Meani-ness and Bruno The Bandit

A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Major Tom on Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:33 pm

yep -- I even sell tickets to it.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 04, 2002 6:00 pm

Then I reckon I deserve a cut...




...Ooh! Damnit! Those tax returns are sharp! Paper cut! Augh!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:38 am

Antarius wrote:Then I reckon I deserve a cut...







TO THE KILOTINE>>>>>>>>
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:22 pm

Where "The first cut is the daftest?"
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:38 am

Certainly not the swiftest....


....nor deepest.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:40 am

Or sharpest...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:48 am

Right - so just relax and enjoy. It'll all be over eventually.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 06, 2002 7:07 am

You reckon? Something named after Kilo probably doesn't understand the laws of gravity. It's not gunna work, I tell you cap'n!
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:37 am

We need more power....


....hit him harder.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:58 am

No, no cap'n! I cannae hit 'im any more!

I've been 'itting 'im for three hours. If I 'it 'im any more, 'e'll blow!
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:25 am

Right -


stomping it is, then.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 4:37 pm

Romper Stomper!
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 5:23 am

Right Raggy!
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 4:08 pm

Don't make fun of Reptiles with speech impediments...




(Especially if you go good with condiments...)
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:52 pm

Antarius wrote:(Especially if you go good with condiments...)


Actually, I trust a proper diet more than condiments, let alone something as consumer-ist as X-Lex, or the like -- and, quite honestly, I'm more regular than I need to boast about.

Thanks for asking, though.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:17 pm

I should have guessed.

I mean, you give me the S%*ts!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:47 am

...and giggles.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:32 am

No, licking the cane toads gives me that...
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:50 am

FORE!!

*thunk*

Sorry 'bout that.
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Postby Limax on Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:52 pm

You know, this current storyline reminds me of this Off the Mark strip by Mark Parisi (who is also published by Plan 9).
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A salted slug gathers no moss.

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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:36 am

Hey, Limax!

I can sell you my keyboard... Cheap...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:41 am

Don't do it!!

I have it on good authority that it's a "White House Special"...



...He took off the W
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:58 pm

A free box of cigars with every keyboard...

Intern-national shipping is free...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:39 am

That was the former administration.


This one throws in free beef and a pair of crosstrainers.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:56 pm

Ahh... Ain't it terrible that I miss out on all of this crud, now that I avoid the gnus like the plague?



Hmmmm. Nope.
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