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Has your head exploded from PSL overload?

Poll ended at Fri Sep 06, 2002 9:26 pm

Yes
7
16%
No
17
38%
I want my Mommy
3
7%
I can't feel my toes.
18
40%
 
Total votes : 45

You asked for it.

Postby Animal on Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:26 pm

I can't draw, but I can write. PSL shields in place, boys? OK, here you are; Sal in a cocktail dress, and the identity of the unnamed observer is left to the imaginations of the sick, twisted and depraved readers.

******

He turned on hearing the door to Sal
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Postby Arrus on Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:30 pm

Well...damn...Just...damn.


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Postby jpmccartney on Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:32 pm

Will Animal broaden his public image, or will he write his subsequent romance novels under a pen name? :D
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Postby Barghest on Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:45 pm

jpmccartney wrote:Will Animal broaden his public image, or will he write his subsequent romance novels under a pen name? :D


I can already imagine the names of the romance novels.
The Invasion of passion
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Re: You asked for it.

Postby bunnyThor on Fri Aug 30, 2002 11:05 pm

[quote="Animal"]
He turned on hearing the door to Sal?s room softly close, and Sal stood there before him ? but this was not a Sal he had ever seen before.
The radio in the corner was tuned to the local classic rock station. As the speakers began to blare out Joan Jett?s Do You Want to Touch Me ? he didn?t know, but Sal had called in from her bedroom and requested the song - she took a few steps forward.
?Well?? she demanded.
Her hair was the first thing he?d noticed, bound tightly into a French braid instead of loose and unkempt. The braid somehow drew attention to her long neck, which looked to be the texture of silk. Her lips were delicately touched with a discreet gloss that accented their full, pouty richness.
Sal smiled slowly, and turned completely around, once, her tightly muscled, athletic body moving with consummate grace ? and ?consummate? was a word that was on his mind now. He watched, entranced, as this new and exciting Sal turned back around, a teasing smile on her lips.
Her dress was charcoal-gray silk, the upper portion held only by a thread-fine tie at the nape of her silken neck. The front was deeply V?ed to show the upper curves of her caf
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Re: You asked for it.

Postby narkosys on Sat Aug 31, 2002 1:34 am

[quote="Animal"]I can't draw, but I can write. PSL shields in place, boys? OK, here you are; Sal in a cocktail dress, and the identity of the unnamed observer is left to the imaginations of the sick, twisted and depraved readers.

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Re: You asked for it.

Postby Nice_Mike on Sat Aug 31, 2002 2:03 am

bunnyThor wrote:"Yeah, sure, why not," said Alan. "Gimme a second to put my human on."


I did, literally, laugh out loud at that one... :)

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Postby DrJekyll42 on Sat Aug 31, 2002 2:26 am

*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
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Postby Boksha on Sat Aug 31, 2002 2:27 am

My head hasn't exploded yet. I don't think it will, but that's only because heads just don't explode. (And if it did, I wouldn't be typing this, eh?)
I will say "Hubba hubba!".
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Postby Pepius on Sat Aug 31, 2002 3:42 am

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Postby packy on Sat Aug 31, 2002 7:13 am

Sal PSL... ooh... fainting... where did all the blood to my brain go... *thud*




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Postby Kyukei on Sat Aug 31, 2002 7:50 am

*quickly runs over to Packy* Packy? Packy! ... *eliciting no response, Kyukei promptly steals Packy's wallet*

Seriously, though, Animal, 2 things.

1) As if we already couldn't tell from the fact that you are, IIRC, a published author, and Running With Scissors is well-done and amusing, you once again prove that you are quite skilled with the p... well, keyboard at least.

2) The remnants of my brain: Bibbidy-bibbidy Bibbidy-bibbidy Bibbidy-bibbidy Bibbidy-bibbidy
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Postby Archer on Sat Aug 31, 2002 7:58 am

*twitch*

*twitch*

BLAM!

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Postby Animal on Sat Aug 31, 2002 8:03 am

:::bows::: Thank you, thank you.

Alan. Heh. I laughed out loud at that one, too. Actually, I had someone in mind, and there's a rather obvious hint as to who it is.
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Postby Kyukei on Sat Aug 31, 2002 8:08 am

<-------- Has a pretty good idea. Mwahahaha.

Anyway, Animal, "Legend of the Fall" might explain a few things. I mean, repeated incidences of the sort that you describe(I won't ruin it for those who haven't read it, it's worth reading) do usually lead to... Peculiarities in the cranial region *coughcough*. :D
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Postby Animal on Sat Aug 31, 2002 8:11 am

Kyukei wrote:<-------- Has a pretty good idea. Mwahahaha.

Anyway, Animal, "Legend of the Fall" might explain a few things. I mean, repeated incidences of the sort that you describe(I won't ruin it for those who haven't read it, it's worth reading) do usually lead to... Peculiarities in the cranial region *coughcough*. :D


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Postby Bo Lindbergh on Sat Aug 31, 2002 2:46 pm

Animal wrote:Actually, I had someone in mind, and there's a rather obvious hint as to who it is.

"pub"
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Postby Jason [Lord Roberts] on Sat Aug 31, 2002 2:59 pm

"Pub."


Mike?
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Postby Nice_Mike on Sat Aug 31, 2002 3:10 pm

Jason [Lord Roberts] wrote:"Pub."


Mike?


Yep, and it was fantastic! :)

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Postby Space Cowboy Spike on Sat Aug 31, 2002 3:22 pm

Um, isn't it blatantly obvious that Animal meant Jason to be the lucky winner? Bout friggin time! WOOT! :D
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Postby Arrus on Sat Aug 31, 2002 5:02 pm

Well, of course it is! And win he should...

Though from the look of the comic, he may be visiting her in prison...
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Postby Space Cowboy Spike on Sat Aug 31, 2002 5:17 pm

So what? He's got her in the bag! And they couldn't go to the pub if she were in prison...
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Postby devlor on Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:35 pm

Prison, pub, wherever, I just want o see the two of them together! There's a reason I drew that picture, damnit! The man's pined for long enough, and she needs someone as steady as him; they're perfect for each other, so I want them to have a chance to find that out themselves.
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Postby Space Cowboy Spike on Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:37 pm

devlor wrote:Prison, pub, wherever, I just want o see the two of them together! There's a reason I drew that picture, damnit! The man's pined for long enough, and she needs someone as steady as him; they're perfect for each other, so I want them to have a chance to find that out themselves.


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