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Postby AccordionDad on Tue Sep 26, 2000 4:13 am

For those of just tuning in, the loyal underground following of L&F has been searching for perfect tagline for a year now:<P>L&F: If Marmaduke had a BRAIN.....
L&F: Over Easy with Hash Browns
L&F: More fun than a Chihuahua on a bun<P>(sorry about that last one, bride2k).<P>Love to hear what the Keenspot veterans have to contribute to this search. I anxiously await enlightement.<P>(And congrats, Matt. Sometimes, success is simply a matter of belief, persistence, and a collection of really good hats).<P>------------------
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Postby Johnski333 on Tue Sep 26, 2000 6:32 am

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The cream filling in the donut of crime<P>Lost and Found:
We find the culprit as fast as finding the guy walking around the library with tic-tacs in his pocket.<P>Lost and Found:
Comedy, Mystery, and Double Bacon Cheeseburgers<P>
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Postby bride2k on Wed Sep 27, 2000 12:02 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AccordionDad:
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And, just for you bride2k...<P>L&F: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?<P>
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well, duh. The proposal was a submission and a ring. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>
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Postby Johnski333 on Wed Sep 27, 2000 12:09 am

More like a submission IN a ring . . .<P>
1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!!!!!!!!!<P>(ding ding ding ding)<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif">
If you Smelllllllelelelelelelelelllah . . .
what the Muse . . . is . . . Cookin'<P>------------------
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Postby mickster on Wed Sep 27, 2000 12:35 am

L&F: If Our Dog Doesn't Solve Your Case It's Free
L&F: Read It Already, Jack
L&F: We'll Even Find Your Lost Mind<P>mick.<P>------------------
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Postby bride2k on Wed Sep 27, 2000 6:43 am

Lost and Found Investigations better than a 5 pound cannoli<P>Lost and Found Investigations where the eggs are alway how you like them.<P>Lost and Found Investigations mystery, adventure, and a wrestling Chihuahua.
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Postby AccordionDad on Wed Sep 27, 2000 11:56 am

L&F: They could even find Al Leiter's fastball.<P>L&F: 51,993 readers couldn't be wrong. But Frank could.<P>L&F: With a name like Mrs. Pheel's.... (wait a minute, maybe I should post this one under HLA instead)<P>And, just for you bride2k...<P>L&F: If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Sep 28, 2000 1:04 am

OK, since no one jumped in and posted these:<P>Lost and Found: It's What the Muse is Cookin'.
L&F: On the wall at Waffle Works.
L&F: She said yes. So should you.<P>and:<P>L&F: 'cause Stone Cold said so.<P><P>------------------
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Postby bride2k on Thu Sep 28, 2000 5:07 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AccordionDad:
<B>OK, since no one jumped in and posted these:<P>Lost and Found: It's What the Muse is Cookin'.
L&F: On the wall at Waffle Works.
L&F: She said yes. So should you.<P>and:<P>L&F: 'cause Stone Cold said so.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You damn skippy!
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Postby CJack on Thu Sep 28, 2000 5:20 am

L&F: What if Watson had struck out on his own?<P>L&F: If Mitchell were good, it'd look like this.<P>Lost & Found: Laughter & Fun: Light & Fame: Love & Frank. Max included.
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Postby bride2k on Thu Sep 28, 2000 5:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Johnski333:
<B>More like a submission IN a ring . . .<P>
1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!!!!!!!!!<P>(ding ding ding ding)<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif">
If you Smelllllllelelelelelelelelllah . . .
what the Muse . . . is . . . Cookin'<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages!
Frank Chase and Max,
Proudly bring to you.
The EnGAAAAgement ChAAAAAAAmpion of the WOOOOOrld.
The one and only Muse,
with her small and mighty side kick Yoda!
THE SWWWWEEEET BAAAAABY!<P>AND THAT's THE BOTTOM LINE!
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Postby AccordionDad on Fri Sep 29, 2000 12:08 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bride2k:
<B> You damn skippy!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Umm, I guess it's just my suburban New Jersey lifestyle showing again, but I have no idea what this means. Did you have a bad peanut-butter experience whil reading my last note?
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Postby The Moose King on Fri Sep 29, 2000 12:52 am

I believe it's roughly the equivalent of "you're damn right!" At least it's supposed to express approval.<P>I think. I'm not really up on what the kids nowadays are saying, which is odd, because technically I AM one of the kids nowadays. Oh well, maybe I will magically be blessed with the ability to understand the kids of thirty years from now, while my contemporaries sit around, puzzled...<P>Contemporary: "What does he mean?"
TMK: "He doesn't like potatoes."
Contemporary: "Oh. You damn skippy!"<P>------------------
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Postby LostJonny on Fri Sep 29, 2000 1:57 am

L&F: Hot, Sweaty, Lesbian Action not included.<P>L&F: We take our fee in dog biscuits.<P>L&F: Vampire cats beware!<P>------------------
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Postby gwalla on Fri Sep 29, 2000 3:59 am

L&F: Damn skippy!<P>Sorry, couldn't resist... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:38 am

L & F - What else is there?
L & F - If it ain't lost, we'll lose it and if it ain't found, we'll find it!
L & F - Lolligags and Farkennagles
L & F - Has the smack down on WWF and Maxberg's WCW all over the ring.
L & F - Light hearted and Free!!!!!!!!!(appeals to brides 2 b)<P>(This is what happens when you get fermented peanut butter!)
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Postby Coota on Sat Sep 30, 2000 5:33 am

L&F: What would happen if Dashiel Hammet was perky
L&F: Who needs Bogart?
L&F: If you need to find an expensive statue, go to Sam Spade. If you need to take care of Vampire Kitties, this is the place for you.<P>L&F: Because Private Detectives don't look like Humphrey Bogart.<P>L&F: Because we've got nothing better to do.
L&F: A comic that's more than just perverse sexual lust.
L&F: Because one of these days Milligan is going to snap and just start drawing hot lesbian sex. We hope.
L&F: More fun than a barrel of Vampire Cats.
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Postby Lord Emsworth on Sat Sep 30, 2000 6:46 am

Lost and Found: Hammett and Eggs<P>Lost and Found:
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of cats?<P>Lost and Found:
Pursuing criminals with dogged determination.<P>Lost and Found: Just the Max, ma'am.<P>
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Postby TheBlackCupid on Sun Oct 01, 2000 4:06 am

L & F: Truth and Justice, Reasonable Rates.<P>L& F: It's our duty to find your booty!<P>L & F: Cut to the Chase.<P>L & F: There's nowhere to hide....<P>------------------
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Postby bride2k on Sun Oct 01, 2000 4:11 am

Wow, you guys have been busy. <P>L&F if Father Dowling had been a dog
L&F thank goodness Max is not a yappy chihuahua.
L&F is there really anything else.
L&F the reason you want to get through Tuesday and Thursday.<p>[This message has been edited by bride2k (edited 10-01-2000).]
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Postby bride2k on Sun Oct 01, 2000 4:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coota:
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L&F: Because one of these days Milligan is going to snap and just start drawing hot lesbian sex. We hope.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Over my dead body. Or perhaps the next time I go on vacation. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
<p>[This message has been edited by bride2k (edited 10-01-2000).]
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Postby CJack on Sun Oct 01, 2000 9:15 am

AS Max said to Frank, "We need a good car, Chase." To understand why that's funny, read the comic.<P>Max: the Archie to his Nero
Frank: The Wolfe to his Goodwin<P>L&F: How many ways do we have to say it!??! READ THIS!
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Postby schissel on Sun Oct 01, 2000 9:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CJack:
<B>AS Max said to Frank, "We need a good car, Chase." To understand why that's funny, read the comic.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hrm? Seems to me it's pretty funny already-
just remove the comma...
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Postby Johnski333 on Mon Oct 02, 2000 6:05 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheBlackCupid:
<B>L & F: Cut to the Chase.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>So, so good.<P>------------------
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Postby schissel on Mon Oct 02, 2000 9:34 am

L&F: Because any comic with a chihuahua in it's got to be good.
L&F: For <I>your</I> kind of headache relief.
L&F: I still can't believe they pulled me away from Emeril for this.

-Eric Schissel<P>------------------
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