Superosity themed poetry

[Milton Bradley]

For our fanmusement we should make poems about Superosity comics.
Along with your poem, please include a link to the source comic.

http://superosity.keenspot.com/d/20021119.html

Percy and Marlene were datin',
their love Bobby deeply was hatin'
his dark heart was pleased
to tell him, "she's diseased"!
Is Bobby related to Satan?

[Chris Crosby]

Bravo! I didn't even know I could like poetry until today.

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[Ringading]

Mine is better because it has a title.

And Self-Advertised For His Real Self In The Process

The decades passed,
They couldn't last,
But Chris thought them sustained

So Bobby had
To try a fad
Whose edginess had waned

http://superosity.keenspot.com/d/20080506.html

[Milton Bradley]

So maybe Boardy's a prince,
But his picture? It doth make me wince:
Weird eyes! and beneath,
Are some hideous teeth,
I'm feeling suspicious and tense!

http://superosity.keenspot.com/d/20120608.html