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what should kilo24's hobby be?

cutting cheese in nice neat squares for mice
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calculating the differences between world time zones and making a nice chart so mice can figure out where everybody is
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25%
designing fashions for small innocent creatures like lemmings and mice and ants
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teaching mice to swim moats
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traveling the outback with a pack of hardy wombats, rescuing mice in distress
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75%
make masks of myomorphs, murids and myopus
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No votes
 
Total votes : 4

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Postby mouse on Tue May 21, 2002 12:28 pm

the suggestion has been made that kilo24 needs a hobby (and let's face it, he _is_ a little excitable). so feel free to vote, and make suggestions (but be _nice_, now)
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I been disenfranchised...

Postby Major Tom on Tue May 21, 2002 12:58 pm

:cry:

can't even get my chad to hang.
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hanging chads! why didn't _i_ think of that!

Postby mouse on Tue May 21, 2002 1:04 pm

seriously, i'm new at this - it let me vote, but surely it should let other people vote too.....

were you logged in? although the board seems to know you, there is no 'edit' button by your post (which seems to appear only when one posts while logged in) - try logging in, and see if it lets you vote.
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Postby Major Tom on Tue May 21, 2002 1:16 pm

OOOOoooo, so it's not an anonymouse poll, then, eh? (fascist)

yeah, it worked.
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Ahem.

Postby Kilo24 on Thu May 23, 2002 8:41 pm

Not a single one of these could be my hobby.

These hobbies are all being KIND to assorted rodentia.
Wait..... teaching them how to swim......

"Ok, all mice. You are in the water over here. *points at leftmost side of pool* Your only way out is over here. *points at a spot on the rightmost side of the pool, about 50 feet away from the left side on the diagram not counting the maze required to get through it* After approximately 5 seconds (give or take 4) after the race starts, I will throw this switch here which electrifies the pool. Any questions?"
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Re: Ahem.

Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 01, 2002 3:53 am

Kilo24 wrote:Any questions?"


How come donuts have holes in them?
Does Superman have to apply for permission to land?
Can terrorism really be punnished by retaliatory acts of terrorism?
Is Chess as good as an orgasm?
Why does a hot bowl of water freeze quicker than a cold bowl of water?
What is the "missing link" in the replication of Baudin's MEG?
If nature abhors a vaccuum, how come there are so many politicians?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
What is the average speed of an unlaiden sparrow?
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Postby mouse on Mon Jul 01, 2002 2:25 pm

english or african sparrow?
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:21 pm

And with that, mouse was flung into the chasm.
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Postby mouse on Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:34 am

wheeeeeee!
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Postby Antarius on Tue Jul 02, 2002 4:27 pm

As long as you clean it up afterwards...
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jul 03, 2002 7:10 am

Speaking of which, where is that danged KiloMop TM?
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Postby Antarius on Wed Jul 03, 2002 3:21 pm

I traded it in for the Kilo Toilet Brush...
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Re: Ahem.

Postby surfer on Fri Sep 06, 2002 2:45 pm

Antarius wrote:
Kilo24 wrote:Any questions?"


How come donuts have holes in them?
Does Superman have to apply for permission to land?
Can terrorism really be punnished by retaliatory acts of terrorism?
Is Chess as good as an orgasm?
Why does a hot bowl of water freeze quicker than a cold bowl of water?
What is the "missing link" in the replication of Baudin's MEG?
If nature abhors a vaccuum, how come there are so many politicians?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
What is the average speed of an unlaiden sparrow?




what is the difference between a crow and a raven?
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Postby mouse on Sat Sep 07, 2002 11:23 am

ravens are found in poe-try
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Postby surfer on Sat Sep 07, 2002 4:19 pm

mouse wrote:ravens are found in poe-try


Of course! Wonder why it doesnt specify that in websters?
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Postby mouse on Sun Sep 08, 2002 9:15 am

webster - wasn't he that kid in that tv show? what would he know about poetry?
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Postby Limax on Mon Sep 09, 2002 9:06 am

I am always a sucker for a good wombat.
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Postby mouse on Mon Sep 09, 2002 12:44 pm

i have a feeling that this may fall under that category of 'things i really do _not_ need to know about you'...........
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 09, 2002 1:02 pm

Soooo, what else fits in that category, hmmmm?
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Postby Limax on Mon Sep 09, 2002 1:03 pm

The mind reels.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:22 pm

Anyone who'd suck a wombat, really hasn't seen one close-up...


Besides, they are much better deep-fried & garnished with some freshly-clubbed baby fur seal (or baby unicorn, if readily available...)
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