Last post wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sqauto]

Nope, not doing anything like that. Just doing the winning. That is all.

[OzLionHeart]

Seems like there are just so many claims of winning, and only one of them is true.

[Sqauto]

Agreed. and that would be the one who has the best winning smile.

[OzLionHeart]

And that would be me. *gives Florence Ambrose smile*

[Sqauto]

Not until I use the power of Monkey Magic!

The nature of monkey is irrepressible!

[OzLionHeart]

Fortunately (or unfortunately for you), I was a big fan of that show growing up.

*uses Headache Sutra to win*

[Sqauto]

I was hoping that someone would know that.

*Dances about on his flying cloud while winning.

The headband isn't on my head, in fact it could be on anyones head or located anywhere. Hell, it could be on YOUR head for all we known.

[OzLionHeart]

*checks* Nope, definitely not on my head. As evidenced by the fact that I'm winning.

Also, Mick Jagger has some words for you...

[Sqauto]

While you make think you move like Mick Jagger (GOD I hate that song), you don't move well enough to win.

[OzLionHeart]

*leaps over Sqauto's head, using cat-like agility* I beg to differ.

[Sqauto]

*Watches as Vixa pounceglomps you, mid-air.

Not as good as you hope at winning that I see.

[OzLionHeart]

*somersaults, lands on his feet, and hugs the fox-girl* Well, hello there, Vixa. Haven't seen you for a while.

[Sqauto]

*Vixa taps you on the nose.

*Takes the chance to settle into the winning spot.

[OzLionHeart]

*picks up Vixa, and moves into the real winning spot*

No, this is the Winning Spot, not that one. That one's the Not-winning Spot.

[Sqauto]

Actually, that is the one where the "metor" drops down and hits whomever stands under it on the head spot.

I'm in the winning spot, I get to watch.

*Takes out popcorn.

[OzLionHeart]

*produces a remote, and presses the "Swap the spots over" button*

There. Sorted. *snags the popcorn, and shares it with Vixa*

[Sqauto]

You do know that the "swap the spots" thing only swaped the spots on your body with someone else don't you? It doesn't actually move someone about in time and space. It's not blue enough for that.

Besides, I win because I go where there is more space on the inside then the outside.

[OzLionHeart]

I win because I arrive there before you do.

[Sqauto]

You might have arrived first, but the aim was to arrive there last. Something I did with a little help from the Doctor.

Which Doctor? ALL OF THEM!

*Shares a jelly baby.

[OzLionHeart]

ALL the Doctors? That is incredibly dangerous. You may have created a time inversion, in which first becomes last, and last becomes first.

...in which case, I win.

[Sqauto]

Please, time and space is simply just a gaint ball of timey-whimy...stuff. Therefore you came first at getting first, while I came in from behind while wearing a Fez.

Because Fezes are cool.

[OzLionHeart]

It's always nice to see a familiar Fez around here. You'd better go back and get the mop, though.

Meanwhile, I am winning. *dons a bow-tie*

[Sqauto]

Bow-ties are so last year, just like wanting to be sad about the fact you killed everyone because they had been about to make the universe burn.

Now then, lets run off and have some fun winning at the last post. It has been 3 minutes, which is 3 minutes too long in my book!

[OzLionHeart]

An excellent idea.

I'm glad I thought of it.

[Sqauto]

Sorry, just came back from helping the Romans invent Ice Cream, it sure went well with the Mayan. Too bad Khan wanted to take the time to start a fight with everyone. But you know, it was one of those parties and everyone has fun in the end.

So then winning, yes, well that was something you might have wanted if I hadn't already won it already. Infact, I have it right here in my pretty little hands. Would show give it you to, but time and space and all that.