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[Kilo24]

Major Tom!?!? What's this!

Major Tom wrote:
spendiferous.

here, have some more cheese

Scum! Traitor! Telemarketer!!! You are convicted of betraying everything senseless, EVERYTHING KILO24 that ever existed on this message board. mouse may seem cute, but beneath those cute little button eyes, beneath that soft, beautiful fur: THERE IS A MONSTER!!!!! HE WILL TAKE YOUR SWISS!!!! HE WILL SWIPE YOUR HAVARTI!!! HE WILL THIEVE YOUR CHEDDAR!!!! HE WILL DEVOUR YOUR CONQUEST FLAGS (of gouda, of course)!!!!!! HE WILL REPOSSESS YOUR EDAM!!!!

What I'm trying to say, I guess is:

HE WILL STEAL YOUR CHEESE!!!!!!!! THE SCUM!!!

And you dare to ally yourself with this.... this... lawyer!!!! I will give you this one chance to commit yourself to the intelligent side (mine, naturally) before I sic the:

RABID PINK PUFFIN-DINGOES OF DOOM!!! (TM)

on you! I would detail your gruesome death, but the method of the:

RABID PINK PUFFIN-DINGOES OF DOOM!!! (TM)

are too hideous for your puny human mind to comprehend. With that thought in mind, I conclude my post with these quotes by famous people:

-Cheese makes the world go round.
Thomas Edison

-Cheese makes the world go round.
George Washington

-Cheese makes the world go round.
Abraham Lincoln

-Four score and seven years ago, the:

RABID PINK PUFFIN-DINGOES OF DOOM!!! (TM)

descended on this planet, destroying life as we knew it (thank god for that backup save.)
-Benjamin Franklin

And so, this post ends, leaving all of you enlightened.

[mouse]

i will munch your mozzarella!
i will feed on your feta!
i will gorge on your gorgonzola!
(this is fun!)
i will chomp on your cheddar!
i will nibble your neiderkranze!
i will gulp down your goat cheese!
i will steal your stinking bishop! (there really is such a cheese - igourmet/cheeses/ALL stinky)

and most important:

I WILL GOBBLE YOUR GOUDA!

however, i must humbly disclaim your many compliments, as i am not in fact a lawyer.

(but it was sweet of you to notice my cute button eyes)

[Kilo24]

mouse wrote:
however, i must humbly disclaim your many compliments, as i am not in fact a lawyer.

(but it was sweet of you to notice my cute button eyes)

Nay... thou art..... A LAWYER/TELEMARKETER/PIKACHU CROSSBREED!!!! The definition of purest evil.

Oh, and your cute button eyes seem to be begging for a mousetrap. Here, I'll get one.

[Major Tom]

As long as he don't swipe my swiss
crap in my cottage
or mess up my mozzarella

I think I'm gonna be OK

[Kilo24]

Nooooooooooo......

Your cheese is gone, Major Tom! I watched mouse run away with it, then he set your house on fire and totally destroyed it. I have seen his *gasp* evil side........

At my home.....It was a bright and sunny night... The cats were spontaneously exploding as usual.... A lone, dark figure was slowly making his way up the driveway.... with a suitcase.....It was......

THE RODENT LIFE INSURANCE SALESmouse FROM THE PINK LAGOON!!!! (TM)

Not knowing my danger, I walked up to him, asking what he needed. He then opened his suitcase, pulling out a sheet of paper. He then asked the fateful question........

"Do you need life insurance?"

I....... I..... The details are too horrible to remember........ *sob*

But after that meeting, I became set against rodent domination!!!! I stole a nuke to use on the WB Studios!!!! (Pinky and the Brain, Tom and Jerry, nooooooooooo.....) Unfortunately, a goblin beat me up and took it. At least I still had my shotgun. I snuck to the producers of Tom and Jerry and forced them to make Jerry get eaten by Tom this time. I then glued myself to this computer chair and plagued the Bruno the Bandit message board, while secretly hoping for the return (and utter doom) of Kweepie. I close this post with an inspirational message to all you rodents out there:

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!



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=Signature Title=
Strange Nonsensical Quote- Title of a Book That Never Existed, Name of Someone That Never Existed, Name of Certain Rodent Who Will Cease Existing Very Soon

PS. Oh, and I got last post

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[Major Tom]

Those of us who can regain last postingness without the need to edit will always be inundated with a wealth of cheese.

I get mine through the mail, 3 times daily.

[mouse]

cool! - mind if i come visit?

[Antarius]

As I began my trek to make the Last Post of Page 2 & the First Post of Page 3, I noticed the following:

Oh, I accidently left out the part about fortifications and a mercenary army of starving cats. Oh well.

I read that as a different "fotification" and was getting really sad for the poor cat...


Oh, in case you were upset, Antarius of Smeg is back!

[Antarius]

Of course, this hasn't quite hit the end of the Second Page yet, so I'll have to prattle a little more.

[Antarius]

Aha! Here it is!

The Last Post for Page Two!

It is mine! All Mine I tell you!

Back off, scumbags. I've got it, and you can't get it back! Nyah!

Cheers,

Antarius,
Ruler of the Last Post for Page Two!


(mutter mutter)

It's a damned conspiracy I tell you! They've modified the forums. Now my title should read:

Antarius,
Ruler of the Last Post for The Page Formerly Known As Page Two!
Ruler of the Last Post for Page Four


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[Antarius]

Whooopeee!

I did it! Not only am I Master of the Last Post for Page Two, but I am also the Master of the First Post for Page Three!

I rule Supreme. Bow before my Greatness, peasants!

Cheers,

The Almighty Antarius
Master of the Last Post for The Page Formerly Known As Page Two!
Master of the First Post for the Page formerly known as Page Three
And Completely bored of this Mass Debate. Goodnight!


(Mutter) Sig edited as necessary. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

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[Kilo24]

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(What to do without a witty comeback)

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[mouse]

wretched phpbb! (that's really a bronx cheer, i know it is) - haven't been able to get on this forum for _ages_, and now you guys have gone all nutzo on me.

[Antarius]

I don't know that "going crazy" is necessarily a valid accusation... After all, there was 5 days between your post and my (then) final post...

You could easily have spent the necessary 3 or 4 hours playing russian roulette, clicking madly on the "Reply" button and chanting the mantra "Maybe the frickin thing will work this time..."

I know I did...

But, rest assured, sooner or later the phorums will be running properly again. Then you can go mad until your heart is content!


Cheers,

Antarius
Oh Bugger! I've just violated my "I won't post on this thread again," rule... I shall now be forced to perform a penance ceremony involving a yak, a hose and a lot of lubricant. (I would prefer not to have to leak details...)

[Major Tom]

I want to know nothing of your leaky hose...




Or was that a leaky yak? NO NO, WAIT -- I don't want to know.

[Antarius]

You don't know how much I'm busting to [leak] the facts to you now... But I'm not going to - that would lead to another post...


Oh bugger... Hey, Yakky...

[mouse]

is that yakkity (don't talk back) yak?

[Major Tom]

Go on Ant - sing to us your love.

Which would make you our yak bard, yes?

[Antarius]

Which would make you our yak bard, yes?

The only type of Bard that I am, is a Star Bard... (Re-arrange the letters to suit...)



Cheers,

Antarius
The Utter, Utter, Utter StarBard

[mouse]

i get an extra 'r' - unless you pronounce things in australian, in which case the 'r's cancel out.....

[Major Tom]

...drat bars?

[Kilo24]

I return to the message board to find a yak infestation!! Get rid of mouse and Ant before any more yaks.

[Antarius]

Oh, Kilo...

You really do talk a lot of bull, don't you?


Cheers,

Ant
My other sig is funny

[Kilo24]

Better than talking a lot of yak.

[Kilo24]

Much better.