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by **mouse** on Sat Sep 14, 2002 9:20 am

_first_ my stupid work computer freezes up every two minutes and then i get home and get a message that the bb is overloaded and now even when it lets me on it takes forever! i HATE computers!

this is just to let you all know i haven't been ignoring you (i have, after all, learned that this is futile) - i am merely experiencing Technical Difficulties. so don't say too much till i get back, or i'll never catch up (not that that will help)

(and btw, kilo - i saw you browsing here yesterday. i know you're out there. and i just want you to know, whatever evil plan it is you are working on for your reappearance, just remember - deep down, i really like you.)

by **Major Tom** on Sat Sep 14, 2002 5:42 pm

mouse wrote:_first_ my stupid work computer freezes up every two minutes and then i get home and get a message that the bb is overloaded and now even when it lets me on it takes forever! i HATE computers!

Can't say it's got naught to do with your hardware, but the forums had been slow, starting yesterday (Friday) morning...seem ok at the time of this post...

mouse wrote:this is just to let you all know i haven't been ignoring you (i have, after all, learned that this is futile)

well.... DUUuuuuhhHH!

mouse wrote:...so don't say too much till i get back, or i'll never catch up (not that that will help)

ask me no promises, I tell you no lies

mouse wrote:(and btw, kilo - i saw you browsing here yesterday. i know you're out there. and i just want you to know, whatever evil plan it is you are working on for your reappearance, just remember - deep down, i really like you.)

Don't listen to her, she's just using you. I'm your Real Friend...

...Can I have Ireland?

by **mouse** on Sun Sep 15, 2002 9:25 am

he's lying to you, kilo - he's been saying all _kinds_ of stuff about you. he deserves no better than tierra del fuego. _i_, on the other hand, clearly deserve all of western europe.

by **Major Tom** on Mon Sep 16, 2002 5:39 am

*smugly considers mouse's dealings with France*

*BIG evil grin*

Yes. Clearly.

by **mouse** on Mon Sep 16, 2002 2:56 pm

hey, i'll be an overlord - i won't _have_ to deal with france. i'll just sit around eating cheese and ordering the peasants around.

by **Major Tom** on Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:58 am

If you don't deal with them, they will withhold cheese...

...and peasants

by **mouse** on Wed Sep 18, 2002 1:59 pm

nonsense - i also have the germans. i'll just march them on in. or the belgians, maybe - somehow i suspect there's a lot of supressed anti-french feelings there.

or i could stick with swiss cheese.

by **Major Tom** on Wed Sep 18, 2002 2:05 pm

mouse wrote:nonsense - i also have the germans. i'll just march them on in. or the belgians, maybe - somehow i suspect there's a lot of supressed anti-french feelings there.

oh yeah, like THAT's a tough bet to call...

mouse wrote:or i could stick with swiss cheese.

nope, sorry, too dry...

...doesn't stick.

by **mouse** on Wed Sep 18, 2002 2:09 pm

you gotta catch it young - try a new emmanthaler sometime - you end up having to lick it off the knife. (which was a _real_ incentive to invest in a cheese slicer)

by **Major Tom** on Wed Sep 18, 2002 2:11 pm

that explains the lisp, too.

by **mouse** on Thu Sep 19, 2002 3:29 pm

actually, it allows me to speak with forked tongue....

by **Major Tom** on Thu Sep 19, 2002 8:22 pm

mouse wrote:actually, it allows me to speak with forked tongue....

...that's what they said at AOL..

by **Antarius** on Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:40 pm

mouse wrote:actually, it allows me to speak with forked tongue....

Well that's just dandy - I am unable to get on for over a week (bloody forum problems!) and the reptillian influence on the board gets taken away from me and given to a mouse!

I'm shocked and dismayed at this act. Wasn't I draconic enough for ya?

by **Major Tom** on Mon Sep 23, 2002 8:25 am

nonono, that's not it...

...truthfully, you dracon and on and on....

by **Antarius** on Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:06 pm

Ahhh, but the early bird gets the Wyrm...

by **mouse** on Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:42 pm

which sounds to me like an excellent reason to stay in bed...

by **Antarius** on Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:30 am

Lest this Wyrm gets the early bird? :evil:

by **mouse** on Wed Sep 25, 2002 11:59 am

ummm... yeah, that too.

by **Major Tom** on Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:21 pm

Antarius wrote:Lest this Wyrm gets the early bird?

I don't know about "early"...

...but I've never seen anyone inspire quite so many birds any faster...

by **Limax** on Mon Oct 07, 2002 12:50 pm

Oh... that explains the mopeds and gokarts...

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