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by **Chalain** on Wed Sep 20, 2000 2:07 am

Okay, time for some loony fanboy submissions... anyone feel like writing some Schlock poetry?Little magic sleep gun
You just don't have what I need:
That OMINOUS HUMMMMMSchlock Mercenary
Something for everybody
He's one size fits allI'll stop there. Anyone else?-Chalain
--
Roses are red, Schlock is brownish grayish green...

by **Howard Tayler** on Wed Sep 20, 2000 3:29 am

Exhibitionist!
Ha! I see through you, Chalain...
You and your haiku.--Howard
(Roses may be red
Violets may appear blue
I rhymed my haiku)

by **Howard Tayler** on Wed Sep 20, 2000 5:16 am

And another thing... Roses are FF0000, Schlock is 999966. Let's be accurate about this.

by **MaskedMooCow** on Wed Sep 20, 2000 5:32 am

Wow, do you really use that many colors?
Letsee, thats 16^6... hmmm... carry the two...
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/eek.gif">
I'm impressed.
--
Oh and for the poem:
Schlock Mercenary is great,
la la la la la.
Also, coming soon:
An epic battle. Depicted in the greatest medium known to man- fanart.
[This message has been edited by MaskedMooCow (edited 09-21-2000).]

by **Chalain** on Wed Sep 20, 2000 5:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Howard Tayler:
And another thing... Roses are FF0000, Schlock is 999966. Let's be accurate about this.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You beat me to it. Here's my version:Roses are 0x00FF0000,
Violets are 0x0000FF00,
Most poems rhyme
But this one is bitwise complementary.-Chalain
--
Ask me about 0xFFFFFFFF sometime.

by **Howard Tayler** on Wed Sep 20, 2000 6:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by MaskedMooCow:
Wow, do you really use that many colors?
Letsee, thats 16^6... hmmm... carry the two...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I use a custom 256 color palette when coloring, and each of those 256 colors has an "absolute" 32-bit value. But when I save the file to GIF format there are really only 128 colors, and most of them are pretty similar. And now, the obligatory on-thread haiku:Coloring Schlock:
Some red, some green... Now let's see...
Yes. Less blue. Perfect.--Howard
--------
Saving out as GIF
I heard that someone owns this
and wants to collect.Unlicensed GIF files
Someone's patent, but who cares?
Just try and stop me.

by **KareNin** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 2:15 am

I have some Irish roots; no Japanese in the mix anywhere, so haiku is not my thing. Are limericks allowed?A crack mercenary named Schlock
At Breya's new implants did gawk.
So "in lust" was the guy,
Though his comments were wry,
Breya shot him down--lock, barrel, stock.* * * *
stayler-pretty good, Lady! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif">

by **SoupurJeenyus** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 2:40 am

Hey, am I just confused or did our status as members of the keenspot board change. Now we're "Junior Keenspotters" I can't remember what we used to be, but I think it changed. Is that a result of a new message board, or did someone think we were cool enough to have new titles, or did we all just post alot of things.

by **Howard Tayler** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 2:48 am

Welcome to the new board, Souper! And stayler! Yes, your new status is due to the fact that this board has a different membership database than the old one. Oh well. At least with this board there is a greater variety in the rankings. If you post enough (like a thousand times) you get to be a "Keenspot Despot."Obligatory on-thread poetry:There once was a U.B.B. board
where keenspacers posted in hoards
But Schlock got keenspotted
The old posts were blotted
and new posting tallies were scored.Lost your old status?
Post here! Post often, with flair,
and gain a new rank

by **Breya** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 3:36 am

Me? Implants? Says who?
I'll admit the art's improved,
but this is all me.Admiral Breya

by **Schlock** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 3:44 am

(sigh) misunderstood...
maligned... It is not just lust.
Well... okay. It is.Mister Schlock

by **SoupurJeenyus** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 4:45 am

It looks like the flaming folder number has been knocked down to 10 too. Well you know what they say, "Change is good"......or atleast they do in lion king. I don't really recall hearing it anywhere else. It's just one of those thing that sounds like a phrase that everyone used to use before I was born, or old enough to comprehend. I guess I shouldn't assume quite as much. If you can understand what I just wrote I'll be glad, cause it's kinda confusing I think.

by **KareNin** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 7:03 am

OK, I'll take a stab at it...Will Schlock dare embrace
Enlightened feminism?
Is it lust...or love?

by **MaskedMooCow** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 7:33 am

Things are diff'rent here
What were the ranks on Keenspace?
I would like to know.

by **Howard Tayler** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 9:06 am

First, KeenSpace Cadet
Then, KeenSpace Cadet first class
(and Moderator)
--Howard V. Tayler
Author, "Schlock Mercenary"
(and a few haiku)

by **stayler** on Fri Sep 22, 2000 11:09 am

For some it is easy
Plenty clever words abound
I say this "love schlock"

by **Bill** on Sun Sep 24, 2000 12:30 am

Mercenary me.
Mercenary everyone.
Mercenary, Schlock.Let this be a charge
To all who love Schlock humor
To share with all the...Dang, ran out of syl
lables. I meant to say "all
the world." La la la.

by **MaskedMooCow** on Sun Sep 24, 2000 12:36 am

Schlock is blown to bits.
Clean-up will not be much fun.
Brad has his eyeball.
--
The MaskedMooCow.
Wondering why nobody's replied to his fanart yet.
moo.

by **MaskedMooCow** on Sun Oct 01, 2000 12:01 am

This thread must not die.
I will post to keep it live.
Others will reply.

by **Chalain** on Sun Oct 01, 2000 1:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Breya:
Me? Implants? Says who?
I'll admit the art's improved,
but this is all me.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>"But this is all me:"
Legally, she's right, you know
She has the recept-Chalain
--
The voices in my head tell me everything's okay, so everything's okay, okay?

by **MaskedMooCow** on Sun Oct 01, 2000 8:49 am

Schlock is a toilet.
Don't let that guy crap in you.
Just shoot him instead.

by **MaskedMooCow** on Mon Oct 02, 2000 2:42 am

Welcome, Jud Shafter.
Adventures await you now.
Just don't poop in Schlock.

by **Chalain** on Mon Oct 02, 2000 3:10 am

Aaaaaggghhh!!! Call a plumber!
I tried to flush this toilet
And it went "SPTOOO!"-Chalain
--
SPTOO: THE WRATH OF WHOOSH

by **Howard Tayler** on Mon Oct 02, 2000 3:20 am

"That guy" has a name
and fame (much later in life).
Fans, meet Jud Shafter------------------
Howard Tayler
"<A HREF="http://www.schlockmercenary.com" TARGET=_blank>Schlock Mercenary</A>"

by **SoupurJeenyus** on Mon Oct 02, 2000 4:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Aaaaaggghhh!!! Call a plumber!
I tried to flush this toilet
And it went "SPTOOO!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That just made me laugh for 30.5 seconds. Now I'm just chuckling, that was hilarious......uh oh...that word doesn't look right.------------------
Well I went to the spelling bee once...in 6th grade that is.

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