby Spasecat on Thu Apr 26, 2001 7:09 am

There once was a dog named Max
Who occasionally picked up the slack (s)
When heard from Frank Chase...
"Max, let's take the case"
His eyes would roll up on their backs<P>
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.
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