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Postby The Paco on Mon Apr 30, 2001 9:40 am

Based on the Bohemian equivalent by Queen.<P>Is this the comic,
must it be fantasy.
caught in the spotlight.
It escapes from reality.<P>Open your eyes,
look up the archives and see.<P>They're just the poor boys,
they get no sympathy,
because the girls come, girls go,
very nice, don't you know.<P>Even when the snow blows,
doesn't really matter,
you see?
You see.<P>Joseph, just killed his chance.
put Helene out of your mind,
while Ceilidh is on your time.
Alan, love could have begun,
and now you've gone and thrown it all away.
Ryan, don't be shamed. she didn't mean to make you sigh,
by this time next day you'll be in her arms, tomorrow,
carry on, carry on.
Cause that is what really matters.<P>Ceilidh, the fact has come.
Joes not ready at this time,
though your heart aches, pay no mind.
Hold on to your body, he's got to grow,
He's gotta take his hits and face the truth.<P>Phoebe, oooooohh.
Alone, you will not die,
pay these kids no real attention at all.<P>I see a pretty little comic on the web.
*AVALON, AVALON, And the stories real tangled,
Twisty plots are blinding, very funny minded, see!*
*avaloony, avaloony, avaloony, avaloony, Avaloony fanart's bold.*<P>Phoebe:
I'm just a poor gal, nobody loves me.
*SHE'S JUST A POOR GAL, FROM A BROKEN FAMILY, SPENDING HER LIFE LIKE A HERMIT IN A TREE*<P>Ceilidh:
Let's go fast, not real slow, will you love me Joe?
*OH MY GOD! NO! YOU MUST NOT LOVE ON JOE!
YOU LOVE JOE!
OH MY GOD! YOU MUST NOT LOVE ON JOE!
YOU LOVE JOE!
OH MY GOD! YOU MUST NOT LOVE ON JOE!*
I love Joe!
*MUST NOT LOVE ON JOE!*
I love Joe!
*NEVER NEVER NEVER LOVE ON JOE!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!*
*Oh pretty Ceilidh, Pretty Ceilidh.
YOU MUST NOT LOVE THAT JOE!
THE MAN'S A BOOB, HAS THE NASTY ON HIS MIND!
OH Ceilidh...
Ceilidh...
CEILIDH!!!!*<P>Helene:
So you think you can tease me and set me in a bind.
So you can tease me and live in a lie!
Oh Alan, don't do this to me Alan!
Just gotta get away,
Just gotta get far away from here!<P>All:
Oooh ya
oooh ya<P>Phoebe:
No one really matters,
though I am lonely,
no one really matters...
no one really matters
to me..<P>All:
Leave us where the snow blows....<P>The Exausted Paco<P>------------------
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Postby Symok on Tue May 01, 2001 6:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Renimar:
<B> *laugh* That's EXACTLY what I did, because it was the only copy of Bohemian Rhapsody that I had. Puts a whole new spin on it. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"><P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Agreed. The faster pace fits Avalon better I think. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>EDIT/ADD: W00T! Post #200!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P><p>[This message has been edited by Symok (edited 05-01-2001).]
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Postby Dynonychus on Tue May 01, 2001 7:20 am

You should hear it as I do... set to Wierd Al's Bohemian Polka <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby MizunoL on Tue May 01, 2001 7:27 am

<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"><P>Paco, this is truly awesome.
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Postby Renimar on Tue May 01, 2001 8:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dynonychus:
<B>You should hear it as I do... set to Wierd Al's Bohemian Polka <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*laugh* That's EXACTLY what I did, because it was the only copy of Bohemian Rhapsody that I had. Puts a whole new spin on it. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby John Campbell on Tue May 01, 2001 11:46 am

Best one yet!<P>(I may be saying that because it's the only one so far where I know the original well enough to hear the tune in my head as I read the lyrics...)
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