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Private Eye Frank Chase and his partner/dog Max are on the case!

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Postby missbuffy on Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:31 am

Pfaltzgraff-brown drip-ware--Hey, I'm collecting here. They can't be a part of a nightmare! Leave the dishes cleaner than you found them.<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Mon Jul 09, 2001 5:48 am

(To the tune of "Amazing Grace")<P>Amazing Max! How deep, profound;
And Frank! - these detective's be!
I once was lost, but now I'm found.
They charged an outrageous fee!<P>The money - Frank, he wanted more,
to pay for electricity,
and phone and rent and grocery store
"My bills - sky-high, don't you see?"<P>But Max,dear Max, he bailed me out
from Frank's terrorizing me.
I gave him a pass to the Mets' dugout
And a Marie's homemade bialy.<P>So now I'm set, my debt is paid.
I thank God on my knees!
And Max, overnight he came and stayed
And I scratched him when he had fleas.
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Postby AccordionDad on Wed Jul 25, 2001 8:12 am

To the tune of We Are Siamese from Lady and the Tramp. The first one. The only one.<P>We are Frank and Max, just the facts!
We are Frank and Max, just the facts, please!
Now we're looking over our brand new case file.
We will have it solved in just a little while.<P>Do you see that thingy swimming round that tank?
It looks lost -- a job for maybe Max and Frank!
If we lead the creature home most carefully
There will be rewards for you and fame for me!<P>We're in the Wonderful World of Dizzney now, gang. Let's get busy.<P>------------------
Leave the world better than you found it.<p>[This message has been edited by AccordionDad (edited 07-25-2001).]
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Jul 26, 2001 11:50 am

bum-bum, bum, bum
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