The Strip

[Antarius]

Makes you want to Snuffle Up to Gus, eh?

[Major Tom]

oh El, no!

[Antarius]

I am Wubba, you are Gwue...

[Major Tom]

Maybe I'm out of 'touch' with the SS Muppets, but I don't recognize those two...

...although there's also the consideration that you folks don't get the same set of characters at all (or with only some overlap)...

[Antarius]

Moreso a jab at the Engrish the monsters speak. 'Specially that "Monster Clubhouse" Shite, where they emphatically should "Wubba Wubba Wubba," causing even more damage to my poor 2 year old hatchling.

It's bad enough having to teach him to say Zed properly. Zee indeed! Humph!

[Major Tom]

well, I agree along the lines that Elmo's contextual occlusions are probably a bit counter-productive.

[Antarius]

Antarius disagrees with you, because Antarius refers to himself in the third person.

Antarius is going to draw all over the walls now. Isn't Antarius great? Everyone, copy Antarius!

[Major Tom]

J'ever notice that his comp has no CPU? Or does he use a Mac?

[Antarius]

He lost me when it became obvious that he was using AOL...

[Major Tom]

He's got a hand up his ass for a living...what do you expect?

[Antarius]

Hang on...

When did we start talking about the President again? I missed a post...

[Major Tom]

I said hand, not head.

[Antarius]

* insert obligatory tasteless and overdone "cigar," "stain," "intern," or "lewinsky" comment here *

[Major Tom]

"Tasteless" and "overdone" -- oh, I get it. Good you're sticking to that Brit-only diet.

heh-heh -- "Burnt is just another flavor"

[mouse]

besides, we're on a different president now - you want to be inserting "illiterate" "frat-boy" and "sh*t-for-brains".

[Antarius]

Oi, Maj, most western dragons have brit links...


Mouse: As for the current Prez. He's just too much of a free kick!

No; I don't think the US will live down the Clinton for a while...

[Major Tom]

We're not allowed to say "Clinton" and "down" in the same sentence.

[mouse]

As for the current Prez. He's just too much of a free kick!

hey - points is points.

[Limax]

hey - points is points.

Yes, but I'm sure you know where to go for real white meat.....

[Antarius]

We're not allowed to say "Clinton" and "down" in the same sentence.

I heard about that new law... But it's pretty ridiculous!

What about: "Clinton is from down Ar Kansas way..."

or

"Clinton laid down the law in an attempt to instigate peace in the middle east?"

or, more importantly:

"Clinton was amongst the first row of protestors, shouting 'Down with Interns! Down with Interns!'


So much for "Freedom of speech!" Bah!

hey - points is points

Nah. If you can't win by using your wits, it ain't worth it...


I mean, is it really any fun clubbing poor, defenseless baby fur seals?

What am I saying? Bad example!

[Major Tom]

Yes, but I'm sure you know where to go for real white meat.....

I like your style.


{i]Listen to the jester, demon!![/i]

[Antarius]

How can I? He was drowned out by my admiration for the sound of my own voice...

[Major Tom]

As my mother has said, on singing in church:

"God gave it to me, he has to listen to it."

[Antarius]

Sounds like your Mum is a smart person...

I guess we'll let her one major faux pas go, then...

[Major Tom]

Smart use of capitalization



evil demon.