I have a problem that has nothing to do with Superosity but that only a Superosity reader could possibly have sufficient wisdom to resolve. See, I think Everybody Loves Raymond is/was a horrible show. This is because Ray Romano is an awful comedian. When I hear jokes by him I want to break his face. I would like to pick up a sledgehammer and go over to his house and break his face. However, Christy Carlson Romano AKA Christy Michelle Romano is the girl I love very earnestly and one day after I meet her I'm definitely going to marry her. How am I going to deal with her relative Ray Romano being hostile to me when he discovers how little I think of his work? I'd like to think well of him out of respect for my future spouse but I simply can not. His comedy is too awful to be tolerated. At family gatherings it will be difficult not to dump succotash on his head every time he tries and fails to say something funny. It is going to be a very trying relationship, I can tell you. It will be so difficult to always be keeping so much succotash close at hand.
This realisation has become a major concern. I am losing sleep because every time I close my eyes I see Ray Romano's disapproving scowl directed right at me. It is making life so difficult. Please help me, Superosity readers. Please.