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Postby Lady Mer on Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:48 am

which was quite unusual weather for this time of the year,
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Postby Kwark on Mon Jul 16, 2001 3:56 am

when I saw something large and bulky lumbering steadily through the rain,
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Postby Darth Paradox on Mon Jul 16, 2001 4:37 am

and I turned to look despite my continued soaking,
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Postby Jen Aside on Mon Jul 16, 2001 5:07 am

<IMG SRC="http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/kao/cactus/ukya.gif"> which was becoming really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, annoying,
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Postby Symok on Mon Jul 16, 2001 5:20 am

and looked on and saw that the Thing had two large, round,<p>[This message has been edited by Symok (edited 07-16-2001).]
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Postby Kwark on Mon Jul 16, 2001 7:10 am

things coming out of each side, which didn't seem to be doing anything much at the moment,
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Postby Kwark on Mon Jul 16, 2001 10:30 am

I think we've had enough of those stat-padding nonsense contests already - why don't we try something different? Let's try to make the longest sentence we possibly can, each person writing one clause (i.e. chunk of sentence ending with a comma) and see what we come up with. Remember, only one phrase per person, and <b>PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR SIGNATURES</b> because that makes it a hell of a lot harder to read. Thanks!<P>OK, I'll start.<P>I had been waiting five minutes for the bus,
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Postby Deathscythe on Mon Jul 16, 2001 10:32 am

Sorry to break the sentence, but you know this has been tried several times on other boards, don't you?
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Postby Kwark on Mon Jul 16, 2001 10:33 am

And?
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Postby davey3000 on Mon Jul 16, 2001 11:55 am

all the while being steadily drenched by the heavy drizzle,
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Postby Fink The Insane on Tue Jul 17, 2001 12:33 am

except for scratching it's large, hairy nose,<p>[This message has been edited by Fink The Insane (edited 07-17-2001).]
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Postby Kwark on Tue Jul 17, 2001 4:47 am

which was filled with what I first thought were boogers, but upon closer inspection were not boogers at all,
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Postby Davos Tyme on Tue Jul 17, 2001 5:55 am

but was quite slimy, nevertheless,
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Postby Lady Mer on Tue Jul 17, 2001 6:57 am

much like the slug I had seen in the park only a week ago,
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Postby Jen Aside on Tue Jul 17, 2001 9:42 am

except sluggier,
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Postby Lady Mer on Tue Jul 17, 2001 10:01 am

a word I had previously only used to describe Sluggy Freelance (an online comic in constant competition with Avalon for being my favorite),
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Postby Hai-Etlik on Wed Jul 18, 2001 12:36 am

which is currently spoofing Power Rangers and Star Wars simultaneously,
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Postby Woapalanne on Wed Jul 18, 2001 6:58 am

with a transgendered Emperor and a wussy Overlord,
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Postby Dynonychus on Wed Jul 18, 2001 8:02 am

but I digress;
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Postby Fink The Insane on Wed Jul 18, 2001 10:08 am

it was still standing there,
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Postby Kwark on Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:41 am

probably deciding whether or not to eat me in one gulp,
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Postby Hai-Etlik on Thu Jul 19, 2001 9:14 am

as two would be much easier on its esophagus,
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Postby Darth Paradox on Sun Jul 22, 2001 12:44 am

but suffice to say the paramedics were sufficiently confused - though nothing could match the embarrassment;
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Postby Jason [Lord Roberts] on Sun Jul 22, 2001 1:45 am

for I had forgotten to remove my extensive auto-defense system, which they unfortunately triggered, releasing a huge cloud of
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