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by **Loweko** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:57 am

Speculation Daily Update: 23/04/Y7/Q

As many of you may by now be aware, our neighbours in the El Goonish Shive forums are bracing for an assault by the relentless forces of Evil Overlords United. EOU is a comic like no other, dedicated to nothing less than total conquest of all webcomics everywhere. Dozens of strips are engaged in fighting their evil depredations, and many have fallen.

EOU has boasted of its agents in the EGS fandom, and recently pulled off a daring raid on their TF-weapon storage warehouses. EGS, for their part, have called for aid from any allies they can find.

We chose to answer.

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Or to put it in OOC words, in lieu of their parent comics the CRFH and EGS forums are joining the Crossover Wars event. This is why I hijacked the Metaverse thread, and why various people have been getting strange PMs over the last two weeks.

Stay tuned. This one's gonna be as spectacular as we can make it...

Stellar_Dragon · by **Stardrake_** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:01 am

by **Kum-El** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:15 am

For Goddess and Squirrel!

by **Starlock** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:54 am

Can't say I didn't warn you.

*sigh*
Rabbits.

On the upside, this ought to be a right funny war.

All forms triple filed (with associated carbons).
ODR standing by.

For the glory of Maritza!

...and the laughs, of course.

by **deathtrooper** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:16 am

Sign me up! I may not have ever killed a person,
I may not have shot a gun!
And, hell, i might shoot myself by accident, but i'll do it for the goddess!

by **Trinculo** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:18 am

For all that is good and right in this world, and also for whiskey!

by **Brindalin** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:26 am

Trinculo wrote:For all that is good and right in this world, and also for whiskey!

Before this is over, I'm going to need a lot more than just whiskey. Blue Mushroom downers or just plain sedatives may be in order.

<OOC> Is there an official thread where this war is going to take place? I don't think Brindalin has the experience necessary for this endeavor (or the patience to deal with bunnies for periods of time without

by **Starlock** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:27 am

Trinculo wrote:For all that is good and right in this world, and also for whiskey!

Word.

I'm bringing my own. Rabbits don't know jack about whiskey.

DTrooper, unnecessary martyrdom -- while occasionally funny -- isn't needed here.
There's plenty to do for noncombatants.

See Flying Fish.

Of course, if you want to be fodder, I'm sure as Mari not going to stop you.

by **heckler&koch** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:36 am

ready and able SIR!
for the goddess and the everlasting glory of the board

by **MolTARE** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:43 am

Starlock wrote:Rabbits don't know jack about whiskey.

What about jackrabbits? Or, at least, jackdanielsrabbits?

Stellar_Dragon · by **Stardrake_** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:45 am

Brindalin wrote:
Trinculo wrote:For all that is good and right in this world, and also for whiskey!

Before this is over, I'm going to need a lot more than just whiskey. Blue Mushroom downers or just plain sedatives may be in order.

<OOC> Is there an official thread where this war is going to take place? I don't think Brindalin has the experience necessary for this endeavor (or the patience to deal with bunnies for periods of time without

by **Brindalin** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:54 am

Stardrake_ wrote:If you're thinking about a warthread, no - from here, most of the battle is going to be done in comic format. If you're really keen, the thread on the EGS forum that Lowe linked to is probably where most of the action has been - but be warned that that's grown to over 70 pages now.

I saw that, but there is little possibility that I'll be able to get through that in-between finals. Oh well, thanks anyway.

Stellar_Dragon · by **Stardrake_** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:58 am

No problem.

There's also the "On the current state of the metaverse" thread, but since that's in this forum I assumed you'd already seen it. :wink:

by **Brindalin** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:02 am

Of course I haven't seen this. It's not as if I

by **Starlock** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:03 am

MolTARE wrote:
Starlock wrote:Rabbits don't know jack about whiskey.

What about jackrabbits? Or, at least, jackdanielsrabbits?

Aren't you on point? You should be.

by **wacko** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:06 am

I ask strength from the Calvinball gods, and courage from Maritza-Goddess, and guidance from Oracle Fluffy whom we revere. So let us begin; so let us end it. For CRFH and the Collective!

by **MolTARE** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:07 am

Starlock wrote:Aren't you on point? You should be.

I'm sending grunts like you to be on point from my large and comfortable chair in High Command.

Don't worry, the enemy are bound to miss the point. You'll get on famously.

by **deathtrooper** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:28 am

Starlock wrote:Of course, if you want to be fodder, I'm sure as Mari not going to stop you.

What, i have a choice?

by **Brindalin** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:34 am

deathtrooper wrote:
Starlock wrote:Of course, if you want to be fodder, I'm sure as Mari not going to stop you.

What, i have a choice?

You always have choice. you can be present in the fight, in which case you will be fodder, no matter how much the oldies say otherwise, or you can run the hell away, and come back later with a story about how you infiltrated the EOU and wrecked chaos from inside. For you to volunteer to be fodder confuses the hell out of the oldies: remember, the only reason they are oldies is from self preservation instinct.

But whatever you know. Go and be a martyr if it suits you. Just be prepared for your comical death to be quoted and replayed all over the forums with a slightly less than respectful tone.

by **heckler&koch** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:36 am

with respawn, you can even choose the type of death most suited your personal tastes >.>
and you get to try as many as you like before you settle on any one of them.

here, have this catalogue of common types of death, and their current rating on the review forms handed out in medical after respawn.
...well, how else are we to learn if you dont fill out forms evaluating the effects

im sure youll notice old age isnt represented, as we havent had any feedback on that yet. but eaten by grues and accidentally turned into a chicken(beeing eaten optional) is quite popular so far

by **Technetus** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:51 am

As is "Standing too close to one of Jos

by **Kum-El** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:31 am

'Being near M-Div when the Shuggoth escapes again' is a popular one for some people too.

And I've marked down 'over exposure to green radioactive rocks' more times than I can remember...

by **heckler&koch** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:36 am

blame the usual subscription to "kryptonite monthly" by most villains and curious geologically interested individuals.
each moth, you get a different colored rock from that well known debris field in space

by **MolTARE** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:05 am

Each moth, eh?

Clearly the evil Dr Lepidopt has been meddling again...

by **heckler&koch** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:27 am

dastardly fellow that

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