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Postby haemon78 on Sun Apr 01, 2001 2:36 am

Speaking as a single guy, that was a complete letdown. Certainly creative, and possibly a stroke of genius, but a letdown nonetheless.
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Postby rtist54 on Sun Apr 01, 2001 8:05 am

That was friggin' awesome John!!!!!! I had to just sit there and stare for a while before I even clicked though. MAMASITAS!!!!! I wasn't fooled though, but mostly because the fourtoontellers banner ad was at the top. It was the second time I saw it, so it was a double suprise for me <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>Pauly<P>------------------
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Postby BabyJ on Sun Apr 01, 2001 11:52 am

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Postby kozmo on Mon Apr 02, 2001 4:34 am

I liked the one on the far right the best.
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Postby kozmo on Mon Apr 02, 2001 5:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dynamite Debra:
<B> What is this fascination with naked women and cars (or car accessories)? Guess as a girl I just don't get it. Will someone clue me in please...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Just think of it. ALL the mechanics in town will come to your store to buy auto parts. You could make a killing.<P>
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Postby Guest on Mon Apr 02, 2001 5:21 am

I would not describe my state of mind as
disappointed. Rather, I would describe it as.....
<B>Extreamly Puzzled</B>?!?
"How did I jump WebSites?"
"Why is <B>this</B> URL a jumble of numbers?"
If you put this together yourself, <I>KUDOs</I>!
(I especially lliked the animation at the bottom.<P>In fact, <I>I had no</I> idea <I>what to expect!!!</I>
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Postby Hot Buttered Toast on Mon Apr 02, 2001 9:08 am

Did anyone else have trouble viewing the page with netscape today, or is it just my totally hosed version?<P>And incidentally, how bad is it if we can name every girl in the picture? Just wondering. <P>And finally, the sentence fragment "If it is in, I'm id." would make a good answer to a jeopardy question (that's every 2-letter word that begins in "i"). Somebody think of a good question.
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Postby jeffrey rowland on Mon Apr 02, 2001 9:56 am

Anyone who has ever driven down I-35 across the Oklahoma/Texas border knows that the "Porn Barn" really exists. It's called KT's or TK's and it's a few miles south of the Texas border.<P>The location of the Porn Barn is strategic in that XXX Porn is illegal in Oklahoma, so if you live in oklahoma and you want xxx Porn, you can drive to the Porn Barn to get it.<P>The Porn Barn looks like a big barn. Only it's full of PORN.
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Postby Dynamite Debra on Mon Apr 02, 2001 10:38 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jeffrey rowland:
<B>Anyone who has ever driven down I-35 across the Oklahoma/Texas border knows that the "Porn Barn" really exists. It's called KT's or TK's and it's a few miles south of the Texas border.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>It's called KT's...you can't miss the big honkin' letters on the roof of the barn. When I lived in Florida, I used frequent the Beer Barn drive thru after work for Happy Hour beverages. I wonder if KT's has a drive thru...and if it does, I wonder how it works...?
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Postby kozmo on Mon Apr 02, 2001 11:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dynamite Debra:
<B> I wonder if KT's has a drive thru...and if it does, I wonder how it works...?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Drive thru Porn? Now there is an idea. I believe this could work. If I didn't just get a job, I'd pursue this new opportunity. I wonder what kind of luck one would have getting a loan from a bank for such an endeavor?<P>However the best idea I've ever heard (I wish I would have thought of it) was for a topless auto parts store.
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Postby Dynamite Debra on Mon Apr 02, 2001 11:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kozmo:
<B> However the best idea I've ever heard (I wish I would have thought of it) was for a topless auto parts store.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>What is this fascination with naked women and cars (or car accessories)? Guess as a girl I just don't get it. Will someone clue me in please...
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Postby John Myers on Tue Apr 03, 2001 10:06 am

This was a very successful April Fools gag...<P>One of my friends said he almost called me because he thought someone had "hacked" into my site. Beautiful! Every single person I talked to was fooled for at least a split second. <P>There ought to be a place called the "Porn Barn". Or "We B Porn". I'd like to see a place called "We B Porn" right next to a "Toys R Us". That would be soooo cool.<P>On a semi-related note... When I was a kid living in New Orleans, there used to be a supermarket chain called "Canal Villarie". Right there on the front of every store, they had these super big letters, with lights in them, that spelled out "Canal Villarie". Every so often you would drive by one at night that had the lights inside the "C" burned out. If that doesn't strike you as funny, just think about it for a second...<P>
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Postby BabyJ on Tue Apr 03, 2001 11:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hot Buttered Toast:
And incidentally, how bad is it if we can name every girl in the picture? Just wondering.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
That's what my original post was going to refer to, but then shame came in and shot my lizard-like basset hound of posting freedom!<P>Mike "_ALMOST_ all" Leffel
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Postby Hot Buttered Toast on Wed Apr 04, 2001 8:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BabyJ:
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...shot my lizard-like basset hound of posting freedom!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Brain... hurts... can't make... sense...
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Apr 19, 2001 1:23 am

Then my job is complete! Hot Buttered Toast is defeated! BWahahah!<P>Mike "I live in an area with a chain of convenience stores called 'Kum n' Go'." Leffel<P>------------------
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Re: PORN BARN!

Postby jasonmark22 on Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:32 am

Standup comic, died in the early to mid-nineties. Highly acerbic and critical of the religious right, the government, upper-class mcse 70 291 fooferaw, etc. Sort of a Lenny Bruce for the eighties, and no fair asking me who Lenny Bruce was. I discovered him when I found out that Bill Maher's "cowards" quote that earned him fame and hatred on Politically Incorrect was actually sourced by Hicks five years earlier. Lots of material out there on the Web, including a buttload of Realplayer files for those who want to get acquainted. Garth Ennis, who wrote a comic called "Preacher," actually wrote Hicks in posthumously because he liked him so much.mcitp required tests
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