L&F Song Parody

Private Eye Frank Chase and his partner/dog Max are on the case!

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Postby bride2k on Tue Sep 26, 2000 3:24 am

I liked that Johnski had this on the Space so I am bringing over here to see what the sharp minds at the Spot can come up with...
I also was very proud of mine and wanted to see it a little longer. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>They call meeee FRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK CHASE! Maxwitdamaxdabethdabethbuffybuffbuffy said the Frankie, Said up jump the Frankie
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Postby John T on Tue Sep 26, 2000 7:26 am

Never's Not Enough (to the tune of "Never is Enough" by Barenaked Ladies)
-----------<P>What if I were to wake up suddenly and then,
Get some crazy clientel;
Get sent on a case that seems to have no end!
If I work reeeeal hard,
I'll be worthy of Scotland Yard...<P>I could track a murderer with my trusty dog,
Sniffing out the villian's odor;
Tryin' to shine light into the deepest fog!
Never looooooking back,
Hopin' soon that I can hiiit the sack...<P>CHORUS:
I think never's not enough,
Yeah, never's not enough!
I never get sick of this stuff!
I think never's not enough,
Yep, never's not enough!
I'm never fed up with this stuff!<P>I've always had to face death on every single case,
Always had to go dodge bullets;
Wishing that the metal won't get near my face!
Always spend my weekends in the hospital,
Hanging there in traction some days;
Not bein' action is a living hell!
Breaking oooout late at night,
So I can fiiight the good fight...<P>CHORUS (x7 or so)
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Postby AccordionDad on Wed Sep 27, 2000 5:43 am

I can see it now...<P>The Lost and Found Karaoke Night National Tour!<P>Stopping soon at a garage sale near you!<P>------------------
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Postby bride2k on Wed Sep 27, 2000 5:44 am

You are a GOD. I bow to the master. Besides Barenaked Ladies is my favorite band. So Big BIg points there. Huge <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
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Postby John T on Wed Sep 27, 2000 5:58 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bride2k:
<B>You are a GOD. I bow to the master. Besides Barenaked Ladies is my favorite band. So Big BIg points there. Huge <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>LOL. Yes, BNL rocks. Viva Canada! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby Sharkey on Wed Sep 27, 2000 6:42 am

Garage Sale, Accordion?
Maybe more like "Coming soon, to a wedding near you!!"<P>hehe<P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Sep 28, 2000 12:58 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bride2k:
<B> Please no more posts like this. I dreamed last night that My reception was at a garage sale and everyone was using Pfaltzgraff Brown Drip dishes, while listening to accordian accompianied Barenaked Ladies kareoke singers. <P>*Rocking back and forth*
"Please God make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away. Please God make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away."<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>OK, just for that shot at garage sales, accordions and Pfaltzgraff, you can look forward to hearing Charles Magnante's arrangement of "The Hustle" performed by accordion and forehead-slap by your future husband's irreverent groomsmen as you head down the aisle to become related to them forever.<P>Take your shot at karaoke if you will, but respect the squeezebox. Thank you.<P>------------------
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Postby bride2k on Thu Sep 28, 2000 5:11 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AccordionDad:
<B> OK, just for that shot at garage sales, accordions and Pfaltzgraff, you can look forward to hearing Charles Magnante's arrangement of "The Hustle" performed by accordion and forehead-slap by your future husband's irreverent groomsmen as you head down the aisle to become related to them forever.<P>Take your shot at karaoke if you will, but respect the squeezebox. Thank you.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Postby bride2k on Thu Sep 28, 2000 8:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sharkey:
<B>Garage Sale, Accordion?
Maybe more like "Coming soon, to a wedding near you!!"<P>hehe<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Please no more posts like this. I dreamed last night that My reception was at a garage sale and everyone was using Pfaltzgraff Brown Drip dishes, while listening to accordian accompianied Barenaked Ladies kareoke singers. <P>*Rocking back and forth*
"Please God make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away. Please God make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away."<P>
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Postby Sharkey on Thu Sep 28, 2000 8:44 am

I think I had that dream last month, Bride... It only gets better from there, though!<P>------------------
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Postby Sharkey on Fri Sep 29, 2000 9:29 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AccordionDad:
<B> OK, just for that shot at garage sales, accordions and Pfaltzgraff, you can look forward to hearing Charles Magnante's arrangement of "The Hustle" performed by accordion and forehead-slap by your future husband's irreverent groomsmen as you head down the aisle to become related to them forever.<P>Take your shot at karaoke if you will, but respect the squeezebox. Thank you.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hey, hey, hey!! Let's leave Karaoke out of this!!<P>------------------
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Postby Consul on Fri Sep 29, 2000 10:01 am

Set to Fastball's "The Way". Enjoy! (insert evil laughter here)<P>--------<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">(Verse 1)<P>They wait by the phone, the both of them napping
They slept because nothing came in that day
Awoke abruptly by someone on the door tapping
Little did they know that this was the start of a case<P>They listened to her, and all of her troubles
Surprised she had come to see them this day
And when she stopped her rant they left on the double
Cause now they were sure that this was the start of a case<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">(Chorus)<P>Anyone can see that Frank and Max know the way to go
Finding their clues like there's no tomorrow
They'll search here and there, they'll never give up, no way
You can see them interveiwing their suspects with care
They always think twice and they always play fair
With Frank and Max on the case, there isn't much more to say
To say...<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">(Verse 2)<P>They then hit the streets, and checked all their sources
They work to solve the crime throughout that day
Now watch them triumph over evil forces
And before we all know, Frank and Max have solved the whole case<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">(Chorus)
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Postby Consul on Mon Oct 02, 2000 7:08 am

Doesn't anyone want to comment on my parody lyrics? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby bride2k on Mon Oct 02, 2000 7:29 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Consul:
<B>Doesn't anyone want to comment on my parody lyrics? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif"><P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Don't be sad. Perhaps everyone is just shocked into silence by your excellence.<P>These lyrics are great. How long did it take you to think of that. I will not humiliate myself and tell you how long it took me to come up with my sad little parody. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
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Postby Johnski333 on Mon Oct 02, 2000 8:06 am

I didn't want to say this, but you asked people to comment:<P>1. Case and day are used alot as rhymes
2. They don't rhyme<P>For future reference:
day rhymes with words like:
hay, okay, say, may, lay, nay-nay, pay, way<P>case rhymes with words like:
mase, space, Chase, face, race, pace, base<P>Other than that it's great.<P>
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Postby Consul on Tue Oct 03, 2000 8:56 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Johnski333:
<B>I didn't want to say this, but you asked people to comment:<P>1. Case and day are used alot as rhymes
2. They don't rhyme<P>For future reference:
day rhymes with words like:
hay, okay, say, may, lay, nay-nay, pay, way<P>case rhymes with words like:
mase, space, Chase, face, race, pace, base<P>Other than that it's great.<P>
Johnny<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>We'll just call it "poetic license" and leave it at that...
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Postby Consul on Thu Oct 05, 2000 1:02 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LostJonny:
<B>Pretty good, I'd say. Besides, you didn't have much material to work with as far as the song goes anyway.<P>I caught the Rembrandts on some daytime talk show one time. Lame. Only song, sang it through twice as their performance. Only verse.<P>These guys get on national TV and Lush didn't? Give me a break.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yeah, it is sad, as the Rembrandts had many songs that were very good. One thing that needs to be pointed out is that that song, "I'll Be There For You", was NOT written by the Rembrandts, but by one of the Friends crew members.<P>Try looking up some other stuff by them sometime.<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Thu Oct 05, 2000 7:05 am

bride 2 b
garage sale receptions..............
bare naked ladies...................
we will need to FOCCUS on this, eh?
incompatible, maybe, but I have been kown to accept bribes! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Oct 05, 2000 7:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AccordionDad:
<B>Crazy cases, canines, a full-color Sunday!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Line 2 is the best line!!!!<P>I was singing along with it and it fit so perfectly . . . uh . . . um . . . I mean . . . uh . . . Friends? Is that a TV show or something?<P>------------------
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Oct 05, 2000 8:32 am

Since I expect L&F to be on Cartoon Network someday:<P>(to the tune of the theme from Friends)<P>Now no one told me crime was gonna be this way (slap slap slap slap)
Crazy cases, canines, a full-color Sunday!
Looks like you're always doing parodies
But that hasn't made you lose your comic touch with your enemies<P>Frank is there for you
Crashing down through your roof
Max is there for you
With a smirk and a woof
They'll help when you need
If you faithfully read<P>OK. It's not my finest satire (line two is weak!), but I wanted to strike while the idea was fresh in my lunch-deprived head.<P>More to come! Vive La Parody!<P>------------------
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Postby LostJonny on Thu Oct 05, 2000 9:10 am

Pretty good, I'd say. Besides, you didn't have much material to work with as far as the song goes anyway.<P>I caught the Rembrandts on some daytime talk show one time. Lame. Only song, sang it through twice as their performance. Only verse.<P>These guys get on national TV and Lush didn't? Give me a break.
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Postby Consul on Fri Oct 06, 2000 12:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bride2k:
<B> Don't be sad. Perhaps everyone is just shocked into silence by your excellence.<P>These lyrics are great. How long did it take you to think of that. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Actually, they were thrown together in about fifteen minutes straight in the browser window. The other parodies, I've written, one for Nukees and one for CRFH (posted in their respective forums), I spent more time on and used a text editor that I just cut and paste out of into the browser.<P>But this one in here is the first one.<P>------------------
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Postby bride2k on Fri Oct 06, 2000 8:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Padre:
<B>bride 2 b
garage sale receptions..............
bare naked ladies...................
we will need to FOCCUS on this, eh?
incompatible, maybe, but I have been kown to accept bribes! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I have some nice flavored oils, ready to bring to you next week. In fact I will put them in the car when I get home so I do not forget them. I can not offer you money it is all going to the Mouse.
How about if you take a trip to Albany in January and I will cook you a nice meal in my new Caphalon cookware? <P>Or I can just beg.
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Jun 28, 2001 6:16 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Johnski333:
<B>Thought we'd get this going again-
Someday if I meet up with the law I'll see that all those cops are far behind me.<P>Then Frank and Max will take the case,
Thier detective skillz will show my face.
Jail's where you'll find me.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It's a sure fire hit! Excellent, Bialyjohnski!<P>"We represent the Private Eye Guild,
the Private Eye Guild, the Private Eye Guild,
and in the name of the Private Eye Guiiiiiiiild...
We wish to send you bums right off to jail!"<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Jun 28, 2001 10:01 am

Thought we'd get this going again-<P>(to the tune of somewhere over the rainbow)<P>Somewhere, crimes are occuring,
addicts high
There's a pair that I know of
a dog and his private eye.<P>Somewhere, cases are breaking, revenge is due.
And the lead that they dare to trust
really does come true.<P>Someday if I meet up with the law I'll see that all those cops are far behind me.<P>Then Frank and Max will take the case,
Thier detective skillz will show my face.
Jail's where you'll find me.<P>If happy little jailbirds fly . . . beyond the messhall
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