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Pun War! (Whey more powerful than cheese!)

Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:59 pm

I dunno if we have one already, but I figured if I was gonna knit my first thread, I'd do it on something I've always loved. This is a pun war. I saw the needle for a thread devoted sewly to this last night, when the Banned Thread was hijacked by puns. I won't mention names, not wanting to pin the blame on anyone, but I think that's a darned shame. So, rules for this thread...thingummy. Make puns. They should be about whatever topic is currently bein' punned upon, but topics CAN naturally flow into one another. Try not to repeat each other's puns. It doesn't matter how BAD or how esoteric the puns get: the worse the pun is, the BETTER the pun is. That's about it. The opening topic is knitting, sewing, whatever. And I don't want this thread to just up and die, so don't quilt posting!
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Postby eternaljwh on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:03 pm

People might be more willing to post in this thread if you hadn't taken all of those.
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:08 pm

Eh, you keep spinnin' that yarn, Eternaljwh. There's plenty more, and the subject can shuttle over any time it feels right.
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Postby eternaljwh on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:15 pm

More fuel to boost this out of the atmosphere, I suppose.
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Postby anti-paragon on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:20 pm

Well I'm glad you guys took your space race onto a new thread.

(No offence, it just worked well)
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:30 pm

Well, you do have to finish. Lines must be drawn somewhere. But, while we were on the Banned thread, punnin' away? We DID rock it.
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Postby eternaljwh on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:38 pm

Can you say cleavage?
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:44 pm

"Cleavage?" Surely you're not gonna space out on the space race, are you? I suppose I didn't get the pun, which means it's esoteric, which means it's good, though... which makes you a star player!
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Postby eternaljwh on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:46 pm

(Rock it-> rock topic -> cleavage -> ...)
Well, we don't exactly have any starry-eyed lovers in this topic.
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Postby AFNB on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:53 pm

Jeez...

Bunnies, there is no barrier between us and a barrel of embarrasing bare-faced puns.

And the thread has barely begun.

Let's just grin and bear it.
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:55 pm

I thought orso a new face! Welcome to the pun thread, you honeytongued devil! (Bears now, apparently...)
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Postby AFNB on Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:10 pm

To be honest, I don't care about the topics. I'm liable to puncture the topics with my pungent wordplay.

They say that puns are the lowest form of humor. I guess that makes me a limbo champion.
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:12 pm

CURSE YOU! The topics are pretty! And shiny! The whole challenge is thinkin' up puns on a given topic. It's too easy, otherwise. Let's raise the bar, ok?
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Postby Kraggi on Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:13 pm

Thats a punishing pun right there AFNB!
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Postby eternaljwh on Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:16 pm

At least we don't have to pass the bar exam. Then again, passing the bar is all too easy for a teetotaler like myself.
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Postby anti-paragon on Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:03 pm

I don't find having a bar to pass very sobering.
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:46 pm

Well, alcohol you an alcholic, then. Feel free to call me a taxi, I can't drive home...
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Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:51 pm

OK, you're a taxi. :P
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Postby AFNB on Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:51 pm

You're a taxi.
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:52 pm

Your lack of pun-fu taxes my patience. Don't make me come fine you.
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Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:53 pm

At least I was the first cab off the rank...

[EDIT: that was a fine thing, but I seem to have gotten a bit off coarse...]
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:56 pm

Truly rank, thou art! At least now yer punnin' a bit, so's I don't have to off ya. You'd be the first rank work of art I offed, to think of it...
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Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:58 pm

I hope that's not a trait of yours, to off works of art.

That would be a poor trait to have...
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Postby VOR on Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:03 pm

(OOH! :D )

My art is usually of a more Jackson Pollock variety. I splash soft drinks across the canvas, which is chemically treated to react to them. The tough part is to pick a soda.

(That pun was a stretch even by MY standards. But I suppose you gotta stretch canvass before you weigh anchor.)
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Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:09 pm

You don't need to stretch it too much. A little tug would do it.
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