Seeing as how my sig was too long....
Inventory:
1 cookie wrapped in shiny plastic,
1 dead fish,
a six-pack of unlabeled soda,
squirrel teddy,
TF gun,
a large box containing many TF and anti-TF items,
a lifetime supply of catnip,
A retarded bird,a pewter figurine of the EGS cast,
a ball of yarn,
a block of pure Incarnum,
three muffins in a wrapped box,
2 age-changing potions,
apple pie,
a small blue Big Red Button,
Pewter figurine of Ed Bunny,
TF Saber (sweet... *evil smiles*)