King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby ReadsVoraciously on Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:59 am

You didn't keep your proper hill-owning paperwork in order. Repossessed.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SharesLoot on Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:09 am

I contribute 1500 million dollars to the election campaign of Arnold Schwartzenegger. Even more money flows into other channels, and suddenly everyone who says Arnie can't become President disappears overnight.

The first action of the new Presinator is to grant me an unalienable right to do whatever I please on

My Hill.

Of course, I do the usual, you know... build a cottage with rosebushes, a huge library, a spa, a cinema...
To take care of all eventualities, I even install a free sunglasses and trenchcoat dispenser on the front lawn :lol:
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby m0rtimer on Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:11 am

You decided to transfer the money through paypal, which considers the donation most suspicious and locks it all down until further notice.

Which grants me the chance to claim my hill.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SharesLoot on Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:28 am

I buy PayPal and unfreeze my money. It would have been easier to just transfer the money again (yeah, I'm married to Bill Gates), but whoever stands in my way needs to be taken down a notch. Once my money arrives where it was going, I close down Paypal. Who needs internet payments? The Presinator will make sure that no computer in the free (i.e. capitalist) world will be sold without MS Windows. Yeah. And remember my killing everybody opposed to Arnie becoming President? What do you think happened to iStink?

The first action of the new Presinator is to grant me an unalienable right to do whatever I please on

My Hill.

Of course, I do the usual, you know... build a cottage with rosebushes, a huge library, a spa, a cinema...
To take care of all eventualities, I even install a free sunglasses and trenchcoat dispenser on the front lawn.
Again.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:36 am

I drop a endothermic warhead on the hill flash freezing everything to nearly absolute zero. I then launch a nuke that completely obliterates all matter on the hill I then plant my small flag on

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:14 pm

I swipe your flag and secretly place it on whatever the building that's most important for the government is. This treachery sees you lynched.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:15 pm

I can not be killed

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Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:48 pm

You can still be lynched though. Just makes it incredibly hard for you to move.

I kill Arnie... Well, not me personally, I hire my friend Chuck to kill him. When the president is dead the world goes into turmoil and I rise to claim power... By killing people.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:00 pm

Since you didn't take possession of the hill just leadership I take the hill.
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Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:33 am

Leads a violent rebellion of the people, excecuting all existing leaders and land owners.

I take charge of the hill as First Representative of the People.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:33 am

Being dead as I am, the people see no point in killing me. I possess a rebel and convince the others that you are simply trying to take the place of those who they are rebelling against, and will be worse than their previous oppressors, who didn't even realise they existed. I then de-possess the rebel and take up residence on

My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:08 am

I marry Dlover and become queen of

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Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:43 am

I become your first born son and inherit the hill when you both die.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dusk9 on Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:39 am

I am hired by a concerned party to investigate after King Dlover and Queen Odd die in suspicious circumstances. I uncover a twisted, ruthless plot instigated by the Illuminati in partnership with Prince Silver, so that he was placed on the throne.
I alert the authorities, who arrest Silver on charges of patricide and matricide. With the reward money I buy the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:51 am

My supporters launch an investigation and denounce Dusk9 as a traitor against the Crown. Civil war scours the land and eventually the Royalist forces of Prince Silver win through and he is crowned King and given dominion over the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:03 am

*Boot*
Get off my throne! Sheesh, I was only gone for a day or two! Can't a man handle the affairs of his realm without being usurped?
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:11 am

Well my king what is yours is mine so since I am apparently the woman in this relationship

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Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:20 am

I don't give a damn about the hill, I'm the king of an entire damned realm! I own all the hills! AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL of them!

And Silver, don't you make me send you to a warfront with a battalion of rookies and the task of commanding them.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:25 am

Is sent off to war with a group of untrained soldiers and through brilliant tactics, inspired leadership and general kick assery returns victorious, having added much new land to the kingdom of Hilldonia. As national hero I am asked to become king early and you are forced to abdicate for sending such a great person as me off with the expectation that I would fail or be killed so you could carry on being king.

I am crowned once again and take my place on the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:32 am

I did no such thing. I threatened to send you off, with rookies, not untrained soldiers. You wouldn't be killed anyway, the only warfront we're on is with the gophers, and they can't kill a baby right now. It would just be a punishment for attempted patricide, matricide, regicide, and falsely crowning yourself king. After that you're lucky I haven't had you beheaded. That plus you don't have any honour, so not even the lowliest of thugs would willingly follow your lead without my asking them to, which would throw off any coup you could muster.

That and you're not actually the eldest child, and thus don't have any direct claim to the throne, you're some kid who walked into the castle and said "Hey, I'm your kid! Gimme kingship!" The real heir is currently being safeguarded where you'll never find them! And no, I won't tell you who it is, that would be idiotic of me.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:21 am

Oh Dlover I really wish you wouldn't hide our first born son Kurik under

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Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Wolfie21384 on Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:51 am

I am so disturbed by this latest train of thought, that I wipe the universe clean and everything starts from scratch.

Yes, I am a Goddess.

So,

My Hill.

for now...
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby SilverMK2 on Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:54 am

Not believing in gods, I simply walk up and claim the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Theonewhoisodd on Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:59 am

I spring forth from Silvers' forehead knocking her unconscious and claim

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Very first Bloodhound in Thuntworld Serial Killers.
Round 17 killer as Seth Bainwraith, fought off a lynch mob for 4 rounds until I purposely killed myself with a Trowel to complete the storyline of my kills.
Round 19 killer as Lesser Finger Horror, died in the first round but took the Ex-God SeeAMoose with me thanks to the Kaboomerang. (Thanks Warlock)
Round 31 killer as Forgath, died first round thanks to Vigilante justice...
Round 32 detective, found both killers fairly quickly.
Round 36 killer as FRGU, got hit with a computer error and thoroughly lynched.
Round 37 killer as Overlord, killed everyone and they didn't come back to life.
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Re: King of the Hill! (One of those pesky forum games!)

Postby Dlover on Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:38 pm

Screw god/ess hood, I'm a damned person who has been forced through several universes! I'm pretty sure I rank close enough to them at this point to simply move the hill out of Odd's territory, and into mine.

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