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Postby Jen Aside on Thu May 03, 2001 12:59 am

"And since this is, of course, an immensely frustrating and nerve-wracking moment for the narrative suddenly to switch tracks again, that is <i>precisely</i> what the narrative will now <i>do</i>."<P> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_wkiss2.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirol_ko.gif">
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Postby Sterling on Thu May 03, 2001 2:15 am

At just that moment, Jen Aside released eighteen hyperactive Kaos into the street, trampling both Phoebe and the Dark Man.<P>(Edit-Add: Turned out to be a self-fulfilling prophecy, didn't it Jen? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"> )<p>[This message has been edited by Sterling (edited 05-03-2001).]
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Postby Jen Aside on Thu May 03, 2001 2:23 am

Actually, there was only two.<P> <IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/carolmue1991/slime-a.jpg"> <IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/carolmue1991/slime-b.jpg">
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Postby Sterling on Thu May 03, 2001 2:24 am

Ok, fine. Revised sentance:<P>Two giant blue fuzzy Kao death mecha pulled up on opposite ends of the street and opened fire on each other with kawaii rays.<P>Better? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>(Edit: Take of every sig)<p>[This message has been edited by Sterling (edited 05-03-2001).]
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Postby Wildmartin on Thu May 03, 2001 3:21 am

*Ka-Boom!!* Phoebe nearly jumps out of bed. "Oh," she groans and looks at the clock, 3 a.m., "so it was only a dream?"
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Postby Davie daWeird on Thu May 03, 2001 3:44 am

Gah dernit. Ya killed the twistiness. I liked the story better at this point:<P><a name="feebs">
<img src="http://home.yosemite.net/~newberry/herself.jpg" width="600" height="608">
</a><P>I need a finner-tipped pen. =/ Yeah, that's it, it's all my pens fault. The fact that I can't draw is my pen's fault.<P>[This message has been edited by Davie daWeird (edited 05-13-2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by Davie daWeird (edited 05-13-2001).]
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Postby Wildmartin on Thu May 03, 2001 3:49 am

Sorry, I'm a newbie, I momentarily forgot the importance of the twistiness in Avalon. Wherever did my faculties go?
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Postby Aeire on Thu May 03, 2001 3:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>-"so it was only a dream?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><B>SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY,</B> the voice from her dream said, and she turned around to see the black cowled figure standing behind her again, <B>BUT I HAVE A FAVOUR TO ASK OF YOU, MISS.</B><P>
((NO! CAN'T...END..THE TWISTINESS!)) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
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Postby Davie daWeird on Thu May 03, 2001 3:52 am

I'm a newbie too. It's ok. I got my sentence. I really must restrain myself from altering the story any more. But since I drew the picture, I figured I'd post it.<P>EDIT: Oops, I took too long in posting.
Yay! The return of the twistiness!<p>[This message has been edited by Davie daWeird (edited 05-03-2001).]
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Postby Strangeone on Thu May 03, 2001 3:55 am

In dramatic John Woo fashion, the cloaked figure pulled out dual pistols and fired at the middle Bradley sister, who dived out the window, glass shards dancing through the air after her.
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Postby lostfactor on Thu May 03, 2001 5:27 am

With grace practiced in hours of Quake deathmatches - with little else to occupy her time, Phoebe had become well-versed in the art of Internet combat - she drew forth the weapon she always kept on her body (the <em>Stereotypically Phallic Anime Babe Gun (Patent Pending)</em>), twisted in mid-air, and squeezed off a shot at the figure chasing after her, defying all laws of physics.
-Eliot "Why not?" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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Postby Davie daWeird on Thu May 03, 2001 6:23 am

Upon landing on the ground, Phoebe suddenly felt verry silly, realizing she had just shot at Death. She got the impression that, if he had had eyebrows, he would have raised them at her. She reholstered her Stereotypically Phallic Anime Babe Gun and looked back at the body still lying on the ground.<P>Staring back at her through vacant eyes was...<P><font face="1">(C'mon, lets make this interesting. I liked the idea of it being herself. It came very close to being either like that one scene in Star Wars or maybe a screwed up It's A Wonderful Life.<P>OK, OK, I'll stop trying to control the story. I am almost certain the dark figure Dynonychus introduced was Death from the Discworld series, an idea that seems to be backed up by the scythe, the all-caps text and the weird sense of humor.)</font>
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Postby Wildmartin on Thu May 03, 2001 7:57 am

Phoebe saw a dark shadow pass over, when she looked up there was a cloaked figure, but who? No! It couldn't be...could it? "Helena?" Phoebe inquired..."Yes," came the eerily dark reply...<P>How's that for twistiness Davie daWeird?<p>[This message has been edited by Wildmartin (edited 05-03-2001).]
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Postby bunnyThor on Thu May 03, 2001 8:38 am

"Yes, Helena <B>is</B> the capitol of Montana--and that is where you must travel if you want to save Ryan and Joe from despair, madness, and the nascent budding of a new stage in their 'friendship'."<P>
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Postby Strangeone on Thu May 03, 2001 9:02 am

Meanwhile, in Helena, Montana, Joe awoke with a start, unsure of where he was or where he could find a Barq's.
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Postby lostfactor on Thu May 03, 2001 9:30 am

It was only seconds before he realized he was strapped to a table, with a man with glasses, wild hair, a hockey jersey, and an evil goatee cackling wildly, and he began to get a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach.
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Postby Strangeone on Thu May 03, 2001 9:59 am

Ryan, strapped to a table next to Joe and still asleep, mumbled something about Deirdre.
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Postby Davie daWeird on Thu May 03, 2001 10:01 am

I dig the twistiness! Woo!<P>Edit: BTW - Please, call me David. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"> Now that you know my true identity, I will never go away! Muwhahahaha<p>[This message has been edited by Davie daWeird (edited 05-03-2001).]
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Postby Spaceman42 on Thu May 03, 2001 10:05 am

Yeah, everyone posts the next sentence in the story, see? Now, I'll start.<P>Phoebe was walking home after getting the red dye job, when suddenly...
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Postby Davie daWeird on Thu May 03, 2001 10:16 am

"Suddenly, two Kaos (<img src="http://members.aol.com/carolmue1991/slime-a.jpg" width="50" height="50"> and <img src="http://members.aol.com/carolmue1991/slime-b.jpg" width="50" height="50">) burst into the room."
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Postby Jen Aside on Thu May 03, 2001 10:20 am

That's not a sentence. <IMG SRC="http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/kao/chika/chirolp_um.gif"> <P>...a shot rang out!
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Postby Strangeone on Thu May 03, 2001 10:26 am

Damonk quickly killed them, as the story had enough plotline for the time being.
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Postby davey3000 on Thu May 03, 2001 10:28 am

She jumped abruptly at the sound, and spun round to look in the direction the sound had come from.
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Postby Kaoru on Thu May 03, 2001 10:39 am

She saw a suspicious figure with a long braid slip into the shadows.
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Postby Sertrel on Thu May 03, 2001 10:42 am

The figure disappeared into a Tim Hortons.
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