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Postby ChaosReactor on Sat Apr 28, 2001 9:27 am

Ah, yes. Sobriety. Friend to many but alas, my bane. Upon the brink of sobriety I have come to two conclusions... 1) I definitely crave SlushPuppies (TM) 2) I need to buy more beer. At this fateful hour, I resign my post as King of Spain and reliquish it to one ThePaco. I take the position of Evil Scourge of the 4 seas with a heavy heart knowing full well, that the other 3 seas are closed for repair. I'd like to take some time to list some people that I'd like to see naked: Tea Leoni, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, Jessica Marie Alba, Coota's sister (HA! TAKE THAT!), that girl from across the way with the thing. Furthermore, my wifebeater shirt, freshly cleaned and its accommpanying pair of nurses pants have given me strength. I now face the bold and not so blurry world knowing full well that if ANY OF YOU QUESTION MY DOMINATION of the 4 seas, face my wrath! Wikkie Wikkie and stay Carbonic folks.
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Postby ChaosReactor on Sun Apr 29, 2001 12:09 am

Excellent I have chosen well. Send 12 of your finest minions over. It's kind of hard training giant squid to do feats of acrobatic strength. Ah, but such is the life of an Evil Scourge.<P>------------------
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Postby The Paco on Sun Apr 29, 2001 11:14 am

Excellent! I shall have to have a small coronation with some techno rave that is popular over there....<P>First decree, since The One True Paco and I accidentally blew up madagascar and mutated a hissing roach to the size of a VW Van, we must send part of our army and navy to rope this menace and bring it back to Portugal for further study.<P>Second Decree, we take Portugal, the UN shall do nothing, the US shall do nothing, we need it to hold the roach.<P>Third Decree, if roping the roach will not work, we must kill it by fire, but be sure to get me there because I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN THE BIGGEST ROACH IN THE WORLD GETS SMOKED!<P>The Haughty Paco<P>------------------
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