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Re: Mouse.... where art thou...

Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 28, 2002 6:11 am

Antarius wrote:
Major Tom wrote:Don't drink the water.


Yeah - it'll give you the shits!


and giggles
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Re: Mouse.... where art thou...

Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:12 am

mouse wrote:
Kilo24 wrote:Mouse.... where art thou...
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Mouse.... where art thou...


ha! i _knew_ you'd miss me. i knew my button eyes had gotten to you.

just dealing with an extended stay in the real world. (all sympathies accepted with thanks).

and now i have to go back *sigh*

Nah, I needed another target for random incoherence.
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Re: Mouse.... where art thou...

Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:19 am

Kilo24 wrote:Nah, I needed another target for random incoherence.
Kilo24


(sic)
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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:21 am

Got a problem with random incoherence?
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:22 am

only when it's "targeted"



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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:24 am

Blah! Blah blah blaaah.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:24 am

only too true
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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:26 am

I take pride in my random incoherence. It's always true.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:29 am

BTW isn't all incoherence random?


so we're talking true, targeted random randomness...
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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:30 am

Dunno.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:33 am

is that the laser eye, or the medusa eye?
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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:35 am

I, eye.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:45 am

betcha it's the medusa.

just to be sure, you better check them all
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Postby Kilo24 on Sat Jun 29, 2002 7:52 am

Aye.
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Postby Antarius on Sat Jun 29, 2002 11:27 pm

Great... I spend a few days away from the board (installing a Ded Rat Terminal server to replace my MicroSloth Terminal Server) and it degenerates to this.

Fortunately, Major was here to keep quality up to a non-euthanised point. However, kilo has reverted to his normal intellect; monosyllabic sentences.

To shame, to shame.


Nurse? Can I have those drugs now?
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Jun 30, 2002 7:28 am

Well, I have my limitations, but I did what's what with what I had to work with. You know, there's 'raw material' and then there's "primordial ooze".



and then there's times when you say "What I wouldn't give for some nice primordial ooze."
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Postby mouse on Sun Jun 30, 2002 11:55 am

you can borrow my hose, if you want to wash that ooze off. just don't track it through the kitchen.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Jun 30, 2002 8:03 pm

Oi!

That ooze could quite easily be Kilo's ancestors! That'd be germocide!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:20 am

might be insecticide, but really it's not to worry.

apparently there's no way to actually get rid of them.


not yet.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 01, 2002 6:21 am

It is a well known fact that:

The only things that will survive the Nuclear Hollocaust will be:
Cockroaches
Tupperware
& Kilo




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Postby Major Tom on Mon Jul 01, 2002 7:17 am

We could save space, then, if we just put him in Tupperware now.
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Postby mouse on Mon Jul 01, 2002 2:46 pm

along with the cockroaches...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 01, 2002 3:16 pm

Mmmmm.... Lunch!
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Jul 02, 2002 5:33 am

mouse wrote:along with the cockroaches...


hee -- I like it!
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Postby Antarius on Tue Jul 02, 2002 5:58 am

How on earth will we tell them apart?
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