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Postby Ceramicb on Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:05 am

Ok guys, in the spirit of such things as DJ MC Hawking, I think we need an Avalon Rap...<P>If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out
<A HREF="http://www.mchawking.com" TARGET=_blank>www.mchawking.com</A> <P>We could do the same stuff as they do, and have the old Simpletext voice read off the lyrics, or we could try and have different board members read sections, or whatever. I can mix the verbal track with whatever music we want. First, however, we need lyrics. I suggest that we try to rap over Naughty By Nature's classic O.P.P., with the theme being Ryan and Deidre. This gives the tag line, "You down with R and Dee?"
We could make up our own rap, but I think it'll be easier to follow that model.<P>So, anyone got any good lyrics? <P>-Patrick
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Postby The Paco on Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:25 am

I am NOT doing a rap.<P>80s tunes, 90s alternative, the occasional 60s/70s rock thing, that's ok. I can do that. No rap! I can't rap! <P>I choose not to listen either because every time I do I see in my minds eye that little DUMBACE lookin 13 year old white kid holdin his mike at a 70 degree angle, rappin about love and hate and all that crap while he's too friggin young for his pair to drop, with his pants so low you could fit a whole other ass in there, and backup singers who are older and more developed (Hell, they got pubes, nuff said), than him.<P>If you can't sing, can't play instruments, have no taste in clothes, and/or want to "get down with the black experience", rap on. Me, I am going to be over here listening to some GNR and Megadeath and Metallica, etc., music where the whole point of the song is NOT how much bass you can pump through the speakers, nor is it talkin about your 'phat ride', nor does it say 'bling' anywhere in there.<P>No way, no how, no chance! I cannot even begin to see any of those kids rapping either, except maybe alan, Dorko the Magnificent that he is.<P>The Strongly Opposed Paco<P>Oh ya! PS: *POKE*<P>------------------
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Postby Strangeone on Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:30 am

I have to agree. Rap and Avalon do not mix. It would produce a chemical reaction so volitle that it would destroy Canada, Alaska, and the northern half of the U.S. all in one fell swoop, while contaminating the rest of the globe with the fallout.
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Postby Ceramicb on Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:35 am

Perhaps the comedy element to this has been missed... just check out MCHawking, and you'll see what I'm suggesting we do... jeze... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
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Postby Zero-San on Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:51 am

Um... I'm a hip-hop vocalist to watch the dissing ppl. I'll try to do lyrics for Avalon, but i'll mess up on somthing and I'm not gonna flow into the mic on my computer w/o music behind me, so if someone comes up witha beat for me to write to I'll do some trial lyrics.<P>an no Paco, I'm not tryin to "get down" with the black ppl, nor do I rap about shit I don't know. What Do I do? I rap about intolerance, acceptance of all ppl and shit like that. Am I populer? no. Am I professional? no. Can I paly other instruments? yes, I play guitar, bass and Saxaphone. I rap cuse I like to, i get more lyrics out rapping then I can singing to a normal song. Diss me all you like but I like writing hip-hop lyrics and spitting em into teh mic to a good hard beat.<p>[This message has been edited by Zero-San (edited 04-27-2001).]
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Postby The Paco on Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:54 am

Evil! Evil! Warning Warning, Danger Will Riker, or something to that effect.<P>Horrid tool of sedan, rap is!<P>*Pulls out the necrowombicon and an old Ford F150 handbook and prepares to excorcize the demonic fiend within the newbie*<P>The This Garage is Clear Paco<P>------------------
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