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Postby gwalla on Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Syprus O'vair:
<B>Again with the bah! The man (Josh Phillips) has been hinting at it since the whole thing started and I, for one, am tired of being jerked around! All I want is one damned stable healthy relationship in the whole entirety of the Avalon Universe! Just one! Why can't you give me that!? WHYYYYY?!?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Don't you see? This is why we always seem so cynical, or spit out bizarrely overcomplicated theories when we speculate on the forum...if we say something, Josh is *sure* not to move the story in that direction! We always avoid talking about the outcomes we want, because otherwise we have no chance of seeing them come to pass.<P>Now we'll never see a functional J+C pairing! NOOOOOOOO!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby Syprus O'vair on Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gwalla:
<B> Don't you see? This is why we always seem so cynical, or spit out bizarrely overcomplicated theories when we speculate on the forum...if we say something, Josh is *sure* not to move the story in that direction! We always avoid talking about the outcomes we want, because otherwise we have no chance of seeing them come to pass.<P>Now we'll never see a functional J+C pairing! NOOOOOOOO!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"><P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>So I see... well, that brings about a whole slew of new and malicious things I can do <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>*Ahem* I do not, repeat, do not think that Ceilidh and Joe will end up in the manner which I have described above... and furthermore, it will never come to pass that the Avalon crew are actually real and Josh has sent Phoebe, Allison, and Ceilidh (which have been aged to 18 years old... you know, to make it nice and "legal" like) to my place of residence. And these three ladies will not have an insatiable lust for people with the name "Brandon" and will not have contrived any such activities that result in me being used in similar fashion to a sexual pleasure doll... yeah... nothing like that will ever happen... that's right... no kinky wild monkey sex for me... no seree bob... never gonna happen, is it Josh? *doe eyes here*
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Postby Syprus O'vair on Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:04 am

I'm usually not so direct but I feel the situation requires it: y'all lack imagination. Everyone is being so pessimistic in their views and thoughts on what's going to happen with Joe and Ceilidh... which is shocking to me because of the obvious (to me) opportunity that is presenting itself.<P>Joe has already confirmed our beliefs that he's a gentleman for not taking advantage of Ceilidh. <P>Joe = +1 point<P>All that's left now is to drive the "I'm the best boyfriend... ever!" point home. Ahem...<P>"Sleeping together isn't going to insure that you'll always have someone to take comfort in. Real relationships don't work like that. They work through honesty and being able to talk to one another... both of which I haven't done with you. I need to tell you some things... this might come out a little weird, but try and stay with me on this... *moment of hesitation* You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever met and you have to stop treating yourself as if you're not. Whatever happened back at your old school happened because you keep self depreciating yourself. Your self loathing makes the really ugly people feel bad about themselves so, if you don't stop it, I'm going to kick you. Second, I'm not very good with relationships... ever since the whole fiasco with Phoebe and then Helene, I've been afraid I'd screw something up again... more to the point, I'm afraid of losing another friend. That's why I've been jerking you around all this time... Alot of mixed feelings kept me from saying "no" but I still haven't really been all there for you. For that, I apologize."<P>"And last... I thi... I think I love you... so, you don't have to have sex with me to make sure I don't go away. So, umm, could you put your cloths back on so we could do something more conducive to a second date? You know, like talking?"<P>At which point she just stares at him for several seconds with watered eyes... and then quickly stands up and hugs him. Joe would stand their confused with his arms purposely held away from her... personables and looks straight ahead with big eyes as if he just remembered her lack of clothing. And then the cherry... her mom walks in and stops dead with Ceilidh making a squeak and looking on as if to say "oh $@*&!!".<P>Now tell me that wouldn't be the bizomb! *chirp chirp chirp chirp* ... Whoops, my bad... I meant to post this in the... ah... forum that is not this forum... yeah. Again, my bad...<P>/me slowly makes his way back to wherever it is he came from
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Postby MizuGoddess on Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:11 am

DAMMIT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND???????
NOW THAT YOU'VE SAID THAT, IT WONT HAPPEN!
dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit......
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Postby Ursine on Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:20 am

Not bad. But this *AN ABRUPT END* at the bottom makes me think the negativist ones are gonna win out.
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Postby Syprus O'vair on Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:40 am

Again with the bah! The man (Josh Phillips) has been hinting at it since the whole thing started and I, for one, am tired of being jerked around! All I want is one damned stable healthy relationship in the whole entirety of the Avalon Universe! Just one! Why can't you give me that!? WHYYYYY?!?<P>/me quickly staggers off in a fit of tears and sobs
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