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Postby Nick Pavlovski on Wed May 16, 2001 2:50 am

<Big screen shot>
THE BEAM OF LIGHT STRIKES THE TOWN.
CAMERA PAN UP INTO THE SKY.<P>FILM CUT THERE, AS CAMERA PANNED UP, DARTH'S STAR DESTROYER WAS REVEALED TO BE THE ACTUAL SOURCE OF THE BEAM OF LIGHT.<P>DIRECTORS CUT FX CREWS WAGES AND TOOK THEIR STAR WARS TOYS OFF THEM.
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Postby Zero-San on Wed May 16, 2001 3:04 am

As the battle raged, Joe stood in the sidelines, and was the only one to notice two shadowy figures above them, just before they jumped through the skylight above, startling both combatants. The two newcomers tried to strike a dashing pose, but Coota was stuck half-way due to his safty cable. "Someone get be down from here dammit!"<P>CUT!!! SOMEONE GET PROPS UP HERE WITH A PAIR OF WIRE CUTTERS!
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Postby Zero-San on Wed May 16, 2001 3:20 am

"Good," said Pol. "An' now I think ye should join me in the kitchen and we can discuss what ye want an' if we can help. But I'll have no more shennanigans, ye ken?"
They started off towards the kitchen. Joe moved to follow, but Pol turned and placed a hand on his shoulder. "I reckon ye already ken what we're to be talkin' about, lad. So ye stay here an' keep an eye on my girl." He moved in closer to Joe, lowering his voice. "An' right now, if there's one person here I trust like kin, it's yerself." He winked at Joe, a trace of a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. "Now get ye yonder, lad."
Pol turned, lock-stepping Piraq into the next room. As they sat down Piraq picked up one of the mugs on the kitchen table and took a sip, spitting out the contence on the floor. "Dear Eris, what is in this coco? It tastes like a bar-mat!"<P>CUT!! MARIE, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO MORE LIQUER ON THE SET!!
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 9:46 am

This monster was too big and too serious to <I>not</I> do this.<P>Soooo...<P>Without further ado, sit back, open those bags of potato chips, and enjoy. And please join in if you like. Just remember, this is not meant to hurt, just to have fun, so, be nice.<P>Wapiko-chan<P>------------------
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 9:47 am

"Duck, fool!" yelled Nancy as she swung her shinai at the creature behind Joe that she could see. Joe deftly tilted his head and tried to spin around, but could see nothing.<P>A stuffed duck shot past Joe, one leg whacking his head as it passed. Laughter.<P>CUT!!!! OKAY, I CAN SEE I
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 9:51 am

"Okay, for one second pretend I'm a high school student who doesn't really understand anything more quantum than ice hockey. Can you run that by me again?" <P>Kip sighed.
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 9:53 am

Mrs. Montgomery had felt something odd, and climbed the stairs to Alison's room. <P>"Alison? You all right in there?" <P>No reply. <P>"Alison? She couldn't be sleeping... but I thought she was in here!" <P>She opened the door, and screamed
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 9:54 am

Nancy's sister continued striding forward silently. Nancy adopted a defensive stance with her shinai. <P>"Yuriko... why are you here?" <P>"A-
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 9:58 am

<I>(The heck with it! One at a time takes too long!)</I><P>
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:00 am

The cat nodded again and seemed to smile, then struck out along the direction it had indicated. <P>"Oh, God... more running," Joe groaned, gathering himself together and following the cat. <P>He found Cecil waiting for him at the next crossing, pacing anxiously. Joe stopped for a bit, regaining his breath as he looked around, rubbing his arms against the cold. "Hey, this is the way to school, isn't it?" I'm talking to a cat, his brain reminded him. And it's freakin' cold out here, his body pointed out, not wanting to be forgotten.<P>CUT!!!!<P>
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:04 am

Wyvern" Joe corrected automatically. <P>"Whatever!" She picked up her cup once again, took a small sip and slammed it back down again.<P>Coffee exploded out of the cup, spraying all three of them.<P>CUT!!!!!!<P>
* * * * * * * * * * * * *<P>
"Their in the kitchen child, with the one who arived before I did." Ceilidh turned and say a strange man dressed all in black standing in the arch that lead to the room, he smiled at her and then at Joe. "I see Kik has visited you again... not suprising, he has never been albe to just tend to his own affairs." <P>Ceilidh balked. "You... you know, Kip?<P>CUT!!!! KIK, DAMMIT, KIK!!!<P>
* * * * * * * * * * * * *<P>
Lady Istreya's beautiful face contorted in anger, razor-like talons extending from her fingertips. 'And I have many a lesson left to give! Pray you don't survive to finish the course!" She composed herself, talons sinking back into her fingers. "I'm warning you now for the last time... stay away from this, or the consequences will be most grave." <P>Kip inhaled deeply, then a short spark arced between his slightly-opened beak. Lady Istreya was already leaping to the side when the burst came, flames streaming past not half a meter from her head. She rolled, coming up on one knee, claws extended. <P>
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:10 am

She felt a hand on her head, stroking it. She turned and buried her head in someone
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:12 am

Ceilidh tore open the door to her room and ran out. Her father was already flying down the stairs, a mace in hand. He leaped at the intruder with an overhand swing that would cave in his skull. If it had contacted. <P>With incredible speed, Xeras lifted his sword and blocked the blow. Effortlessly, as if cutting through soft butter, the blade sliced through the handle of the mace, sending the heavy iron head spinning off. It bounced off the wall and went flying back at the stairs, barely missing Ceilidh's head. She lost her balance and went tumbling down the stairs. She landed in a heap at Xeras' feet. <P>All three adults looked down at Celidh. Then Pol and Maire looked up at Xeras.<P>CUT!!!! THAT WAS GREAT! I LIKE IT MUCH BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT, CAN YOU DO THAT AGAIN, CEILIDH?<P>
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:15 am

He felt a rub against his leg and smiled. "Well, Cecil, I have to admit I
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:19 am

Piraq and Xeras closed in for the finishing blow, but the Lictor had tricked them, and swept a powerful leg, dropping both of them to the ground. It rolled away, stopping in a crouch. "You're too late! I have the Key!" In its hand was a small softly glowing ball. The thing slipped from his hand and bounced off under some scrub.<P>CUT!!!! FIND IT!! QUICK, BEFORE ANOTHER SQUIRREL GETS IT!!!<P>
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Suddenly, a black ooze began to creep up around their feet. "What the devil?" Xeras exclaimed. "It's tree sap!" said Sara. "Black tree sap?!" Piraq's eyes widened. "Oh SHIT. We've been standing in a giant power reserve of the Black Road... No wonder they agreed to the bargain with only one representative present; they had an ace up their sleeve... Well, I'm going to destroy this foul supply to even the game..." He dropped his bracers and began casting, shouting, "FINAL CELE--" <P>Reality rippled<P>CUT! OKAY, THAT WAS GOOD
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:20 am

A roar cut the quiet. Looking up, they could see two orange flames coming down from the sky. As it got closer, they recognized dimly the form of Darth Paradox. Somewhere along the way, he had found Xeras, and he was clinging onto Darth
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Postby Wapiko on Wed May 16, 2001 10:22 am

He suddenly seized her, one hand behind her back, one on her waist, then half-turned and dipped her low. <P>With a yelp, Ryan lost his balance and toppled over onto Deirdre. Deirdre howled with laughter while Ryan apologized profusely.<P>CUT!!!!<P>
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Postby Dynonychus on Wed May 16, 2001 10:22 am

Deirdre was on the ground, curled into a fetal position, eyes shut tight, her hands clutched over her ears. "Deirdre!" Ryan knelt beside her, cradling her in his arms. "Deirdre... c'mon, Dee, stay with me now." He waved frantically to a couple of firemen nearby, who started running over.<P>Then it was over. The pain was gone, and Deirdre suddenly relaxed, gasping for breath. The firemen thudded to a halt beside them, one of them kneeling down on the other side of her. "You okay, miss?" he asked. A paramedic also rushed over, carrying a red plastic kit.<P>"Yeah, yeah... I'm fine," she said, gasping. "Just got "Barbie Girl" stuck in my head. Mph... dammit..."<P>The men standing around her looked at one another, then broke out laughing.<P>CUT!!! LET'S BE A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS, PEOPLE!<P>"Aw, c'mon, chief." The firemen linked arms and started singing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie wo-orld..."<P>AH! DAMMIT! NOW IT"S STUCK IN <I>MY</I> HEAD!!<p>[This message has been edited by Dynonychus (edited 05-16-2001).]
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Postby Dynonychus on Wed May 16, 2001 11:12 am

Ceilidh glided over the quiet town on silent, golden wings. Her anger was still bright, a burning sensation that filled her with warmth. She had to fight the urge to rage and swear. It would do no good to lose control. She managed to keep calm by imagining the things that she felt like doing to Alan. Like slicing him open with her claymore, or kicking him off the top of the school. Or just beating him senseless. Maybe setting him on fire a bit. Yeah! Then dropping him into the middle of a lake to cool him off! Or maybe dress him in a skirt and leave him in a prison!! Or there's the thing she could do to him with a cheesegrater and a wire mesh waistcoat...!!!<P>CUT!!! CLAM DOWN, CEILIDH. CALM DOWN...<p>[This message has been edited by Dynonychus (edited 05-16-2001).]
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Postby Nick Pavlovski on Thu May 17, 2001 3:02 am

NEWS CLIPPING :<P>Today NinjaBurger LTD, America's off-beat hamburger chain, announced that they were preparing legal action against the second Avalon movie "Spectacular Notion 2 : Crisis and Opportunity".<P>The basis of the legal action is for NinjaBurger not being offered the rights to all catering on the set.
Takashi-san, NinjaBurger's spokesninja, stated "This is an insult to the NinjaBurger family and a stain on our honour. It will not go unavenged".<P>Already, key people behind the movie are moving to protect themselves. Small-time writer Nick Pavlovski was seen moving to another fic in another thread. Wapiko now is in hiding. Ucchan is not returning any calls.<P>More as it comes to hand...
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Postby Zero-San on Thu May 17, 2001 8:04 am

News Update:<P>The NinjaBurger threats have now turnned to violence as Zero-San, one of the many writers on the SN2 movie, was attacked last Wendsday by a pack of ninja assasians. <P>Thankfully the up and comming young writer was able to hold off the attackers with his own martial arts training using only his back-pack. His attackers have sionce commited ritualistic suicide due to their defeat.<P>Also, family members of Darth Paradox have reported him missing as of Friday after he failed to return to his home after walking to a local supermarket to pick up groceries. The NinjaBurger employes have yet to take responcability for the dissaperance, but police suspect that they are behind it and are prapared to take action should they harm Darth.<P>More updates as it happens...
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Postby Wapiko on Tue May 22, 2001 7:33 am

It was early in the morning, around 3am. In the background could be heard the sounds of the director yelling at the top of his lungs at the special effects chief.<P>Joe sighed, slumping into his chair. He picked up a can of Barq's and opened it, drinking thirstily. "Man, I'm bushed."<P>Alan shrugged, his hand in a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips. "Hey, at least <I>you</I> are in less than half of the action."<P>Joe frowned. "Maybe, but I don't see you being kidnapped, tied up, whacked over the head, sprayed with glass, running for miles, lost in the woods, and forced to run through a hallway of gore." He paused, then added, "okay, the gore thing was kinda interesting."<P>"Yeah, well I get clubbed on the head too, remember? And burned, knocked out, thrown into bushes and a pile of desks and down a hall, blasted, and almost killed by Ceilidh." He glowered. "Are these writers trying to kill us?"<P>"Phoebe's lucky," Joe said enviously. "She's only got a minor part this time. I wonder how she managed that."<P>"You didn't hear? Rumor has it that one of the main writers is a big admirer, and she made a deal with her. Same with Ghada." Alan shook his head. "Damn, I wish I had done that."<P>"You're too geeky." Joe looked down at the Barq's in his hand. "Hey, have you noticed that the girls area all treated much nicer?"<P>"Tell me about it. How the hell did Hel
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Postby Nick Pavlovski on Fri May 25, 2001 4:56 am

Parents worldwide have given the latest Avalon movie their approval. A spokeswoman for the WPA (World Parents Association) said :
"We are happy to see parents directly involved in the action, rather than being foils or sidekicks to the youth actors. The film is violent, but so is your nightly news, so we recommend it to be a Parents Guidance movie and commend all those involved in this fine prodution".<P>In a tragic twist, 2 more production staff have received threats from Ninja Burger.
Dent awoke in his condo yesterday afternoon to find a death threat laid out in french fries on his front door patio.
Sertrel was last seen being asked by two figures in black to accompany them on their pedicab to an unknown destination.<P>At this time, NinjaBurger have closed their franchises worldwide, allegedly for "training". More as it comes to hand...<P>[This message has been edited by Nick Pavlovski (edited 05-25-2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by Nick Pavlovski (edited 05-25-2001).]
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Postby Darth Paradox on Mon May 28, 2001 12:57 am

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