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Defenestrate the previous poster

Postby B.T. Isaac on Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:30 pm

Here. I'm starting a game myself. The point is, to defenestrate the previous poster (toss him/her out the window) in a some way. Be creative, or funny or stupid. Use any item that can help one way or another.
I start by defenestrating the imaginary person before me with the help of an extendable boxing glove.
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Postby matthlord on Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:34 pm

*calls the pizza-man*
*pizza-man arrives*

Why thank you. *throws the pizza against Isaac face, who then slips over the ansjovy laying on the ground. And guess what? He falls straight out of the window! :evilgrin: *
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Postby Aranfan on Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:40 pm

*uses the Gravity Gun of HL2 to knock matthlord out the window.*
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Postby VOR on Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:20 pm

(*Points to Conveniently Located Skylight-with a little "reserved" sticker on it. Reverses gravity, causing Aranfan to fall upwards out the skylight.*)
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Postby Aranfan on Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:28 pm

Grabs a convient rope and uses the gravity gun to throw a cinderblock from the roof at VOR, knocking him out of the window he was standing in front of.
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Postby Kum-El on Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:30 pm

*Shoves Aranfan back out of his skylight and through the window*
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Postby Loztein on Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:39 pm

*Uses an oversized laced boot to encase Kum-El like a casket, ties it tight at the top, and kicks it with Kum-El inside out the window.*

Man, I've been waiting for a game like this for so long...
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Postby Drow Bunny on Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:13 pm

*strikes a martial pose, goes through a kata while calling out fake chinese syllables, finishing by finger-flicking in midair*

*pet shadow demon sneaks up behind Loztein while this is happening and pulls him out window*
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Postby catldr24 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:14 pm

*spin-kick trips Drow Bunny into the air; then martial-arts hits him out the window*
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Postby Drayco on Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:50 pm

*picks up the window off the wall itself, and swings it past catldr while he's still in midair, so that he appears to have gone out the window*

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*blinks* Crap, that doesn't count, huh... Oh well. *smacks catldr out the hole on the wall where the window was... using the side of the window itself* *calmly puts the window back on the wall, snapping and repairing it as if it had never been pulled off*
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Postby Cameo on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:42 pm

*uses an enormous spring-loaded boot to send Drayco flying out the window*
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Postby Aranfan on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:43 pm

*Hits Cameo with a rocket launcher round that knocks her out of the window.*
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:47 pm

*pushes a big red button on a remote, which activates a hidden jet booster on Aranfan, causing him/her to fly through the ceiling*Er...crud, wrong direction! *quickly, grabs a large elecromagnet and tosses it out the window, Arafan somehow being dragged to the window as well and thus through the power of flight, is now outside and through the window*^^ yays...it worked!...had to ad-lib a bit, but it worked!
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Postby Piebunny on Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:00 pm

*accuses Atashi of being an anarchist, pushes her out the window and calls it suicide* Now let's just hope nobody writes a play about it.... I'm looking at YOU, Dario Fo.
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Postby Kum-El on Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:33 pm

*Defenestrates Piebunny Monty Python style. With a catapult*
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Postby B.T. Isaac on Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:07 am

*Takes off his glasses and covers one eye, then tells Kum-El to stand before him while facing the opposite wall, but due to bad eyesigh, points to the left of him, before the open window. Kum-El stands there, then BT tells him to lean backward.*
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Postby Loztein on Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:46 am

B.T. Isaac wrote:*Takes off his glasses and covers one eye, then tells Kum-El to stand before him while facing the opposite wall, but due to bad eyesigh, points to the left of him, before the open window. Kum-El stands there, then BT tells him to lean backward.*


*Loztein, after climbing back up the stairs to the same story, yelling all the way, runs behind B.T. Isaac and Jump-Pushes him into Kum-El and out the window.*
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Postby matthlord on Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:10 am

*Calls Ayana*

Ayana: yes?...
Matth: Do your job. :evilgrin:

Ayana: *starts unbuttoning her shirt, wich was hiding her D-cup.*

Matth: *Picks up the Loztein that is now bleeding out of his while being petrified, and throws him through the window.*
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Postby Stardrake_ on Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:21 am

*lifts the opposite end of the highly-polished floorboard Matth is standing on, causing him to slide down the board and through a full-length window*
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Postby Cheez on Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:49 am

*Picks up Stardrake, goes to the window, throws him through*
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Postby Aranfan on Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:03 am

*Shoots Cheez with a shotgun, knocking him out of the window.*
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Postby Loztein on Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:07 am

*Ninja Poofs, kicks Aranfan in the crotch and whatever that one on the shoulders spinning wrestler move is called-s Aranfan out the Window, whilst singing the 80s Izusu Gemini Song all the while.*
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Postby Cheez on Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:34 am

*while falling, throws a grappling hook into the window. It catches on Loztein, pulling him out too*
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Postby Stardrake_ on Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:18 am

*pulls the rope up to help Cheez back in, then, just as he gets in, lets go of the rope and pushes.*
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Postby Alex_Mage on Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:24 am

*Sets up a complicated looking systems of traps which ends in a giant log which will fall fr0m the ceiling, thus knocking Stardrake out the window. Decides against using it and just hits Stardrake in the back of the head with his bat, causing him to fall out of the window.*
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