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Postby The Eternal Paradox on Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:35 am

nice pony tail thingy<P>we really have to do something about all the giant plants raping cartoonists in this country. i'm sick and tired of coming home and turning on the news, and the first thing i hear is "another cartoonist was raped today by a giant tentacle-y plant". it's a travesty of our nation and all she stands for.
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Postby Oniko Hakubi on Fri Jan 12, 2001 5:50 am

But you realize that the whole incident had... consequences, don't you? You see Poe...<P>...I'm your son.
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Postby Y2Hecate on Fri Jan 12, 2001 7:34 am

Aww.. such a cute picture. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/wink.gif"><P>Your friend's art and site are neat BTW.<P>------------------
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Postby RandomPING on Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:34 am

Ugh, sorry poe we had no idea... the same thing happened to my sister years ago, now she's real quiet and eats a lot of sea-food with a longing look in her eyes.
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Postby Michael Poe on Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:44 am

Heh... I was looking through the website of an old friend of mine from college and happen to find this photo taken almost three years ago... <IMG SRC="http://www.exploitationnow.com/images/whackbush.jpg"> <P>For some reason, a hentai reference was the first thing that came to mind... <P>What's sad is that this is one the few photos ever taken of me in the last five years<P>Oh, and I suppose I should plug her art site while I'm at it, <A HREF="http://homepages.go.com/~dangerkitten/main.html" TARGET=_blank>http://homepages.go.com/~dangerkitten/main.html</A> <P> <P>------------------
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Postby Black Raven on Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:50 am

Umm I don't mean to be mean, but I don't see anything. the image won't load for moi<P>------------------

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Postby Michael Poe on Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:51 am

Sweet buddha on a stick! I posted this five seconds ago... heh, give me a minute here.
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Postby Black Raven on Sat Jan 13, 2001 7:50 am

Hey it could have been worse, you could have been brought in your earlys years inside a pentagram and near an insane asylum. Of course I only apply to one of those quotas.<P>------------------

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Postby Chris Dub on Sat Jan 13, 2001 12:47 pm

mmmmmm blue pants.
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Postby pleasetypenamehere on Sun Jan 14, 2001 7:13 am

I know that I'm probaley going to get lynched for this but am I the only one who thinks that that peice of art sort of resembles a pot leaf? Come on, I can't be the only one. Let's see a show of hands. Anyone? Gah, where's Cody? I know he'd agree with me on this.<P>------------------
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Postby Chris Dub on Sun Jan 14, 2001 9:41 am

all i see are blue pants.
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Postby pleasetypenamehere on Mon Jan 15, 2001 4:46 am

Heh, cat. Hey, can anyone else imagine the Cat in the Hat on crack? I know I can!
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Postby Austen on Mon Jan 15, 2001 4:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chris Dub:
<B>all i see are blue pants.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>.......<P>Pants?
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Postby Guest on Mon Jan 15, 2001 5:04 am

Approximately one shoe lenght in front of
his left foot? partly concealed by a giant
leaf?<p>[This message has been edited by RichardIWebster (edited 01-15-2001).]
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Postby RandomPING on Mon Jan 15, 2001 7:09 am

Oh what a wonderful, wonderful pot plant that would be.<P>~Ping
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Postby The Eternal Paradox on Mon Jan 15, 2001 8:31 am

yeah...y'know, it does look like a pot leaf.
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Postby Black Raven on Mon Jan 15, 2001 8:55 am

I sorta see the leaf, but can anyone see the cat in there?<P>------------------

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Postby Michael Poe on Tue Jan 16, 2001 4:38 am

um... actully, those pants were green...<P>The girl who took that shot wasn't exactly a photography major. Perhaps I should have done a little color correction work on it.
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Postby TerraHawk on Tue Jan 16, 2001 5:33 am

Come to think of it, yeah - yer pants are the same color as the plant itself...
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Postby Austen on Tue Jan 16, 2001 10:38 am

I don't know about pants, but those are damn nice shoes.
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Postby Chris Dub on Wed Jan 17, 2001 1:12 am

yet the grass is green.... hmmmmm I smell a rat.
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Postby Black Raven on Wed Jan 17, 2001 6:36 am

Of course you do. The Cat ate the Rat and Plant will eat the cat. <P>------------------

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Postby Alfador on Wed Jan 17, 2001 7:20 am

Carnivorous plants...hmmmm...any of you ever play SimEarth? You could have 'Carniferns' which were mobile plant life, that could actually achieve sentience. I can see the headline now: Poe raped by tentacled plant life! Plant ambassador denies knowledge, despite the fact that his corn is known to have ears everywhere.<P>------------------
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Postby Unstablist on Sun Jan 21, 2001 3:34 am

Uhhh, congratu;atoins on surviving, must have been a harrowng experience.
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