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Perverts, abusive half-naked people, jailbait mad scientists and what ever else that seemed like a good idea while on that tequila binge...

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Postby Dark Keenspotter on Sat Oct 27, 2001 3:08 am

*The lights are out in the WSU cougar dome, all is still and quiet when suddenly the lights come up*<P>Ladies and gentleman welcome to the first annual EN Message Board SUPER BRAWL!!!!!<P>*NOTE* To get in you have to have at least 5 other posts on Keenspot, showing that you will be here for long enough to make a difference.<P>Lets start out with some ground rules:<P>1. Tell your friends. We want as many people in on the action as we can get.<P>2. One brawl at a time. We want this to be organized, there will be one brawl at a time, anyone who does not follow this rule will not be allowed to post here, PERIOD!<P>3. If one of 'The Greats' says something, it goes. So far the list of Greats is as follows:<P>Poe (His Web Page)
Edible Corpse (Our Founder)
BiShouNoKami (He's been here longer than ever I have)
Talkie Toaster (Trust me, he ain't a n00b)
Dark Keenspotter (Yeah, definitely not a n00b)<P>I will extend the list as needed.<P>4. To get into a brawl you gotta sign up with one of The Greats. We will start a list.<P>5. No god moders unless you are one of The Greats or it says you can in the game.<P>6. You can not be in a brawl unless you plan to post daily and plan to actually fight.<P>If any of 'The Greats' wants to add rules, it's at their disgression.<P>Brawls can have an unlimited number of fighters and can use any weapons that are allowed in that specific brawl and can be in any setting.<P>He he he.<P>All we have to do is decide what the setting is and what the weapons are.<P>Now, I have a party tonight and won't be getting on the net until late tonight, so, if one of 'The Greats' wants to get a match going, feel free.<P>Oh, any of 'The Greats' that I forgot merely have to be okayed by one of the current Greats.<P>And no Treespeaker, you are not a Great!<P>Have fun and shed some blood for me,
Dark Keenspotter<P>--------------------------<P>I'm not a FUCKING n00b!
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Postby Edible Corpse on Sat Oct 27, 2001 3:24 am

*walks onto the field carrying a bag of nachos*<P>a football field huh? *munch munch* well that's new...<P>*looks around for any cheer leaders*<P>well how about we keep the 'no shirts' rule? i'm sure others would agree with me<P>*continues to pull out nachos outa the bag when it finally empties... crumbles the bag tossing it away, when he remembers something else*<P>Oh yeah! *tosses away nacho bag* since this is an open football field and all that, does this mean i have to Now be nicer and less violent to the newbies?<P>*upon finishing that question, a loud cry of 'HEADS UP!' is heard. EC turns his face to the source of the sound just in time to get smacked in the face with a foot ball*<P>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!<P>*EC is last seen running after unknown thrower trying to sodomize him with the same football*
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Postby DrachenNacht on Sat Oct 27, 2001 4:07 am

:: DrachenNacht sits in the stands, hassling the beerman and watching as EC runs off chasing someone:: Cooool. Nice idea. Prolly just gotta watch for now though. Kinda new round these here parts. Just have to hassle the beer man for now. BEEEEERRRR MAAAAANNNN!!!!!!<p>[This message has been edited by DrachenNacht (edited 10-27-2001).]
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Postby bicentennialman on Sat Oct 27, 2001 5:58 am

*BCM slips past the guards, and sneaks up to the sound room. He jimmies the lock, and when that doesn't work, he kicks the door in.*
Oops.
*BCm looks around.*
Ooooooh! Fun toys!
*He puts a CD into the drive, and fires up the system. "Kung-Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas blasts out of the speakers throughout the stadium.*<P>Everybody was Kung-Fu fiighti-ing!
Those kicks were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightni-ing.
But they fought with expert timing.
There were funky Chiname-en from funky Chinatown.
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down.
It's an ancient Chinese art,
And everybody knew their part.
From a-feinting to a slip
and a-kicking from the hip!
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighti-ing!
Those kicks were fast as li-ightning!
In fact it was a little bit friightni-ing.
But they fought with expert timing.
There was funky Billy Chin,
And little Sammy Chung.
He said "Here comes the big boss!"(Huah!Huah!) "Lets get it on!"
We took a bow and made a stand,
Started swaying with the head.
A sudden motion made me slip
And I went into a brand-new trick!
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighti-ing!
Those kicks were fast as lightni-ing!
In fact it was a little bit frightni-ing.
But they did it with expert ti-iming.
Hoo-Yeah!
(back up vocals)
Keep on, keep on, keep on. . .
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighti-ing!
Those kicks were fast as lightni-ing!
In fact it was a little bit frightni-ing.
Make sure you have expert ti-iming!
Kung-Fu fighting!
Hand and feet-fast as li-ightning!<P>Keep on, keep on, keep on. . .
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Postby the Goddess speaks on Sat Oct 27, 2001 7:36 am

<font color=darkgreen>aren't we being the teeniest bit childish DK?i mean the sig. indicates a certain amount of insecurity. not to mention the little crack about treespeakr.hmmm...well this should be interesting to read at any rate.</font><P>------------------
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Postby Treespeaker on Sat Oct 27, 2001 7:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> And no Treespeaker, you are not a Great! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sounds like someone's feeling a little insecure.
Whoever said I was, choom? Not me, that's for sure. If I'd wanted god-like powers, I'd have given them to myself long before you ever showed up on the posts. And as far as I can tell, the only person on that list who deserves to be is BiShouNenKaMi. <P>He's a nice guy. He doesn't power-game. He listens to both sides of the issue. That's great.<P>You're not. You, Dark Keenspotter, are not great. Get that into your head, if nothing else. Fight pages are fun. Everyone is equal. Maybe not quite--some people are a little smarter than others. Some people are maybe a bit more ruthless than others. Little things like that. But there's no one has the right to say "My post count is higher than yours, so I can kill you but you can't kill me." You're an asshole, Dark Keenspotter. And that is not in character. That's me, Geoffrey Cubbage saying that to you. And that takes doing.<P>Ask a friend. Ask The Goddess Speaks. She's maybe a little more than a friend, but that's good. Means she knows me better, hm? She'll tell you, and I'll tell you, it takes a lot to make me, Geoffrey, angry. I get annoyed, and Treespeaker, my character, will get angry, maybe furious, if I'm really annoyed. It is very important to understand that this is not like when I spitted poor BandMan or when I tore apart the haiku thread. This is something of an entirely different order.<P>Let me give you an example that I think will help. When I was in sixth grade, I joined Boy Scouts. This is what the troop was like. The older scouts called themselves "The Varsity Patrol" and beat the younger guys around. I was spared simply because even at that age I was larger than most of them, but they still managed to make life a general hell. That is what this kind of shit does to anything. It makes it hell for the little guys. Generally a livable hell--they grow up and get their turn to abuse the little guys, and so ad infinitum. It's bullshit, it's cruel, and it's stupid, and it doesn't matter if it's in a forum, the BSA, or the Army. <P>Let me recap for all those of you too stupid to get it the first time. And I'm looking at you when I say that, DK. Messing with n00bs is one thing. It's traditional, it's harmless, it's even kind of fun for the n00bs sometimes.<P>Setting yourself apart from them, with a seperate name and the right to violate all the rules they have to obey is the road to hell. For them, of course, not for you, but if that's okay, then I really don't see where the "Great" label comes from.<P>If you support this post, then that is your choice. If you approve of the Poobahs and Juggernauts and Despots setting themselves apart from the Supremes and Juniors, then by all means, support your friend Dark Keenspotter.<P>But if you think that we can go back to the posts where the worst we ever did was laugh when a n00b said something silly, then tell him that. Don't just walk off the post, speak up and say "Wait, but this is not right!" <P>This post, as it stands now, is filth. Rewrite the rules, so that no man is greater than another, much less a "Great," and you have something that could very well be a damned good post. Your choice, Keenspotters. Let him get away with it, or go back to before? Up to you. All up to you.<P>
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Postby BiShouNenKaMi on Sat Oct 27, 2001 10:38 am

*BiShouNenKaMi sits calmly in the stands, listening to both sides. He nods at a few points, and shakes his head at others. After Treespeaker's speach, he stands from his seat, somewhere about midsection, and forcefully jumps to the center of the field. Landing on one knee, he draws himself up and turns slowly, making sure to have everyone's attention. He clears his throat.*<P><font color=darkred>Ahem... I would like to say something. Being that I have been here long, and some consider me a Great One...</font> *He looks to the direction of DK and Tree.* <font color=darkred>I feel I should say something. Elsewhere, the elders may have jurisdiction. Elsewhere we point out n00bs mistakes, and even mistakes of our own.<P>As for here... Here, is a place that was FOUNDED on n00b initiation. Any n00b that does not want to fight, does not have to. This place was made for you to be allowed to fight back. But once again, it is all in good fun. You will be accepted alot quicker if you prove yourself... although if you post elsewehere, you will STILL be initiated.<P>Getting back to my point... just because we have been here longer, and have high post counts, does not mnake us omnipotent. Sitting back and watching, and playing God... It's arrogant. We should get IN on the fights! Think of Tyler Durden! He fought, too! The founder was a fighter!<P>There ARE NO LINES of distinction. None at all... well, aside from the lines here on the field, and this other one fact. There are two groups ONLY! Not one and Great Ones... Not winners and losers... Merely n00 bl00d and r3gulars. <P>You do not have to win your fight to be accepted. Just prove that we don't have to continually WHOMP ON YOUR ASS!!! Don't be a prick about life! This goes to all of you, n00 and 0ld.<P>And on a final note... to show that I am willing to take my own advice... From here on in... at this Super-Brawl... I will only be known as...</font>
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Postby BiShou on Sat Oct 27, 2001 10:40 am

<font color=darkred>...BiShou. I set my status and post count aside, to show that this is NOT some game for 3lders to piss on n00bs. Although a time may arise in the future, where I return to BiShouNenKaMi... until that moment, in this thread, BiShou is my name, and equal is my bl00d.</font><P>-BiShou
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Postby Dark Keenspotter on Sun Oct 28, 2001 2:08 am

Okay, now I'm pissed.<P>REALLY pissed.<P>The reason behind saying "I'm not a fuckin n00b." is that I'm not.<P>The reason behind saying Treespeaker is not a great is that I don't fuckin like him.<P>The reason behind the arrogance and waiting to fight is that I plan to eventually revert to my true form and the character of Dark Keenspotter feeds off of Anger and Bloodshed and filters into pure rage and quick whit.<P>Once I decide to revert I will take you on Mr. Geoffrey Cubbage in the standard RP style, but Talkie Toaster and I have a score to settle. (Not really, but it would be cool to think so)<P>Are you fuckers gonna sit around jackin' your jaws or are any of ya gonna fuckin' fight.<P>*Beer Man appears in front of DrachenNacht (He he, Dragon Night in German, cool idea)*<P>Don't worry the beer flows freely here, this is WSU after all.<P>(And yes, I went to WSU and know for a fact that that last statement is totally true)<P>Hey BiShou, do you mind posting your e-mail or an IM thing so that you know the reason behind my arrogance. It would be nice to have at least someone listening to reason.<P>EC is being reasonable, if he gives me one of those forms of contact I will tell him too.<P>Hey BCM, good choice, how would you like to be the DJ/Theme song master?<P>Oh, about the arrogance again. If we don't have at least one arogant asshole keeping everyone in line we'll never get around to fights now will we?<P>Hey Goddess, FUCK OFF BITCH! You are now officially on my shit list.<P>Hey Treeshit, thanks for your name, I will now be forced to find where you live and make your life a living hell.<P>No, I'm not going to kick your ass, there are SSSSOOOOOOO many other things you can do that are worse by 10 fold.<P>I sure hope you don't have a car... *Evil Grin*<P>I am famous for getting even using my Intelligence and Evil attitude rather than the typical "Duh, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you and rape your sister." Dumb ass football player thing.<P>Oh, I'll give you my name eventually too, just to be fair.<P>But not now, fight time is now, I WANT SOME FUCKIN BLOODSHED!!!!!!<P>*Suddenly the football field turns into a bamboo forest with random bladed weapons placed throughout*<P>Okay, this will be a last man (or woman) standing match with however many people can line up along the football field before Oct. 30 by around 5 pm. No weapons go in, and none come out. Once you are in the forest you may not leave unless you are the last living soul in the forest via force field.<P>When people die they will re-spawn once randomly in the forest and then they will appear outside of the forest.<P>As many people as feel they can hack it (he he, hack) in a fairly well lit, semi-open bladed weapons fight.<P>Hell, if 6 people don't join in on the action by the clock in time, I'm game.<P>And yes, if you can think of a bladed weapon, it's probably in there (with the exception of Squall's Gun Blade) conveiniently placed next to a tree of your choosing.<P>Hmm...<P>*The Bamboo forest seems to shimmer and to the untrained eye is still the same*<P>The bamboo trees are on average about 25 ft. tall. Anyone who walks into the arena has the ability to fly similar to that of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.<P>*Dark approaches the field*<P>Yeah, I'm DEFINITELY gettin in on this game.<P>Wow, I feel much more relaxed than I did before...<P>And I know why.<P>My mom had me on Paxil for "Depression and Anxiety"<P>Basically she was concerned and I wasn't going to listen to her nag about it until I decided to take it.<P>Well, I took it for about 2 1/2 months and didn't care for it much...<P>Well, I quit about a week ago and I'm on the down hill of the rollercoaster.<P>Not good.<P>If nobody wanted to here that, well, just pretend like I never said it.<P>It isn't mood swings.<P>It's POWER SURGES,
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Postby Edible Corpse on Sun Oct 28, 2001 3:23 am

*Walks back into the field wiping his hands off with a towel, the football strangely absent, when he notices BishouNenKami jump off his seat. After his landing said Grand Poobah goes into his speech, which EC isn't really paying attention too... however EC snaps back to reality when he Notices BishouNenKami reverting to his newbie form*<P>Gah... i hate it when he does that<P>*Smirking to himslef, EC matches Bishou by first flipping himself forward 7 feet into the air as to gain momentum, then before landing head first catches the ground with his hands, pushing off with great force launching himself even higher. Whilst in mid-air EC uprights himself landing back to back with Bishou with his arms crossed*<P>HA! you're not the only one with fancy intros...<P>*EC continues to smirk at Bishou when he notices something else. Dark Keenspotter is radiating massive amounts of pissed off Energy, and seemingly in reaction Bamboo shoots sprout all over the feild... EC looks around himself at seemingly massive forest that he's now in, then Places his hands in his pockets*<P>Bamboo eh? well you won't see me doing any of that Croaching Tiger flying crap!<P>*Jumps backwards into the air landing on on a low bamboo shoot, then using it as spring board jumps even further back dissapearing into the think foilage*
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Postby Dark Keenspotter on Sun Oct 28, 2001 4:43 am

Hey EC, why don't you come up with an idea for the next fight that way we get people signing up in advance.<P>Do you think I should lift the low gravity spell from the battle ground and save that for later?<P>Say maybe a Max Payne/Matrix semi-god mode gun fight?<P>That could be fun...<P>Is anyone else gonna get in on the action?<P>Who is in on it so far anyways?<P>Lets see:<P>Dark Keenspotter,
Edible Corpse,
BiShou.<P>*Dark glances around the somewhat empty stadium*<P>Okay, I'll lift the 5 posts minimum if n00bs promise to stay and finish their fight.<P>*The Stadium shimmers and about a dozen n00bs that were waiting to get in fall into the bleachers*<P>Better...<P>Hey DrachenNacht, you want in on this?<P>*Dark walks up to the very edge of the field and rights his signature on the bubble of force covering the field*<P>*The signature starts to flame and Dark walks through the force field*<P>That's all ya gotta do to get in.<P>*Dark sits down and slips into a deep meditation, trying to draw force from the many live action CTF games that have already taken place here*<P>Ahh... the power.<P>I sense a new web comic appearing in keenspot within the next couple of months.<P>This should be good,
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Postby bicentennialman on Sun Oct 28, 2001 6:27 am

No, but I will load the CD player, and announce the songs.<P>I wanna fight!<P>*BCM runs into the forest, and finds a pair of kama, black with gold bindings and anodized black steel blades.*<P>Cooooooool.
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Postby Treespeaker on Sun Oct 28, 2001 6:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Hey Treeshit, thanks for your name, I will now be forced to find where you live and make your life a living hell. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You needed my real name to track me down? Forgive me if I fail to be impressed.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> No, I'm not going to kick your ass, there are SSSSOOOOOOO many other things you can do that are worse by 10 fold.<P>I am famous for getting even using my Intelligence and Evil attitude rather than the typical "Duh, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you and rape your sister." Dumb ass football player thing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You're so out of your leauge I'd actually feel bad about taking you down, you poor sod. Odds are you'll do it to yourself trying to get me back. Once more, forgive me if I fail to be impressed.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Hey Goddess, FUCK OFF BITCH! You are now officially on my shit list. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Just for that, I'd willingly make your life living hell...but she doesn't really need a knight errant, particularly. I only get the scraps she drops from her own table...and she tends to be a little more direct and a lot less forgiving than me in her revenge. I'd watch your back, if I were you.<P>
Oh, and it looks like your "Greats" aren't supporting you too well... maybe time to strike BiShouNenKaMi from your list, hm? You poor, stupid fool...<P>
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Postby bicentennialman on Sun Oct 28, 2001 7:03 am

Y'know, I just re-read your post, and I found something I had missed earlier.<P>That crack about Goddess.
I have no particular feelings towards Goddess, except for the fact that I remeber her being in Sinfest, and her sig mentions Ferrett.<P>*BCM walks over to DK and picks him up by the collar. Then he pulls out his Beretta .38 Automatic and unloads all 13 rounds into DK's chest. DK dies, and respawns somewhere else.*
Sinfest sticks together.
And Goddess, I expect you to fight, somehow. I think it'd be interesting to watch.
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Postby Treespeaker on Sun Oct 28, 2001 7:10 am

Hey, come on...<I> I'm </I> supposed to be the one saving her from the evil villan here!<P>Oh well, you respawned him, so I suppose if she wants to she can still mess with him...and then let me mess with him...and then we'll switch again...<P>Yeah, I really forsee either a lot of apologizing or a lot of misery in our little supa-n00b's life.
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Postby Lord Savaunt on Sun Oct 28, 2001 7:26 am

Coming into the stadium to see how things are going. Hey got a question for Poe. Are you the same Poe that used to do a site called en garde where you competed with other artist doing scenes from the wheel of time series?
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Postby Deuce on Sun Oct 28, 2001 10:47 am

[OOC][RANT] Okay, too much bad karma in the air. All three of you, (Tree, Goddess, and DK), 1 hour time out in your rooms, then I want you to come back and make up with one another. Things were said, feelings were hurt. Let it be. All you guys are getting worked up over is little pinpoints of light on the box in front of you, written by someone hundreds of miles away, who you've never seen or met IRL and doesn't know jack s*** about you beyond what you yourself has posted. There is no need whatsoever to get all worked up about such a stupid, insignificant thing. So can we all just can the stupid "I'm more of a man and way better than you because I've put more letters up on the big glowing box thingie" arguments? It's really starting to get old, and rather tiresome for some people (me, for one...)[/RANT] Oh, and remember to put Carmina Burana "O, Fortuna" when the match starts <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"> [/OOC]<P>*Deuce walks into the stadium, just as DK materializes a few feet above the ground in front of him. He steps forward and catches DK, then places him on the ground, dusts him off, etc.*<P>"Looks like the party's already started. Anywho, someone mentioned a 'no weapons go in' rule."<P>*Deuce extends his cyber-implant claws a few inches.*<P>"Do these count? They're not something I can really take off and put aside, unlike these."<P>*Deuce pulls back one flap of his coat, revealing the various weapons tucked within.*<P>"Either way, count me in..."<P>------------------
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Postby Greyeyes on Sun Oct 28, 2001 11:19 am

A door to the locker room slides open, and Grey sneaks out and into the forest.<P>*He climbs a shoot, and pulls forth two swords and several throwing knives.*<P>"Cool. Gotta try out those tricks I learned from Drizzt Do'Urden."<P>*He too disappears into the foliage.*<P>------------------
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Postby Talkie Toaster on Sun Oct 28, 2001 11:21 am

*Talkie appears*<P>Talkie: "Howdy Doodly doo!"<P>*Talkie looks over the preceeding events. It's trays begin to hum. A few seconds later a 2 by 4 appears in one of the trays. Talkie's cord wraps around it and pulls it out. It's much longer than the trays are deep*<P>Talkie: "I don't mean to be a downer to y'all, but I downright despise pointless bickering as much as I hate a poorly-toasted toasted teacake."<P>*Talkie waves the 2 by 4*<P>Talkie: "So the next one of y'all who starts bickering will be inadvertantly dragged into an early brawl when I pulverize their lovespuds with my Toasted 2 by 4 of Justice."<P>*Talkie manuvers the 2 by 4 into the tray. It slowly lowers into the tray and dissappears.*<P>Talkie: "So, would anybody like some toast?"<P>-- Talkie Toaster
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Postby Edible Corpse on Mon Oct 29, 2001 2:01 am

<P>*From 20 feet in the air EC comes flying down landing on top of Baltahazaars head sending him slamming into the ground*<P>Hey cool! a talkin toaster! I don't suppose you got any waffles?<P>Bal: get off....<P>*EC looks down noticing that he's been standing on someones head and not a bamboo shoot as he originally thought*<P>Oops...<P>*EC gets off chuckling to himself. Balthatazaar groggily gets back up*<P>wasn't looking where i was goin... hard to see in all this foilage, so you know... Anyways you here for the fight or are you just...<P>
*up above, a flock of birds are perching on the bamboos shoots, when they all fly off in fright. Looking up at the foilage, EC notices a figure that he can't make out carrying two swords, jumping from Bamboo to Bamboo*<P>HEY!! No one copys my ninja agility skills and gets away with it!!<P>*Just as Balthazaar is shaking off his headache, EC jumps forward planting his foot into Bal's face using it as a spring board. Jumping off in prusuit of the mysterious figure EC dissapears, leaving a fallan Balthazaar with a foot print on his face and the 'swirly eyes' effect*<P>------------------
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Postby Treespeaker on Mon Oct 29, 2001 2:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> All three of you, (Tree, Goddess, and DK), 1 hour time out in your rooms, then I want you to come back and make up with one another. Things were said, feelings were hurt. Let it be. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No offensse, but you're kind of missing the point here. My feelings are not hurt, my sensibilities are offended. It's an important distinction.<P>If my feelings were hurt, I'd be matching DK bluster for bluster and trying to prove that I am <I> too </I> one of his "Greats." That would be hurt feelings.<P>I am not insulted by his posts. I am deeply offended and shocked by them, and that anyone would accept them as a matter of course. <P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> All you guys are getting worked up over is little pinpoints of light on the box in front of you, written by someone hundreds of miles away, who you've never seen or met IRL and doesn't know jack s*** about you beyond what you yourself has posted. There is no need whatsoever to get all worked up about such a stupid, insignificant thing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Again, you're missing the point. If you'd taken time to read my inital response, you might have noted the contention (for lack of a better word) that states that this sort of elitism is unacceptable no matter where it happens. Just because you aren't face-to-face with someone doesn't mean they can't make you feel bad, left out, insgnificant, etc. etc. etc. <P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> So can we all just can the stupid "I'm more of a man and way better than you because I've put more letters up on the big glowing box thingie" arguments? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Again I get the sensation that you didn't really read my posts very well. If you had, you might have noiced that <I> THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME!!! Read </I> before you attack someone's post!
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Postby MMX on Mon Oct 29, 2001 2:42 am

Ok, OK, TS ^_-
I think DN gets the point, he didn't understand your initial response ^^"
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Postby the Goddess speaks on Mon Oct 29, 2001 2:43 am

<font color=darkgreen>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH ::gasp::thanks guys...i needed that laugh.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"> </font><P><font color=darkorange>to DK:do you have any idea how little i care whether i'm on your shit list or not?you can't do anything to me.period....and you can't do anything to geoff either...he's a master at revenge.trust me.i've seen him bring someone down and the person thinks he's their only friend in the world...and that was just a little bit of fun in repayment for some minor annoyances.</font><P><font color=darkred>to Bishou: i knew you were a good guy!!!i'm sorry for i have judged you wrongly in the past.please accept my humble appologies.</font><P><font color=darkblue>to BCM:i didn't know you cared! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">
and i'll certainly fight...if there's anyone worth fighting willing to fight me. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"> </font><P><font color=darkgreen>anyway i'm totally hyper but i think i'll go be hyper somewhere else.bye bye guys!!call me when you want me to mutilate somthing. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif"> </font><P>------------------
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Postby BiShou on Mon Oct 29, 2001 3:47 am

*Sitting dead center of the field, now surrounded by bamboo, BiShou waits. Silently he meditates; a zanbato impaling the ground in front of him. The wind pushes the foliage around him creating an eerie howling noise. Ever keen, he is sure to hear an attacker, if one should prove bold enough.*<P><font color=darkred>Watashi wa BiShou...</font><P><font color=darkred>Zanbato gakkou ni kanyuu shite imasu...</font><P>*The wind howls in response as a soft white glow surrounds BiShou.*<P><font color=darkred>Jaa mata.</font> *A smirk crawls across his face and resumes his meditation.*<P>-BiShou
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Postby Deuce on Mon Oct 29, 2001 5:48 am

[OOC] Tree, I'm gonna say four things in response to your post, then I'm going to drop the subject completely.<P>1) You were not the only person being addressed by that post. Please take note and realize that all parts may not necessarily to you [CHEAP FLAME] although your ego might believe otherwise [/CHEAP FLAME]<P>2) While writing these things, I am not usually in the mood to split hairs over the meanings of words. You weren't insulted, just offended, etc. WHATEVER. I really don't give much of a flying &*@# in regards to your personal state of mind. I just want the three of you to stop polluting threads with this.<P>3) The point I'm trying to make is that you're getting so worked up over something that should be utterly insignificant in your lives. If you feel any less about yourself because of what some loser (Note: being generic, not specific) posts on a board somewhere, then a) you have serious self-esteem issues, and b) you need to get a life away from your computer.<P>4) I was not attacking anyone's posts, just the generic theme behind about a dozen assorted ones belonging to the three of yours.<P> -- "My son displays a general garment and you claim it's cut to your fit?" Jessica asked. "What a facinating revelation." - Dune
[/OOC]<P>*Seeing that people are already entering the arena to fight, Deuce shrugs off his coat, takes off his holster-harness (think "Matrix" but with less guns), and drops the clothes on a bleacher seat. He strolls down to field level, scrawls something which vaguely looks like "Deuce", if you can imagine the same motions written in spray-paint grafitti, and slips into the dense bamboo.*<P>"Hmm, not my usual environment. I wonder what's in here."<P>*Deuce pushes his way through the forest, occasionally using his claws to slash through dense portions, and eventuall stumbles upon an old Roman Gladius in a sheath. He buckles the sheath around his waist, and keeps looking. A few minutes later, he has, in addition to his gladius, a claymore strapped on his back, a number of small daggers secreted about his person, and a collection of shiruken hidden in various places.<P>Hacking his way through the brush with a machete he had picked up, he notices the bamboo shoots waving back and forth in sync. Looking up, he spots two people bound by.*<P>"What the heck? How is that even possible?"<P>*As he is distracted, he trips over a bamboo shoot and glides a few feet forward*<P>"Huh? Ohh, neato!"<P>*He pushes off the ground hard, and launches himself into the upper reaches of the branches. Snagging a branch, he pushes off after EC and the other guy, all the while loosing his various blades in thier sheaths.*<P>[OOC] I'm multi-cultural in my butt-kicking. Roman, Scottish, Oriental. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif"> [/OOC]<P>------------------
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