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by **sun tzu** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:19 am

While I liked the "humor vocalization" bit, it's the end that really made me grin. Imagine...A robot made of stone and stained glass. It would, indeed, be cool.

by **bloodeye** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:14 am

Holy water for hydrolics, fires stale communion waffers, templar blade for up close operations.... yeah, could be fun...

by **Maritza Campos** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:31 pm

Maritza
CRFH.net

by **Conina** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:39 pm

*cracks up* :lol:

by **DarkShive** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:33 pm

That's awesome

by **CodeGuy** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:19 pm

I've actually seen something similar to the church-bot in a couple of Japanese RPGs.

by **bloodeye** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:08 am

As have I. Also recall something of a 'stained glass golum' from AD&D.

by **JGatsby** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:07 am

#1

if Gav wanted to use that picture above as a special intro for said churchbot, that would rock

#2

As have I. Also recall something of a 'stained glass golum' from AD&D.

Brilliant idea! We'll draw up AD&D stats for all the Nukees

by **Gav** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:11 pm

Maritza always knows how to make my day!

Unfortunately, it's my one-off jokes that inspire the most intriguing storylines that never happen.

by **Maritza Campos** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:08 pm

Aaaaaw

by **CodeGuy** on Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:56 pm

OK, since nobody else has done it yet, here's my version of the churchbot.

by **Calemyr** on Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:48 am

Stats for the Nukees? Somehow I see Intelligence scores of 18 and Wisdom scores of 3 in that mix.

This thread reminds me of the "Dread Gazebo" story one of my undergrad housemates told me:

DM: "You enter a clearing. There is a gazebo standing next to a pond."
Player: "Is it attacking?"
DM: "Uh... no, but..."
Player: "Has it seen us?"
DM: "No, but seriously..."
Player: "I take the initiative and attack it! *roll* Any effect?"
DM: "Not really..."
Player: "Then I use my second attack to strike again! *roll* Any effect?"
DM: "*sigh* *roll* You are now dead."
Player: "Wow! These Gazebos are really tough!"

by **bloodeye** on Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:32 am

Sorta reminds of a gaming tale I'd heard, couple of guys doing a dungeon crawl...

GM: The room thru the door is about 30 feet square, with a large circular pool in the center. There is a leak in the pool.

Player1: Is it a big leak?

GM: Ummm... about average sized, I guess.

P1: Okay, I try to plug the leak.

GM:

You.... with what?!

P1: Ummm... wrap some cloth around my fingers, and stick my hand into it, I guess.

GM: ...okay, you take 10 points of unholy damage.

P1: WHAT?!

P2: *peeks at GMs notes* Uh, dude? That's pronounced 'lich'....

((For those unfamiliar, a lich is a powerful type of undead))

by **sun tzu** on Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:40 am

bloodeye wrote:Sorta reminds of a gaming tale I'd heard, couple of guys doing a dungeon crawl...

GM: The room thru the door is about 30 feet square, with a large circular pool in the center. There is a leak in the pool.

Player1: Is it a big leak?

GM: Ummm... about average sized, I guess.

P1: Okay, I try to plug the leak.

GM: You.... with what?!

P1: Ummm... wrap some cloth around my fingers, and stick my hand into it, I guess.

GM: ...okay, you take 10 points of unholy damage.

P1: WHAT?!

P2: *peeks at GMs notes* Uh, dude? That's pronounced 'lich'....

((For those unfamiliar, a lich is a powerful type of undead))

Oh god...Freakin' hilarious.

by **Maritza Campos** on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:34 pm

Yes, I am Campos. *shoots lasers from eyes*

I kept my maiden name.

Take that ancient traditions.

by **Gav** on Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:22 am

Maritza Campos wrote:Yes, I am Campos. *shoots lasers from eyes*

I kept my maiden name.

Take that ancient traditions.

Hooray! She is still The Campos. Fear her megawatt eyes!

If that's the case, then, what is up with that signature? I mean... The best I could guess is that it spells "Ltzet?"

by **Maritza Campos** on Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:02 pm

It says Maritza, with a star at the end. Yeah, no one can understand my handwriting.

by **DeVelaine** on Fri May 05, 2006 12:47 pm

bloodeye wrote:As have I. Also recall something of a 'stained glass golum' from AD&D.

Under the old 2nd Edition rules, a "glass golem" was a "dread golem" from Ravenloft. I have a feeling it didn't make the transition to 3.0/3.5/d20. Useful though, as it's something you never expect as a monster.

by **bloodeye** on Mon May 08, 2006 5:54 am

I deny the existance of 3.0 and anything after.
I will continue to do so until a 4.0 comes out, all the 3.0+ stuff becomes cheap enough I can afford to replace my gaming library, and I will then deny the esistance of 4.0+ until a 5.0 comes into existance.
...nah, 2nd Ed unto death. Damn whippersnappers... stoopid kids trying to screw up a perfectly good game by making it 'easy to understand'.... damn it, THAC0 was what seperated the Players from the Jocks, dag-nabbit!

by **DeVelaine** on Mon May 08, 2006 6:07 am

Actually, I was a die-hard conversion myself, but while I don't really like the "munchkin-ness" of 3.0, 3.5 isn't that bad. Besides... I like fighting dragons that are lethal, not nuisances.

by **nick012000** on Fri May 19, 2006 3:04 am

DeVelaine wrote:
bloodeye wrote:As have I. Also recall something of a 'stained glass golum' from AD&D.

Under the old 2nd Edition rules, a "glass golem" was a "dread golem" from Ravenloft. I have a feeling it didn't make the transition to 3.0/3.5/d20. Useful though, as it's something you never expect as a monster.

Yes, it did. If memory serves, the rules for them are in the MM2. I think there are rules for turning yourself into a golem-cyborg in there, as well (and the rules for turning yourself into a stained-glass golem cyborg were in its web enhancement.

by **Q99** on Wed May 24, 2006 5:53 am

Nice Churchbot, Codeguy ^_^

Finally a religion where it's considered good etiquite to fly there in a Mechagodzilla.

by **DeVelaine** on Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:38 am

nick012000 wrote:Yes, it did. If memory serves, the rules for them are in the MM2. I think there are rules for turning yourself into a golem-cyborg in there, as well (and the rules for turning yourself into a stained-glass golem cyborg were in its web enhancement.

Interesting. Since I don't have MM2, I guess I need to make a trip to a local gaming shop and look that up.

by **the Siliconopolitan** on Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:42 am

DeVelaine wrote:
nick012000 wrote:Yes, it did. If memory serves, the rules for them are in the MM2. I think there are rules for turning yourself into a golem-cyborg in there, as well (and the rules for turning yourself into a stained-glass golem cyborg were in its web enhancement.

Interesting. Since I don't have MM2, I guess I need to make a trip to a local gaming shop and look that up.

"Funny" (that is, not funny at all) fact: Reading this I could only think: "What does Molecular Mechanics have to do with Nukees and Churchbots?"

by **DeVelaine** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:21 am

the Siliconopolitan wrote:"Funny" (that is, not funny at all) fact: Reading this I could only think: "What does Molecular Mechanics have to do with Nukees and Churchbots?"

Give Gav enough time, and he can probably show you.

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