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Whats so funny?

Postby whitewiccan on Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:52 am

:-? Whats your favourite and funniest joke? Send in jokes you may have heard, read or even...made up (DON'T LIE!) :evil:

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I personaly like all the blonde jokes people come up with these days...reason being, most of my friends are blonde and like to tell the jokes infront of them and see how many hit me...which is like one out of every ten because the other nine don't get the joke. What sort of jokes do you like? Post in your thoughts!!!
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Postby Ekim on Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:39 am

Why did the chicken cross the road ? ... Don't know ? ... Ask the chicken .

As for blonde jokes , here's one : A blonde dyes her hair black to look more intelligent . Passing by a farm she meets a farmer that has some trouble counting his sheep . She bets the farmer that if she guesses how many sheep the farmer has , she would get a sheep of her choice . The farmer agrees . She says "...375..." . The farmer says "WOW ... thats right ... " . As she was ready to leave , the farmer says "If i guess your natural hair coulor , will you give me my dog back ?" .
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Postby daringarlyn353x on Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:07 pm

now those are quite old jokes...
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Postby Skane on Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:40 am

Well, well... you know what they say about oldies being goldies. ;)
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Postby Ertapbunlem on Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:34 am

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Postby MichaelMF on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:57 am

Ertapbunlem wrote:Hardcore anal action video!


Now THAT'S funny. :grumble:

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Postby MichaelMF on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:58 am

A priest walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the chicken.
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Postby ShardZ on Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:57 am

A zombie walks into a bar and... Gah! It's alive! :o :D

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Postby Marcos on Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:01 pm

Three men walk into a bar.

The fourth ducks.
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Postby fudge_mocha on Wed May 23, 2007 7:35 pm

I've read that "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It's not actually that funny to me. Instead, it's intellectualy stimulating.



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Re: Whats so funny?

Postby StephDale on Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:27 am

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove he came before the egg! Buh-dum-bah!
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Re: Whats so funny?

Postby Marcos on Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:20 pm

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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